The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 13

"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. "Mandy vs. Nicole Watterson!" The cat and the human started walking towards each other.

"Grim!" Mandy shouted. "Throw me the chicken ball!" Grim threw the chicken ball at Mandy's face, and he and Billy laughed. Mandy took a bite out of the chicken ball and her hair turned a fiery orange.

"Turning Eastern, are we?" Asked Nicole. "Guess I have to change, too!" She then turned into an anime version of herself. "NOW I'M READY TO FIGHT!" Nicole punched Mandy, but Mandy blocked it.

"Now it's my turn." Said Mandy, and she punched Nicole and sent her flying.

"You're going to pay for that!" Said Nicole, and she started running towards Mandy. Mandy shot fireballs at Nicole, but the blue cat dodged many of them. When she approached Mandy, Nicole punched and scratched Mandy's face and chest.

"Is that how we're gonna play?" Asked Mandy. "Then I'll play your game." She sent furious kicks at Nicole, but she blocked many of them. Nicole then delivered powerful kicks and sent Mandy flying. Nicole then ran over to Mandy and pinned her to the ground. Unfortunately for Mandy, her powers ran out.

"Any last words to say, from a bratty little girl like you?" Asked Nicole.

"I'm not a bratty little girl." Said Mandy, who started to smile. "I am the bratty little girl."

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Back at the CCN home base, Grim, who was finally put back together, was watching the fight through Dexter's telescope.

"Oh no!" He said. "Mandy smiled!"

"What's so bad about that?" Asked Chicken.

"Reality will fall apart and turn us into little girls with no fingers, bug-like eyes, and distinctive color schemes!" The PowerPuff Girls then looked at Grim with angry faces. "No offense, kiddos." Suddenly, light engulfed the battlefield, and both Mandy and Nicole disappeared.

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Meanwhile, at the MCN home base...

"Not another loss of a loved one!" Pleaded Jake.

"Hold on a minute." Said Bobert. "It appears Nicole and Mandy have been sent to another dimension. Route home inaccessible."

"Not on my watch!" Said Gumball. "I have a portal gun!" Everyone looked at Gumball with weird looks. "What? It's invisible." Gumball then set the 'portal gun' to 'Alternate Dimensions'. He made a firing noise with his mouth, and suddenly, a real portal appeared in the sky!

"I told you it would work!" Said Gumball. Soon, Nicole and Mandy, who were back in their Western forms, fell out of the portal.

"Lock this brat up and send her back to the enemy base." Said Nicole.

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"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. “Cow and Monkey vs Enid and Rad!” Dexter’s monkey, along with Cow, walked over to the battlefield and faced both Enid and Rad.

“A monkey dressed in cosplay and a bovine standing on two legs?” Asked the teenage girl.

“Maybe we should bring this monkey to the zoo!” Said Rad.

“Don’t you dare hurt this monkey!” Said Cow. “This looks like a job for…” She ran off to change outfits. “Super Cow alescate!”

“I’ll take care of this, Enid.” Said Rad, using zero-point energy to freeze Cow and toss her aside. This made Monkey mad, and he flew over to Rad and attacked him like, well, a wild monkey.

“Hey!” Enid shouted. “Nobody picks on Rad except for me and Gar!” She shot fireballs from her feet at Monkey, but he stealthily dodged them.

“That’s it!” Said Enid, running over to Rad. “Rad, have you recovered yet?”

“Five more minutes, mom.” Said the alien.

“Snap out of it!” Said Enid. “We have to use our combo moves! Use your freeze-finger after I’ve turned into a log so you can throw me at Monkey!”

“I could always throw you regularly like in ‘Red Action to the Future.'” Said Rad, right before flexing his biceps. “I didn’t get these muscles for nothing, you know!”

“Alright.” Said Enid, using her ninja powers to turn into a log. Rad threw her at Monkey, only for the smaller primate to use telepathy to send Enid flying towards Rad, making her change back into her original form.

“That’s animal cruelty!” Said Cow, who now had a boxing glove on her udder. “You evil-doers will pay for your crimes! Help me out, Monkey!” Monkey flew over to the teens and tied up Enid’s hair with Rad’s antennas, and Cow hit them both with her udder. “Super Cow has done it again!” Monkey then grabbed Cow and flew off back to CCN home base.

