The Great Toon War Chapter 7

The Great Toon War Chapter 7

The next day on October 10th, the modern Cartoon Network troops started practicing their skills and fighting techniques. Finn started testing his new sword, which is a bit like a fencing sword, on Anton, a piece of toast. Thankfully, because Anton gets killed nearly every day, his parents know how to make a new Anton with a toaster. Finn would also practice on a Holo-Pearl, since he knew his opponent was going to use as sword as well.

Marceline and Flame Princess were fighting video game characters from BMO, such as Bouncy Bee, Honey Bunny, Sleepy Sam, and, from a completely different video game, a blue thug named the Hammer.

Jake the Dog and Penny Fitzgerald were fighting each other, since both of them were capable of changing their shape. