Friday, November 14, 2025

The Animal Show- Hyrax and Toucan Part 2

Jake: And now, let’s see what’s cooking in the kitchen with Yves St. La Roche.

(cuts to Yves in his kitchen)

Yves: Bonjour, bonjour little animals out there! Today, we will make something unusual with animal cracker cereal! First, you take a box of animal crackers (grabs a box of animal crackers and places it on the counter), and then you take an empty cereal bowl (grabs a bowl and puts it on the counter). Next, you pour the animal crackers into the bowl (pours the crackers into the bowl) followed by the milk (pours milk into the bowl), and voila! You have animal cracker cereal. I will give it to Stinky now.

(cuts back to Stinky and Jake)

Jake: And now, all the way from South America.

Stinky: America.

Jake: Please welcome Rio the Toucan!

Rio: Hola, Stinky. Hola, Jake.

Stinky: Why are you a guest star today?

Jake: Stinky!

Rio: Well, Jake told me that this episode is about unusual animal relatives. I’m related to the woodpecker, if you can believe it! We belong to a group of birds called Piciformes.

Stinky: Do you eat bugs, too?

Rio: Some of us, but mainly, toucans eat fruit, seeds, reptiles, and even bird’s eggs. Or at least, toco toucans do.

Jake: Your bill seems rather heavy. Is it made out of hollow like your skeleton?

Rio: Yes. Not only do we use our bills to grab food, but male toucans also use each other to determine who wins a female. Luckily, I was not a victim of such barbaric behavior.

Stinky: Do all toucans have big bills?

Rio: Actually, no. Toucans can come in a variety of sizes. Here’s the white-throated tocanet…

The plate-billed toucan…

Stinky: That looks like a parrot!

Rio: The chestnut-eared aracari…

And the smallest of us all, the lettered aracari!

I may not be a songbird, but can I sing today?

Jake: Yes you may. And now, here’s Rio singing ‘Toucan Mambo’.

Rio: Ruffle your feathers and shake your bill

Just make sure that you don't spill!
Wiggle your toes and flap your wings
Already, your ready to sing
We're doing the Toucan Mambo!
Fly to the trees to grab some fruit
Just make not to stain your suit!
Click your tongue and fan your tail
Looks like we're ready to set sail
And do the Toucan Mambo!
Smack your partner with your big orange beak
And don't be afraid to let a loud shriek
And before we say our sweet goodbyes
We'll do one last try to reach the sky
While doing the Toucan Mambo!

Bunnie: And now, the Animal Awards! Today, the award for Weirdest Shark. Could it be… the hammerhead shark?

Armstrong: The port Jackson shark?

Bunnie: The basking shark?

Armstrong: Or the wobbegong?

Bunnie: And the winner is… the wobbegong!

Armstrong: You call that a shark? That looks more like Stanley!

Bunnie: You made a good point, Armstrong. If that isn’t strange enough, some wobbegongs can walk on land if necessary!

(cuts to Stinky and Jake)

Jake: And now, it’s time for a story. Today’s story is The Woodpecker and the Toucan. “Once upon a time in South America, there was a toucan resting on a branch until he was woken up by a knocking sound. ‘Who’s that?’ Asked the toucan. He looked up to find a woodpecker pecking through the wood. ‘Hello, there!’ Said the woodpecker. ‘I’m digging for bugs! Would you like to help?’ ‘Do I look like I eat bugs to you?’ Asked the toucan. ‘I had a rough sleep last night, and I just want to be left alone!’ The woodpecker decided to continue pecking the wood, and eventually, it drove the toucan crazy. ‘That’s it!’ Said the toucan as he flew over to the woodpecker. ‘I’m going to give you a piece of my…’ He was astonished to see what was there- a hole for him to live in! ‘You can live in the hole,’ Said the woodpecker. ‘And I’ll find lunch in another tree.’ ‘Thank you so much!’ Said the toucan. ‘I’m going to continue my nap!’ And so, the toucan went into his hole while the woodpecker flew off to find another tree, and they lived happily ever after. The end.”

Stinky: That was a good story, Jake. Is Rio still here?

Jake: No, she’s back in South America, but I’m sure she would have loved the story.

(cut to Armstrong and Bunnie in front of the habitat door)

Bunnie: Okay, Armstrong. It’s Habitat Time! Today, we’re going to South Africa.