“Come on, you big baby.” Said Enid, disappearing in a puff of smoke and leaving a log in its place. “Why didn’t you use your laser?”

“Peebles had the powers removed after the events of ‘We Messed Up!’” Rad cried.

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill were writing down who was winning so far.

“I counted two ties, three wins for Modern Cartoon Network, and four wins for Classic Cartoon Network.” Said Jim. “It seems you might win. A Yu-Gi-Oh card deck consists of 40 to 60 cards. How many do you want for your deck?

“Sixty.” Bill replied with a devilish grin. “Looks like you’ll have to go to the store tomorrow!”

Author's Notes: Nicole becoming an anime version of herself came from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Fury'.

The outcome Grim hypothesizes about is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'My Fair Mandy'. In that episode, Mandy enters a beauty pageant, but there's one problem: She has to smile, but she never smiles. So, when Mandy did smile, she tore apart reality and turned herself, Billy, and Grim into The PowerPuff Girls.

The portal gun was from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Points'. In that episode, Tobias Wilson, the colorful ball of fluff with lots of moo-lah, spends over 50,000 dollars on in-game weapons for 'Galaktrek'. Gumball and Darwin were jealous of him, so they do chores for Tobias so he can pay them points. However, Gumball and Darwin realize that the points were nothing at all, so they race Tobias to his house to tell his parents. However, Tobias had his weapons with him (except they're invisible), and one of Tobias's weapons was a portal gun.

In case you don't know, Tobias is the one fighting with Darwin, the goldfish with sneakers, in this picture.

However, this brings up a question: Why couldn't Rachel, Tobias's older sister from 'The Party', do his chores for him? In case you forgot Rachel looks a bit like a noseless Smurf.

Oh, well. There were already LOTS of characters on the show as it is.

The chicken ball is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'Chicken Ball Z', which was a spoof on Dragonball Z.

Similar to Perry on Phineas and Ferb, Dexter's pet monkey on Dexter's Laboratory was secretly a superhero who would fight villains in each episode he appears in.

On OK KO, Rad could freeze objects like Syndrome in The Incredibles with his fingers, though he might fire a laser, instead.

As well as the ability to shoot fireballs from her feet and incredible ninjutsu skills, Enid could also turn into a log. Enid uses this to help her best friend and crush Red Action to defeat the Giant Borgs.

Log Enid stuffed into Red Action's cannon.

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 12

WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH IN THIS CHAPTER!

"Next up," Said Madame Foster once again through the megaphone. "Samurai Jack vs. Finn the Human!" As both Jack and Finn walked towards each other, both teams cheered their lungs out.

"What time is it?" Asked Finn.

"ADVENTURE TIME!" Shouted the MCN clan.

"Who had to get back from the past?" Asked Jack.

"Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack!" Shouted the CCN clan.

"Let's duel." Said Jack. He and Finn took out their swords and started dueling one another. Finn took out his Demon Blood Sword and swung it towards Jack, but the samurai blocked it with his sword. After a few minutes of clashing swords, Finn's Blood Sword finally broke. Luckily, he brought another sword, but this was a smaller sword that looked a bit like a fencing sword.

"You call that a sword?" Asked Jack.

"Uh-huh." Said Finn. "You have a problem with that?"

"No." Replied Jack. "The question is, do you have a problem with this?" He then pulled out his not-so-mini mini-gun, and Finn started to get nervous. He had no choice but to call for help.

"JAKE!" He shouted, and the magic dog stretched right over. "Can I use the Jake suit?"

"Yes you may, bro!" Said Jake, and Finn went inside the dog, and the boy and dog started fighting Jack together. Jack started firing his gun, but Jake, with Finn inside him, jumped very high, formed his fist into a hammer, and smashed Jack with it. However, Jack stabbed Jake with a kunai and made it out.

"Are you alright, Jake?" Asked Finn.

"I'm alright, Finn." Said Jake. "I'm a magic dog, remember?"

"Oh yeah." Said Finn. "I think I know the strategies to defeat this guy, Jake. You can go back."

"But we're in this together, bro!" Said Jake.

"You already fought in two battles today, Jake." Said Finn. "I don't want you to get killed. I also remember that time you used me as a suit."

