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Ellie, Chip, Gadget, Zipper, and the Eds soon arrived at the police station. Ed had Adult Angelica

and Marvin in a potato sack. A CGI bird cop and a hand-drawn chinchilla were arguing over what to do with CGI Angelica, who was cuffed to the counter.

“Yes, I know she was involved with heinous crimes.” Said the chinchilla. “But still, she doesn’t deserve

to be behind bars. She’s only a kid, for McKay’s sake!”

“But she wanted to eliminate all CGI Toons!” The bird argued. “What do you think I am? Stop-motion?”

The group then saw the animal cops arguing.

“Steckler?” Asked the chinchilla. “I thought you quit to start your own detective agency.”

“I did, Officer DelGado.” Replied Ellie. “But we have someone in this sack you’d be surprised to see.”

Ed dumped the bag to reveal two of the criminals behind the CGI kidnappings.

“Let me at ‘em! Let me at ‘em!” Said the bird with DelGado grabbing onto his leg.

“No need, Officer O’Hara.” Said Ellie. “These guys will be unconscious for about an hour. Better

throw them in jail before they wake up.”

“I’ll be on it.” Said DelGado, giving a whistle. Soon, a human-size CGI newt arrived, but was shocked

by who was on the floor.

“Sweet mother of Harryhausen!” Said the newt. “That’s the same criminal Chief Bogo was after. He

warned us about her USB drives.”

“Where is Chief Bogo, anyway?” Asked Chip.

“He’s still out there trying to chase Angelica.” Answered O’Hara. “The adult one, I mean.”

“Well, tell him that she’s now in custody!” Said Gadget. “By the way, do you have a computer I

could use? I have a friend that needs to be rematerialized.”

“Yes you may.” Said the newt. “I have some criminals to put in jail, if you please.” He grabbed Adult

Angelica and Marvin and started walking to the slammer. Gadget and Chip scampered over to a

computer and found a USB port. Gadget inserted one of the USB drives into the computer with a

3D printer, typed on the computer, and a huge blast of light burst out of the printer. After a few seconds,

Moana appeared from the flash.

“Mahalo plenty, guys!” She said. “I have to get going. The Walt Disney Company is turning 100 this

year, and I’m one of the top 100 contending Toons!” She ran off to return to Walt Disney Animation

Studios.

“Maybe it’s the next one.” Said Gadget, pulling out the USB drive and putting in a different one. This

time, Dale came out.

“Did I miss anything?” He asked, dazed after being rematerialized.

“Dale!” Screamed Chip, and he threw off his hat, ran towards Dale and gave him a great big hug. “You

were zapped into a USB drive. I thought we’d never get you back.”

“So,” Dale asked with a confused tone. “Everything’s artichokey?”

“Yes, Dale.” Replied Chip. “Everything’s artichokey.” Chief Bogo then entered the building.

“Where is the younger Angelica?!” He asked, and Ellie, the Eds, O’Hara, and DelGado all pointed

to where CGI Angelica was.

“Please don’t arrest me!” She pleaded. “I’m only three!”

“I won’t arrest you, younger Pickles.” Said Chief Bogo. “However, your crimes won’t go unpunished.

You will spend a whole month in Toontown. The residents there are very friendly, I’ve been told.”

“NO!” CGI Angelica screamed. “I’ll be reformed! I’ll give up Cynthia! I’ll stop eating cookies!”

“Too late, Pickles.” Said Chief Bogo. “Take her away, boys.” Two live-action cops grabbed the

handcuffed Angelica and started bringing her to a police car.

“Do you suppose you could help us?” Double D asked the buffalo.

“What are you three buffoons doing here?” He asked. “Don’t you have a home?”

“We used to.” Eddy started. “We had a home in Toontown Canada, but were kicked out after

conning the cast of Total Drama.” Eddy started bawling. “Now, to make money each day, we have to

show what’s under Double D’s hat, and you don’t want to know! You gotta ask city hall to give us a

new home!”

“Alright, alright.” Said Chief Bogo. “Just don’t show up here again unless it’s a real emergency.” Chip

then started to ask Gadget and Zipper something.

“Gadget, Zipper.” He began. “The Walt Disney Company is holding a 100th anniversary party at

FanCon this October, and Dale and I were selected as one of the top 100 Toons. Would you like to

join?”

“We’d love to join you,” Said Gadget. “But we may not be able to join the party. Raising 42 kids is

easier said than done.”

“Yeah, that’s too bad.” Said Zipper. “But maybe we could bring the kids. Speaking of which, I wonder

how Francis is doing. I better call him.”

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Back at the McFly/Hackwrench residence, Francis had finished putting the kids to sleep. Suddenly,

the close pin-sized telephone started ringing.

“Oh no.” Said the ladybug. “Not right now. I just finished putting the raisins to bed!” Regardless, he

picked up the phone and started speaking.

“Francis, is that you?” It was Zipper on the other line. “We were wondering how the kids were doing.”

“They were great!” Replied Francis. “I just put them to bed. Those little raisins do grow on you.”

“You know how Disney is celebrating its 100th anniversary at FanCon this October?” Asked Zipper.

“Yeah.” Answered Francis. “Why?”

“We’ll be bringing the kids with us.” Said Gadget. “Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but don’t

worry! There will be many more opportunities in the future.”

“Sorry to call you so late.” Said Zipper. “We’ll arrive back tomorrow morning.”

“Thanks for your time.” Said Francis, putting down the phone. “Yes!”

Author’s Notes: One of the cops in Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers is a CGI bird named

Officer O’Hara, who apparently got stuck to Captain Putty.

There was also a newt cop in the movie, though he wasn’t given a name.

The chinchilla, Officer DelGado, however, was a character I made specifically for the story.

I made this choice because, with a few exceptions like Pokemon, chinchillas are almost

non-existent in pop-culture, and these little guys need more love. They are endangered,

you know.

Angelica on the Rugrats loved cookies so much that she’d often order the babies to

steal some for her. She even had an addiction in one episode and tried quitting!

The DeVille twins holding back Angelica so she doesn’t get the cookies.

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Back at 410 Setreal Road, Adult Angelica and Marvin tied up Chip and Gadget with metal

wire and hoisted it above the water. As for Zipper, he was trapped in a jar.

“It’s almost feeding time for my fish!” Said Angelica, as she lowered the wire to the water and

a dorsal fin popped out.

“Please let it be a dolphin from Mary Poppins Returns.” Chip muttered to himself, and Glut, the shark from The Little Mermaid, popped out.

“Can’t we have one last word before we get eaten?” Asked Gadget.

“Oh no.” Said Marvin. “We’re not falling for that trick. You’re gonna trick us into giving someone a

hint that will let you escape.”

“What’s the point in trying to escape, Gadget?” Chip asked with a melancholy tone. “Without Dale,

I’m nothing.”

“You sure are, you dumb babies.” Said Angelica.

“Can we get on with this?” Asked Glut. “I’m getting hungry!”

“Alright, alright.” Said Marvin, grabbing an ACME singing sword that bared a strong resemblance to

John Bon Jovi.

“Tommy used to work on the docks.” It sang. “Union’s been on strike. He’s out on his luck. It’s tough,

so tough.” Marvin tossed the sword aside and shot the wire with a musket, making it snap and have

Chip and Gadget fall into Glut’s mouth. With Angelica and Marvin distracted, Zipper had the courage

to knock the jar he was trapped in off the table, making it shatter.

“Hey, who did that?” Asked Angelica. She then noticed that Zipper was loose. “Alexandrite, follow

Zipper. Make sure he doesn’t make it to the police." Alexandrite followed Zipper all the way to Ellie’s

detective agency.

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At Ellie’s agency, she was contemplating about the lack of Toon cases in Los Angeles. She hasn’t

solved a case since clearing the name of Jack Skellington.

“What I’d use for advice from Valiant and Valiant.” She said. Suddenly, Zipper flew through the window.

“Are you Ms. Steckler?” He asked. “Chip, Dale, and Gadget are in trouble. Dale’s been sucked

into a USB drive, and Chip and Gadget have been eaten by a Toon shark.”

“That’s horrible.” Replied Ellie. “But where’s Monty?” Then there was a knock on her door. She

walked over to the door, opened it, and saw Alexandrite. “Now who’s this?”

“Your worst nightmare.” Said Alexandrite while opening her second mouth right where her chin was.

“Don’t worry.” Said Ellie, opening a safe. “I have a weapon for every animation style known to man.