Armstrong: But we have already been to Africa!

Bunnie: Don’t worry, Armstrong. This will be the last time we visit Africa for the season.

Armstrong: Thank goodness. Can I open the door today?

Bunnie: Sure, why not?

Armstrong: Thank you! (flies over to the doorknob, twists it with his beak, and opens the door)

Bunnie: C’mon, let’s go!

If we’re lucky, we might see the big five: Rhino, elephant, buffalo, lion, and leopard!

Armstrong: But didn’t we already see rhinos, an elephant, and a leopard in the symbiosis episode?

Bunnie: That means we only need to see two of them!

Armstrong: That looks like that animal Tizzy talked about.

Bunnie: You're right, Armstrong. This is an elephant shrew, specifically a cape elephant shrew. It’s also called the hopping shrew since it can leap up to 3 feet in the air, much like a rabbit.

Armstrong: That looks like an antelope.

Bunnie: You’re right, Armstrong. This is a bontebok, which stands up to three feet tall!

And this is a cape buffalo. Even though they eat plants, cape buffalo are very dangerous. Not only do these buffalo never forget, but they also never forgive.

Armstrong: Yikes! Good thing I don’t live in Africa.

I know what that is: A lion!

Bunnie: You’re right Armstrong! Lions used to live in Africa, Europe, and Asia, but now, they only live in Africa and a small section of India.

Armstrong: What happened to the other lions?

Bunnie: They were hunted to extinction.

Armstrong: Extinct? Like the dinosaurs?

Bunnie. Correct.

Armstrong: Yikes! I hope chickenhawks aren’t next.

That looks like a bald eagle, but what’s it doing outside of North America?

Bunnie: That’s not a bald eagle, you silly goose! That’s an African fish eagle. While the bald eagle is the national bird of the United States, the fishing eagle is the national bird of Malawi, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.

Armstrong: Can we stay a little longer? I want to see if South Africa has any native hawks.

Bunnie: Sorry, Armstrong, but we have to go home.

(Bunnie and Armstrong leave South Africa and return to the Animal Show studio)

Bunnie: For Habitat Time, this is Bunnie Bear.

Armstrong: And Armstrong the Chickenhawk.

Bunnie: Just back from South Africa.

(Tizzy flies around Stinky and Jake again)

Tizzy: Quiz time!

Jake: And what’s the quiz this time?

Tizzy: Well, here it is! (cuts to the screen below)

Are toucan bills sharp? Give it a think. Back in a buzz!

Stinky: What do you think, Jake?

Jake: I’ll make a guess and say yes. Hey, that rhymed!

Tizzy: Let’s reveal the answer! (flies back to the previous screen) Are toucan bills sharp? While not typically razor-sharp like Armstrong, toucan bills do have serrated edges in their bills that help them grab food. Bee-lieve it, because it’s true!

Jake: Thanks for the quiz, Tizzy. That's all the time we have today, and until next time, keep seeing the world through the eyes of animals. Bye!

Author's Notes: Lamont the Sloth was previously in the Animal Show episode 'Giraffe and Sloth'. Just like Flash in Zootopia, he was very slow.
The puppet used for Rio was previously used for a toucan on Sesame Street, though it was later modified to look more Muppet-like.
The Animal Award for Weirdest Shark was previously held in the Animal Show episode 'Shark and Sea Lion'. I know it doesn't fit with the episode, but I was running low on options.

Bunnie is actually right: Wobbegong sharks can walk from one tide pool to another using their pectoral and pelvic fins, similar to a mudskipper.
Well, after nearly two whole years, my reboot season of The Animal Show with Stinky and Jake is finally over! As for what I'll do next, I'm gonna review Zootopia 2 later this month, That Christmas in December, Mr. Popper's Penguins in January, and Charotte's Web in February.

The Animal Show- Hyrax and Toucan Part 1

Stinky and Jake: Here on the Animal Show.

Here on the Animal Show.

Here on the Animal Show!

Bunnie Bear: From under the ocean, over the clouds, and around the world…

Armstrong the Chickenhawk: Here comes the wild side of wild life.

Bunnie: The Animal Show!

Armstrong: And now, let’s have a wild welcome for your furry friends-

Bunnie: Stinky and Jake!

Stinky and Jake: Now it’s The Animal Show!

Jake: Hello, all you animals out there!

Stinky: I’m Stinky.