"Okay, bro." Said Jake. He spat Finn out and gave Finn a box with something special inside. "Good luck!" Jake then headed back to the MCN campus. Finn opened the box and saw Scarlet, his original sword, in perfect condition. There was also a note attached.

Dear Finn,

I have heard a lot from your dog friend Jake about your love of swords. Since I’m a smith, I decided to repair a sword for you. When I worked with Rose, I was skilled at making weapons, even though she was a heavy pacifist. Anyway, I hope you use this sword in combat!

Sincerely, Bismuth

After reading the letter, Finn grabbed Scarlet 2.0 and ran towards Jack. Jack then put his mini-gun on the ground and pulled out his sword. Finn and Jack then jumped in the air and hit each other with their swords. Jack managed to take a hit, but Finn collapsed to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jake shouted from the distance. Jake and Doctor Princess rushed over to Finn and carried him back to the MCN home base.

Back at the MCN home base, Jake, Marceline, and Phoebe were looking at Finn. He had a big gash on the side of his stomach. Jack also got injured a little, but after being stuck in the future for 50 years, he's been used to it.

"Please don't die, Finn!" Pleaded Jake. "You are the last one of your kind!"

"I know, Jake." Finn said weakly. "But I'll still be in your heart. I love you, Jake."

"I love you, too, bro." Sobbed Jake. Finn then closed his eyes and Marceline checked his pulse. His heart stopped beating. Finn the Human was now dead.

"Wait!" Said Steven. "I might be able to bring him back to life."

"I don't think that's a good idea.' Said Pearl. "Remember what happened when you revived Lars after he got killed in an explosion?"

"He basically became a clone of Lion!" Said Amethyst.

"I know that if you were to revive him, he would get very upset." Said Garnet. Connie then walked over to Steven to comfort him.

"It's okay, Steven." Said Connie. "It's for the best.” Unbeknownst to both clans of Toons, Uncle Grandpa and Enrique Chavez were watching the war in the camouflaged RV, complete with the battle robots ready.

“Can we start now?” Asked Pizza Steve. “I’m crying so hard that my toppings are falling off!”

“Patience, my high carb friend.” Said Enrique. “All good things to those who wait.”

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill shared thoughts again.

“Did they really kill Finn?” Bill asked Jim. “I still can’t get over the death of Maude Flanders on The Simpsons, and that happened a decade before I was born!”

“Well, Finn dies of old age in Distant Lands.” Replied Jim. “I don’t see how this is any different.”

Author's Notes: On occasions in Adventure Time, Finn would go inside of Jake and wear the dog as a suit, because of his amazing powers.

Scarlet is the name of Finn's first sword in Adventure Time.

Bismuth was a character on Steven Universe who could make weapons. She wanted to make a weapon that could shatter a Gem, but Rose (Steven's mom) didn't like the idea. For those SU fans out there, feel free to correct me!

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 11

"Next up," Said Madame Foster through a megaphone. "Ed, Edd n Eddy vs. Phoebe Flame!"

"Please call me the Flame Queen." Said Phoebe. "I will be ambushing you bozos, now!"

"Not today!" Said Eddy, who donned a cowboy outfit. "Put your hands up, or else we have to resort to drastic measures! Got your squirt guns ready, boys?"

"I'm ready, Eddy!" Said Ed, who also had a cowboy outfit on.

"You know I always come prepared, Eddy!" Said Double D, dressed as a pioneer and carrying a first aid kit.

"Fire!" Said Eddy, and the Eds started squirting their squirt guns at the flame queen. After a few minutes of fighting each other, Phoebe started getting angry.

"Want to see what happens when you mess with the emotions of a Fire Elemental?"

"Yes!" Said Ed.

"No, Ed!" Said Double D and Eddy in unison. Ed then noticed a fire on the ground.

"I'll get it, Eddy!" Said Ed. He stepped on the flame, and Phoebe moaned in pain.

"YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT!" Shouted Phoebe, and she started growing into a very large and very dangerous flaming monster. She shot flames at the Eds, and they started taking their clothes off, except for their underwear and Double D's hat. Phoebe surrounded them with a wall of fire, trapping the Eds.

"Looks like our goose is cooked, boys." Said Eddy.