Let’s see. Eraser. Ballpoint pen. USB drive. Here it is: Turpentine acetone benzene, or as you may

call it, dip. This is lethal to hand-drawn Toons, so it’s advised to stand back.” Ellie opened a bottle of

dip and spilled it on Alexandrite, making her melt into a puddle of blue and purple paint.

“Where are Chip and Gadget tied up?” She asked.

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Meanwhile, inside Glut’s mouth, Gadget was trying to knock some sense into Chip.

“Chip, snap out of it!” She said. “We can still rescue Dale if you stop being mopey! You still have

Bruno and Ribbits back at Coercive as your friends! Not to mention Monterey Jack.”

“Dale was special.” Answered Chip. “He was the only friend I had during elementary school. During

college. During production of Rescue Rangers. Even during last year’s escapade. Besides, it would

take a miracle for someone to get us out of here.” As if on cue, Ariel opened up Glut’s mouth and

placed a ruler inside his mouth. She grabbed the rodents, untied them, and placed a six-pack on Glut's

mouth. When she swam to the surface, Chip asked her questions.

“What are you doing here?” He asked. “Shouldn’t you be back at Disney? They’re having a 100-year

anniversary later this year.”

“Think of it as a thank you for rescuing Flounder last year.” She said, and Ariel threw Chip and Gadget

back onto the dock, right where Angelica and Marvin were standing.

“How did you get back up here?” She asked. “No matter. There’s more than one way to skin a munk.”

She grabbed a bag and pulled out an ACME-brand spiked boot. “Say goodbye again, dumb babies!”

Suddenly, they heard a car driving into the dock, and Chip was surprised to find out who was there:

Not just Ellie with her customized truck, but also Ed, Edd n Eddy in the back.

“The caviar has arrived!” Claimed Eddy.

“It’s actually cavalry, Eddy.” Said Double D. “Not caviar.”

“Whatever.” Said Eddy. “Time for the El Mongo Stink Bomb!” Eddy picked up a green water balloon

and threw it onto the dock, emitting a foul odor that made Chip, Gadget, Angelica, and Marvin all faint.

“Better pinch your nostrils, everybody!” Said Double D, and he gave Eddy and Ellie nose plugs, while

Ed and Zipper didn’t need plugs.

“Do you suppose you could rescue my heroes?” Asked Ellie.

“Already on it!” Said Ed, opening the truck door and walking over to the dock to grab everyone, while

Zipper snatched the USB drives containing Moana and Dale. Ed literally threw Angelica and Marvin into

the back of the truck and gently handed the rodents to Ellie.

“Next stop, the police station.” Said Zipper, and they drove off to the LAPD.

Author’s Notes: I’m so sorry for killing off Alexandrite in this story. I imagine that Alexandrite in

this world is not Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl fused together, but a separate actor.

Yes, the shark from The Little Mermaid is named Glut. I’m aware that he shouldn’t be able to

talk, but if Zipper can talk in Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers (the 2022 film), why not Glut?

Glut tearing apart some of the sunken ship.

The singing sword caricatured after John Bon Jovi is a reference to how Eddie Valiant in

Who Framed Roger Rabbit pulled out a sword that looked like Frank Sinatra.

The ballpoint pen in Ellie’s safe is a nod to how the early Looney Tunes character, Bosko,

was sucked into a ballpoint pen in his first appearance, since he was made out of ink.

The eraser is a nod to how the Valley Gang in ‘Rescue Rangers’ erased the mouths of Toons

so they couldn’t call for help.

In the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode ‘Fool on the Ed’, Eddy claims that he’s the king of pranks.

However, when a mysterious prankster known as the Prank Master starts pranking other kids,

it scares the Eds. After giving each other wedgies, however, they discover that there was no

Prank Master, and the kids were just pretending to be pranked. Eddy decides to take revenge

by pulling the best prank yet: The El Mongo Stink Bomb.

However, the smell is too strong, and it makes the other kids either run away or faint from the

stench. Ed, however, finds the smell pleasing.

In ‘Rescue Rangers’, Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas has apparently

been embezzling from his own charity for years.

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Instead of focusing on escaped CGI Toons like the weasels, Marvin scoured the ground from above to find the Rescue Rangers. Suddenly, he got a call from Adult Angelica.

“Yes, my liege?” He asked.

“The Rescue Rangers are being chased by Alexandrite.” She said. “Grab them and take them to the pier at 410 Setreal Road.”