Jake: And I’m Jake. And today, we are going to meet a toucan and a hyrax.

Stinky: I know what a toucan is, but what’s a hyrax?

Jake: Bunnie, could you show Stinky what a hyrax looks like?

Stinky: Oh, so it’s a rodent.

Jake: Nope!

Stinky: Mustelid?

Jake: No.

Stinky: That group of mammals that includes shrews, moles, and hedgehogs that no one can think of!

Jake: You mean eulipotyphla?

Stinky: Yeah.

Jake: No! They’re actually related to elephants!

Stinky: ELEPHANTS!?!?! Are you serious? Maybe it’s a rabbit.

Jake: Stinky, please stop arguing! You’re gonna cut into the next segment!

(cuts to Bunnie and Armstrong)

Armstrong: And now, it’s time for…

Bunnie: That’s amazing! Today, we look at the horseshoe crab!

Armstrong: Is that thing even a crab? Where are its claws?

Bunnie: Good observation, Armstrong! Despite its name, horseshoe crabs are not crabs. They’re actually arachnids, making them related to spiders and scorpions.

Armstrong: Now that’s something that will make you say…

Jake and Stinky: That’s amazing!

Jake: And now, all the way from Africa…

Stinky: Africa.

Jake: Please welcome Kubwa the Hyrax!

Kubwa: Jambo, Stinky. Jambo, Jake. Glad to be on your show.

Stinky: How are you possibly related to the elephant?

Jake: Stinky!

Kubwa: That’s okay, Jake. We get that a lot. We are related to elephants because we share a similar ancestor.

Jake: Tell me, Kubwa. What kind of hyrax are you?

Kubwa: I’m a rock hyrax, which is also called a dassie.

We’re also called rock hyraxes because we like to live on rocks and in cracks. It helps it hide from predators!

Stinky: I just hope you don’t get dust! (laughs)

Kubwa: We have stumpy toes with hoof-like nails. These claws are useful for grooming and scratching!

Jake: Look at those toes! They look like they belong on an elephant.

Stinky: You’re right, Jake. Maybe hyraxes are related to elephants, after all.

Kubwa: There are also hyraxes that live in trees, hence why they are called tree hyraxes.

Stinky: Say, those look different from rock hyraxes.

Jake: Well, Stinky. The two-toed sloth looks different from the three-toed sloth.

Stinky: Oh, yeah. What kind of sloth was Lamont?

Jake: Judging by his fur, I’d say a three-toed sloth.

Stinky: Can you tell us one more thing about hyraxes?

Kubwa: My pleasure. Even though we’re herbivores, we have unusually sharp incisors.

Stinky: Incisors?

Jake: Teeth like a mouse or a rabbit.

Stinky: Why are your teeth so sharp if you eat plants?

Kubwa: It’s for grinding tougher food. Kwaheri! (walks off to the Habitat Door)

Jake: As usual, to help get ready for our next guests, here’s today’s edition of…

Jake and Stinky: Baby talk!

Baby toucan: I’m in a strange new place after I’ve been separated by mommy and daddy. This silly

creature has been watching me for a long time.

What does it want to do with me right now? (sniffs) There’s food in that white stick!

Mmm, crushed fruit. My favorite! More please!

Yum yum yum! Delicioso! One more please?

I think I’ll get used to this captivity thing.

(cuts back to Stinky and Jake)

Tizzy the Bee: Tizzy here! Time for a quiz!

Which of these animals is NOT related to the elephant? The manatee, the rhinoceros, the aardvark,

or the elephant shrew? Give it a think. Back in a buzz!

(Tizzy flies back to Armstrong and Jake, who are trying to find out the answer)

Stinky: What do you think the answer is, Jake?

Jake: I honestly don’t know. I think I forgot already!

Tizzy: Maybe you should hear the question again. (flies back to the previous screen) Which of these animals

is not related to the elephant. It’s the hippo! Bee-lieve it!

Even though they look similar, hippos and elephants are not related. If anything, hippos are more

related to whales!

The manatee may be the last animal to be related to the elephant, but look at its tail! Don’t they belong on a

pachyderm?

Even though they look like anteaters, aardvarks are also related to elephants. Unlike their relatives, however,

aardvarks eat insects like termites and ants.

Are they elephants or shrews? They may not look like it, but elephant shrews are actually related to elephants!

Bee-lieve it, because it’s true!