"Can I tell you something, guys?" Asked Ed.

"What is it, Ed?" Asked Double D.

"I have only one eyebrow because…" Suddenly, the Eds got covered in goo; It was Stinkfly, one of Ben 10's aliens! He shot gunk at Phoebe, distracting her and thus turning off the flames momentarily. Stinkfly grabbed the Eds and started flying back to home base.

"Buzz bug with wings that flies!" Said Ed.

"I think it might be closer to an antlion, Ed." Said Double D.

"You're both wrong!" Said Stinkfly. "It's me, Ben Tennyson! Stinkfly is one of my many alien forms."

"Then how come we haven't seen him during training?" Asked Eddy.

"I decided to keep it a surprise!" Said Stinkfly. "I'm going to drop you guys off, now!" Stinkfly dropped the Eds at the CCN home base, and they landed in cots controlled by Cow and Chicken.

"We got some more patients, Dr. Chicken!" Said Cow.

"And I got a chicken!" Said Ed, who hugged Chicken with all his might.

Stinkfly flew back to the battlefield and flew in front of Phoebe's (who was still in her monster form) face. He then turned into Humungousaur, and when he hit the ground, sent a big earthquake, causing Phoebe to fall down with a big thud. Phoebe then felt something biting and scratching her hand, and it was Wildmutt. She threw him off and Ben turned into Grey Matter, and he started running across Phoebe's shoulders.

"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot." Ben exclaimed as he was running. He then turned into Diamondhead and sliced through Phoebe's left arm, leaving a big gash in it. She looked around to find the alien, but only to see Ripjaws on her right arm.

"Hey, Phoebe!" He said. "Fish face!" Ben then noticed something on her chest: It was a diamond, and maybe removing it could kill the Flame Queen. Ben then turned into XLR8 to run towards her chest, turned into Four Arms to pull the gemstone out, and back into XLR8 to run away as fast as he could. When he pulled the gem out, Phoebe started bleeding magma, and she slowly shrank back to her original form. However, this didn't go unnoticed by Carrie. She flew towards XLR8 and possessed him. The alien started running towards Phoebe, but Ben didn't want to. He turned into Ghostfreak and was freed from Carrie.

"Out of the way, Gozer!" He said.

"Do you have any idea what you're doing?" Asked Carrie. "The gem you are holding is the life source of Phoebe Flame."

"What about her?" Asked Ben, who changed back to his original human form.

"Without that gem, she will die!" Said Carrie. "Her father is a power-hungry tyrant. If she dies, the Flame King will take over and make the Fire Kingdom miserable. Phoebe is the only one of her kind who learned how to control her powers and use them for good and not evil. Do you want that to happen?" It took a while for Ben to consider.

"Wow." He said. "I never thought of putting that into consideration. I guess I have to do the right thing. But can I still state that I won the fight?"

"If you say so." Said Carrie. Ben turned back into XLR8, ran towards the Flame Queen, and placed Phoebe's gemstone back in her chest. She started regaining consciousness, and it surprised her when she saw who was by her side. It was Ben Tennyson in his human form.

"Aren't you the one who tried to kill me?" She asked.

"Yes I am." Said Ben. "But I was convinced by a ghost that without you, your kingdom would parish under the control of your tyrannical father."

"Carrie told you that?" She asked.

"Yes, she did." Said Ben. "Though it's crazy to believe. Can we make a truce?"

"Yes we may." Said Phoebe. Ben then turned into Heatblast and shook hands with Phoebe.

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Back in the real world, Bill decided to ask Jim a question.

“Flame Princess could turn into a fire giant that looks like Te Ka from Moana?” He asked.

“Actually, yes.” Said Jim. “But it only happened in two episodes: ‘Hot to the Touch’ and ‘Frost and Fire’. Would’ve been useful in the series finale, if you ask me.”

Author's Notes: In case you couldn't guess already, the fight between Ben and Phoebe is heavily inspired by the climax of Moana 1. Sorry, but that movie means a lot to me: Around the time the movie was getting ready to be released, as well as a Loud House episode that made me sour for a week, I was having trouble at school. Many of the staff members were outright cruel to me, and the students felt like they came out of a bad sitcom. I later left that school in favor of TOPS: Transitional Opportunities Program. When I saw Moana in theaters after I started the program, all the negative emotions were alleviated. You can say it's my comfort film.