“Got it, Angelica.” Said Marvin.

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Meanwhile, the Rescue Rangers were being chased by Alexandrite, who was willing to even eat the rodents and fly. Dale took out his cellphone to live-stream what was happening.

“This is no time for a Dale’s Tales podcast!” Shouted Chip.

“Trust me.” Said Dale. “I know what I’m doing. ‘Hi, everyone! This is Dale again, and this time, we’re being chased by a six-armed two-mouthed monster!’” He moved the phone to show the viewers a picture of Alexandrite. “If any of you are watching this, please help us! And make sure to follow giant foot-” Alexandrite spat a fireball at Dale, making him drop his phone. Luckily, there was help along the way in more ways than one. About a quarter mile away, Ariel and Moana, two of the freed CGI Toons, were picking up garbage from the river.

“So tell me.” Moana asked Ariel. “When you starred in The Little Mermaid, did you wear a mermaid suit during production, or were you a mermaid before your CGI surgery?”

“Well,” Ariel began. “I am, in fact, a human. I wore a suit. With a few exceptions, I was in front of a tank filled with Toon fish. As for the other mer-actors, they were, in fact, real mermaids.” The Rescue Rangers then ran into a trash bag, catching the attention of the girls.

“I would run for your lives if I were you.” Said Zipper.

“Run from what?” Asked Ariel.

“That!” Said Gadget, as she pointed at Alexandrite.

“Oh, that thing?” Asked Moana. “I can handle this.” She opened the shell-shaped locket on her necklace, revealing a green stone. Alexandrite was enamored by the stone, and she kneeled down so Moana could place it on the monster’s ‘heart’.

“Thank you.” Said the giant.

“Steven Universe characters always fall for that.” Said Moana. Suddenly, Marvin the Martian appeared and slapped her in the back, making the stone drop. Ariel jumped back into the water to swim away, but both Dale and Moana got zapped into two separate USB drives by Adult Angelica.

“No!” Shouted Chip. Once again, memories spun around in his head. Him first meeting Dale in school, their first commercials together, the filming of Rescue Rangers, and even rapping for that CGI snake. He was devastated.

“You thought we were one-shot villains?” She asked. “Think again! Alexandrite! Grab the Rescue Rangers and follow me!” Alexandrite grabbed Chip and Gadget, while Marvin trapped Zipper in a jar.

“C’mon!” Said Adult Angelica. “We’re going to the pier at 410 Setreal Road. My friend is expecting a little snack.”

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Meanwhile, the Eds were at Marshall Ribbits’ literal pad at the swamp. They were at a campfire watching Godzilla vs. Kong on Ribbits’ water-proof computer.

“Ed.” Double D asked with an exhausted tone. “How much longer until this movie is over?”

“Another hour or so.” Replied Ed. Suddenly, a BongoLive notification popped up on screen.

“An advertisement for the following program?” Asked Double D. “But I thought streaming shows had no schedules.”

“Oh, my bad!” Said Ribbits. “That’s just my BongoLive account. Ooh, it’s Dale’s Tales. Any friend of Chip is a friend of mine. Let’s see.” He clicked on the notification, and it showed Chip, Dale, Gadget, and Zipper being chased by Alexandrite.

“Hi, everyone!” Dale said in the clip. “This is Dale again, and this time, we’re being chased by a six-armed two-mouthed monster! If any of you are watching this, please help us! And make sure to follow giant foot-” His phone dropped to the ground.

“Giant feet?” Asked Ed.

“It’s obviously giant footprints, Ed.” Said Eddy. “And it appears our friends need help. You heard the squirrel! Find giant footprints from a giant purple monster!”

“They’re chipmunks, Eddy.” Said Double D, and the three of them ran off to find giant footprints.

“Hey!” Said Ribbits. “What about your movie? Aren’t you gonna finish it?”

Author’s Notes: 410 Setreal Road is a nod to my birthday (April 10th) and my last name (Sateriale, which people would confuse for ‘Setreal’)

The name of the social media website that Dale used in Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers was, in fact, called Bongo Live.

Ariel and Moana helping pick up trash from the river is a reference to how some fans actually made comparisons to The Little Mermaid and Moana: Both films have aquatic themes, characters yearn for adventure beyond their homes, overprotective dads, crab characters that get into a fight with a human, and the fact that both films were directed by John Musker and Ron Clements. Let's not forget how Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote new songs for the Little Mermaid reboot!