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 10

“Next up,” Said Madame Foster through a megaphone. “Juniper Lee vs KO! KO? What kind of a name is that?” June and KO soon walked towards each other.

“Before we start the battle,” KO began. “Can I take my medicine? Princess Bubblegum made me a pill that will turn me into TKO for an hour." KO took the candy grass out of his pockets and held it up high. "Alan Dracula! Here's some grass!" Alan Dracula, taking the form of a Pteranodon, flew by, changed into his base form, and turned his chest into a drawer. KO opened it and took the pill box out of the drawer.

"Good boy." Said KO as he handed Alan Dracula the candy grass. The 6-to-11-year-old boy then took the pill, and he turned into Turbo KO.

“Aw.” Said June. “You look so cute after you transform.”

“I’M NOT CUTE!” Said TKO, delivering a punch so powerful that it reduced a palm tree to ash. Luckily, Juniper jumped out of the way just in time and started running until she hid behind a rock wall. Alan Dracula simply sprinted away to avoid the fight that would ensue.

“Good thing I brought my armor and staff.” She said to herself, quickly taking out her battle armor and Wushu Staff. Pretty soon, TKO shattered the wall with a single punch.

"开始战斗吧! (Let the battle begin!)" Said Juniper.

"I don't know what you said," Said TKO. "But less chatter and more fighting!" TKO delivered another punch, but June was too quick and dodged the attack.

“Now it’s my turn!” Said Juniper, running towards TKO and smacked the boy with him.

“Yowch!” Said TKO. “How can something so fragile hurt so much?”

“It’s a magic staff.” Replied Juniper. “Besides, I come from a long line of Chinese power guardians.”

“Whatever you are,” Said TKO. “You’re about to get wrecked!” He grabbed Juniper by the left foot and punched her, sending her flying into the air. Luckily, June had her Flight Gems with her. She took them out of her backpack, held a gem in each hand, and started flying. Unbeknownst to her, TKO could fly as well, and he was chasing her!

“THIS IS BORING AND UNFAIR!” Shouted TKO, who managed to send a rocket punch to June and send her crashing to the ground. Unfortunately to the Chinese girl, June went unconscious upon hitting the ground.

“And now to make sure she doesn’t wake up!”

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Inside KO’s mind, KO was locked in TKO’s house.

“You can’t do that!” Said KO. “That girl is a hero. She doesn’t deserve to Paris.”

“It’s perish, you wimp!” Said TKO. “And besides, you’re the hero. For the next 50 minutes, we’re the villain!”

“Not on my watch!” Said KO, who rummaged through TKO’s cupboards to get a candy bar. He then broke through the window glass and held the bar for TKO to see. "Hey, TKO! I got a candy bar!"

"What flavor?" Asked TKO.

"Uh, moose tracks!" Said KO.

"Moose tracks?!" Shouted TKO. "I LOVE MOOSE TRACKS!" TKO ran towards his good counterpart and swallowed the candy bar whole, but shrank to the size of a mouse.

"Now to put you in something safe!" Said KO. He grabbed TKO, ran over to a copy of Gar's Bodega, bought a dark-proof chest, and locked TKO inside.

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Back on Nameless Island, Juniper Lee woke up from consciousness. She saw the boy from earlier and was surprised to see him with a different outfit.

"TKO?" She asked.

"It's just KO, now." Said the 6-to-11-year-old boy. "And can we call it a truce? Mommy says I can't hit girls. Unless they're robots."

"Deal." Said Juniper Lee. "As long as we say that I won. Besides, I can't hurt anyone unless they're monsters." The two then shook hands.

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"Next up," Said Madame Foster once again through a megaphone. "Dee Dee vs. Jake the Dog!" The girl and the magic dog started walking towards each other.

"How did the Scottish terrier feel when he saw a monster?" Asked Dee Dee.

"Oh no." Said Jake. "Not another lame dog joke." Dee-Dee then drank a monster serum and turned into a massive 400-foot-tall spider/hominid monster with gray fur, eight long spider-like legs with pink nails on the tips, yellow eyes, and a lizard-like tongue.

"TERRIER-FIED!" She shouted.

"Well, I have something to tell you, Spider Legs!" Said Jake. "I am a magic dog!" He then stretched around Dee Dee's legs and wrapped around them like a snake.

"I have another riddle for you, doggie." Said Dee Dee. "What do you call a dachshund on fire?"

"I don't know." Said Jake. Suddenly, Dee Dee's fist was starting to ignite.

"A hot dog!" Before she could punch Jake's face, Connie ran towards the monster and stabbed Dee Dee's hand with her sword. Dee Dee howled in pain, clutching onto her injured hand. Jake then unraveled himself, and Dee Dee fell to the ground.

"Thank you." Said Jake.

"You're welcome." Said Connie. "But Marceline will take care of this beast." Dee Dee felt insulted by Connie's words.

"Who are you calling a beast?!" She shouted. Then, a large bat flew by and pulled on Dee Dee's fur.

"Ack!" Shouted Dee Dee. "You were pulling on my unicorn fur!" The bat flew to Jake and Connie and turned back into her normal form. It was Marceline.

"Girls hate it when you mess with their hair." She said. "I did that to Bonnibel once and she was mad at me for a week." Jake and Connie were stunned at what Marceline just said. "Don't worry so much, guys. Like Connie said, I can take care of this monster." Connie then rode on Jake, and the two of them headed back to the MCN home base.

"What kind of dog would Dracula have?" Asked Dee Dee. "A bloodhound! Ha ha ha ha!" Marceline turned into a bat again and flew towards the back of Dee Dee's head.

"I'm not going to fall for that, again!" Said Dee Dee, and she grabbed Marceline. She then turned into a tentacle monster and started strangling Dee Dee. Jake came back and once again wrapped himself around Dee Dee's legs. Marceline then turned into a 40-foot-tall bat and pinned Dee Dee to the ground. Marceline then stuck her fangs into Dee Dee's shoulder and sucked out some of Dee Dee's blood. Both of them then reverted to their normal forms. Cow and Chicken then appeared, put Dee Dee on a cot, and headed back to the MCN home base.

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Meanwhile, in the real world, Jim and his friend Bill finished watching the latest episode, and they exchanged thoughts again.

"Some diehard OK KO fans are probably gonna complain about the continuity errors tomorrow." Said Jim. "But who cares?"

"I'm not." Said Bill. "I have to get going now. My parents are probably worried sick.”

Author's Notes: In case you want to know what Kaiju name I gave Dee Dee's monster form, I went with DeeDeestroyah. The name is a riff on Destroyah from 1995's Godzilla vs Destroyah, which had the reptilian monster fight a mutated trilobite. I honestly couldn't care less, but I have a friend who loves this movie.

Looks more like a dragon than a lobster, to me.

While Marceline (from Adventure Time) is a vampire, she has many supernatural powers and traits you wouldn't find in your average vampire. She is able to transform into numerous monsters, including one with tentacles!

On OK KO: Let's Be Heroes, if KO let his negative emotions get the better of him, he'll turn into Turbo KO, or TKO for short. He's still small, but TKO's strength is rivaled to that of Steven Universe's Sugilite.

Luckily, KO was able to lock up TKO deep in the recess of his mind, though TKO sometimes gets control.

Similar to the Mushrooms in the Mario video games, candy bars in the world of OK KO will make one either shrink or grow when consumed. In the episode 'Just Be a Pebble', Ko ate so many that he grew to the size of King Kong!

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 9

"Next up," Said Madame Foster through a megaphone. "Billy vs. Banana Joe!" The huge-nosed boy and the Googley-eyed banana started running towards each other with their weapons in hand. Banana Joe swung his light saber and cut Billy in half. However, he didn't mind; In fact, he laughed hysterically, and Banana Joe started laughing, too.

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"Next up," Said Madame Foster through a megaphone. "The Grim Reaper vs. Steven Universe!" The skeleton and half-gem started walking towards each other. Grim started laughing at Steven.

"What are you going to do to me?" Asked Grim. "Distract me with your pierced Quartz? Ha ha ha ha ha!" Grim then got out his scythe and was about to cut off Steven's head, but Steven got out his shield. After Grim swung his scythe a few times, the shield broke. Steven then cased himself in a bubble. Grim tried to break the bubble with his scythe, but it was no use.