The Eds watching ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ is a reference to how Ed on Ed, Edd n Eddy loved monster movies, even if they weren’t that good. It’s also a reference to how I have a friend in real life who loves Godzilla as much as Aaron in The Mitchells vs. the Machines loves dinosaurs.

Double Feature Review: Sonic the Hedgehogs 1 and 2

Double Feature Review: Sonic the Hedgehogs 1 and 2                                                                 6-20-23

This movie is about a blue alien hedgehog named Sonic (Ben Schwartz). Sonic is super-fast, and because of that, everyone is after him, so Sonic uses his teleporting rings to travel from planet to planet. For the past ten years, Sonic has been living on Earth in Green Hills, Montana, but living in hiding can be lonely. One day, however, Sonic accidentally causes a power outage and gets caught by local police officer Tom Wachowski (James Marsden). When Sonic teleports his ring sack to San Francisco, he has to team up with Tom to travel to San Francisco while avoiding mad scientist Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey), while also slowly becoming friends.

While The Super Mario Bros Movie is meant to appeal to fans of the franchise, Sonic the Hedgehog is, for the most part, meant to appeal to casual moviegoers. This movie excels in that with a simple story, decent visual effects considering its smaller budget compared to other CG-heavy live-action movies, tons of Easter Eggs for hardcore fans of not just the video games, but also the TV shows and the comic books, and a great villain with Dr. Robotnik, or as fans of the video games call him, Dr. Egg-Man.

As most people who saw the movie know, Sonic the Hedgehog was going to be released November 2019, but when the first trailer came out, fans hated it because of how ugly Sonic looked.

Because of this, the film was delayed to February 2020 so the filmmakers could re-animate and redesign all the scenes that featured Sonic. This paid off, with Sonic the Hedgehog earning 319 million dollars at the box-office, being one of the few successful movies of 2020. Besides, if the film was released November 2019, it would end up like Spies in Disguise and have to compete against Frozen 2, Jumanji: The Next Level, and Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker.

In conclusion, while not a perfect film, Sonic the Hedgehog is still a lot of fun for families to enjoy. You could take away the Sonic element, and I’d still enjoy the film. In fact, Sonic’s creators Yuji Naka and Naoto Ohshima claimed that they really liked the movie.

In Sonic the Hedgehog 2, it has been six months since Sonic defeated Dr. Robotnik and banished him to the stinky Mushroom Planet. Sonic no longer has to hide from the public, but he doesn’t exactly know what it means to be a true hero. While Tom and Maddie (Tika Sumpter) go on vacation in Hawaii, Sonic has to watch ‘Doughnut Lord’s (a nickname for Tom) house. However, things get complicated when Robotnik returns with a new ally: A red burly echidna named Knuckles (Idris Elba). Luckily, Sonic finds a new ally, too: A yellow two-tailed fox named Miles ‘Tails’ Prower (Colleen O'Shaughnessey), who is not only a big Sonic fan, but is also a genius. Now, with Talis’s help, Sonic has to go on an adventure to find the Master Emerald before Robotnik and Knuckles do.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 manages to live up to its predecessor while also incorporating story elements from the video games. Not only are Tails and Knuckles incorporated from the games into the movie, but also the Chaos Emeralds and Sonic’s fear of swimming.

Knuckles' ancestors fusing the Chaos Emeralds into one.

Once again, Jim Carrey kills it as Dr. Robotnik. As the filmmakers put it, not only has he delivered his performance on a dramatic level, but also on a physical level.

If I were to complain about one thing, I personally feel that the movie could’ve been a bit shorter. For example, I feel that the subplot about Maddie’s sister Rachel getting married could’ve either got cut out or shortened.

In conclusion, while it may not be as fun as the video games, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is still very enjoyable. No wonder this movie managed to earn back over 400 million dollars at the box-office!

And to finally answer everyone’s questions, I’d have to say that the Sonic movies are slightly better than The Super Mario Bros Movie, since they don’t require you to be familiar with the source material.

Sonic 1 rating: 3.5 stars out of 5.

Sonic 2 rating: 3.45 stars out of 5

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Meanwhile, Anna and Elsa were walking on the Tujunga Wash Greenway back to Disney. However, they got ambushed by the fastest weasel of the trio, Snappy.