"You can't stay in there forever!" Said Grim. Steven then rammed Grim over with the invincible bubble and tried to find Connie. Instead, he ran over Penny Fitzgerald by mistake. Steven turned off his bubble and started talking to Penny.

"Sorry, Penny!" Said Steven.

"It's fine." Said Penny. "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"I need to find Connie!" Said Steven. "I need her help, since she's good with a sword, and I'm good with a shield. Could you help us buy us some time by fighting the Grim Reaper?"

"I will." Said Penny. "But I want you to do me a favor: In case I die, tell Gumball that I would marry him, even if he is a bit crazy."

"I'll try my best." Said Steven, and he ran back to the MCN home base. Penny then turned into a bat with antlers and flew to where Grim was.

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Meanwhile, Grim had finished putting himself back together again. Suddenly, he heard something: It was not Steven, but Penny Fitzgerald.

"What are you supposed to be?" Grim asked.

"I am Penny Fitzgerald." Said the fairy. "And I am going to stop you from your evil doings."

"You really think just because I have a Jamaican accent and a black robe automatically makes me evil?" Grim asked. "After living with two different children for two decades, their culture has been rubbing off of me. As a result, I can't kill them. But I can kill you!" He swung his scythe at Penny, but she turned into a starfish, causing the scythe to slice arm, but a new one grew in its place.

“A starfish?” Grim asked. “Really? You do know they need to live in water.” With that in mind, Penny turned into a hyena and sprinted away.

“You can run, but you can’t hide!” Said Grim.

“Technically, I can turn into an animal that can hide very well, like a chameleon, hermit crab, or walking stick.” Penny snapped back. “Besides, a hyena’s teeth can crush bone.” Before Grim and Penny could attack each other, a tall androgynous figure that looked like both Steven and Connie meshed together stood before them.

"Enough chattering, bone bag." Said a voice. It was Stevonnie, Steven and Connie fused together. "Penny, I will handle this, but you are welcome to watch."

"Who are you?" Asked Grim.

"I am Stevonnie Masewaren Universe of Beach City." Said the fusion. "I am a Crystal Gem, and I demand you to put down your scythe!"

"Like I would do that." Said Grim. "My scythe needs me."

"Then you leave me no other choice." Said Stevonnie. "I have to fight you." Stevonnie lashed their sword towards Grim, and a couple bones fell off. Grim then took a swing with his scythe, but Stevonnie stealthily dodged it. They then aimed for the arms, and Stevonnie swung the sword at Grim's hands. Grim then picked up his scythe with his toes. While he was picking up the scythe, Stevonnie attacked from behind and lunged at Grim's chest, leaving a hole in his robe.

"Look what you've done!" Said Grim. "This has been my family's robe for 10,000 years!"

"Guess it isn't your lucky day." Said a familiar voice. When Grim looked behind him, Penny was a rhinoceros with antlers. While Grim was staring at the fairy, Stevonnie grabbed the scythe and trapped it in a large cube-shaped bubble. Lion then appeared, Stevonnie jumped onto the magical wildcat, and headed back to the MCN home base.

"Why does this always have to happen to me?" Grim asked himself, and Penny charged through the skeleton and broke him.

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill finished watching the latest episode, and they exchanged thoughts again.

“Did Penny turn into a bat, starfish, hyena, or rhino on The Amazing World of Gumball?” Asked Bill.

“Not to my knowledge.” Said Jim. “But maybe the writers were inspired by fan art. Adventure Time’s Me-Mow, for example, started out as an OC!”

Author's Notes: Stevonnie's introduction is heavily influenced by this quote from Moana 1.
'I am Moana of Motunoi. You will board my boat, sail across the sea, and restore the heart of Te Fiti.'
Horror's Hand was an item in Billy and Mandy that would show the finder its worst fear. It was featured in the TV movie 'Billy and Mandy's Big Boogie Adventure'.

Grim had a secret trunk in Billy's basement in Billy and Mandy that contained all sorts of supernatural items. Because Billy was so stupid, he would go in there without Grim's permission and cause mischief by accident.

It's true: Me-Mow, a cat who tried poisoning Jake in the Adventure Time episode 'Jake vs. Me-Mow', started life as an OC.