“Do you know where Chip n Dale went?” He quickly asked.

“No, to be honest.” Replied Anna. “But you’re not gonna pry answers out of us, so you better go back to Weasel-Town, weasel!”

“You asked for it!” Said Snappy, and he got out his bazooka and tried to zap Anna, but luckily, she dodged the attack.

“Let me take care of this, Anna.” Said Elsa. “You will not hurt Anna.”

“Hmm.” Snappy thought out loud. “Marketing has proved that you’re more popular than Anna, and if I kidnap you, there won’t be any Frozen 3! Arrivadaci, Slush Queen!”

“Run, Anna!” Pleaded Elsa, and she fired an icy blast at Snappy’s bazooka, rendering it useless.

“There’s more than one way to skin a cat!” Said Snappy, and he started to run around Elsa until she was trapped behind dust clouds. However, she managed to freeze the ground while the weasel was running, and he slipped on the ice. Anna then got out a cellphone from her dress pocket and started calling the police.

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Chief Bogo, his troops, and the Rescue Rangers soon arrived at 285 Grey Street, and they soon had both Angelicas surrounded. The Rescue Rangers had shades on, just in case.

“Angelica C Pickles.” Said Bogo. “You are under arrest for kidnapping CGI Toons, memory wiping victims, and deleting Ugly Sonic. What do you have to say?”

“Me?” Asked CGI Angelica, putting on Cynthia-brand sunglasses. “Say cheese, suckers!” She pulled out a flashlight that would memory-wipe anyone within a 200-foot radius. Adult Angelica also put on a pair of sunglasses to block the flash. She pressed the button, and all the cops, save for Chief Bogo, got memory-wiped. “What’s wrong with you, stupid cow?” She pressed the button again, but nothing happened.

“I’m a cape buffalo.” Said Bogo. “And cape buffalos never forget. Angelica Pickles 2.0, you are under arrest. Prepare to be cuffed.” The buffalo went inside the police cruiser to get out cuffs and trapped CGI Angelica with them.

“I knew this would happen.” Said Adult Angelica, pressing a button on a remote. “Good thing I have a secret weapon!” The garage door opened to reveal none other than Alexandrite from Steven Universe.

“Let’s see.” Said Dale. “Six arms, 35 feet tall, pink and blue skin, and possibly spider-eyes behind that mask. Maybe she’s friendly.” Alexandrite then opened her mouth right where her chin is located, and she roared like a lion.

“DEFINITELY NOT FRIENDLY!” Dale screamed, and the Rescue Rangers ran for their lives with Alexandrite in pursuit. Adult Angelica pressed a button on her own flashlight, memory-wiping the police force again. To avoid Chief Bogo, she lit an ACME-brand smoke bomb to clear her tracks while she ran off to find Marvin.

“Men.” Said Chief Bogo. “Follow that girl. We’re gonna catch Angelica even if it takes until the day Disney turns a hundred!”

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Meanwhile, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were returning to Nick Animation Studios, but got ambushed by Biggo-Ego, who tripped on his own tail.

“You are under arrest for being animated on a computer.” Said the weasel.

“I don’t think that’s a punishable offense.” Said Donatello.

“Mikey, Donnie!” Said Leonardo. “You fight that clown. Raph and I will call Nick about the news. And remember to disarm their USB weapons!” Leo and Raphael ran off to call the Nick security Toons about Biggo-Ego.

“Are you familiar with nun chucks?” Michelangelo asked the weasel.

“Not really.” Said Biggo-Ego. “Now do what I say, or your nun chucks will go bye-bye. And then you will, too!”

“You asked for a fight!” Said Mikey, getting out his nun chucks while Donnie took out his staff. Biggo-Ego tried to blast the turtles with his USB bazooka, but the turtles dodged each attack. Mikey jumped behind the weasel and knocked the bazooka out of his hand. Mikey then pinned Biggo-Ego to the ground while Donnie carefully dislodged the USB drive from the bazooka and threw it in someone’s backyard.

“I wonder how Marvin is doing.” Asked Biggo-Ego.

Author’s Note: If you’re all wondering where Dale’s other FanCon buddies are, Lumiere and Tigra, I imagine that the latter got roles for Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. As for Lumiere, he’ll make a guest cameo in the last chapter of my story.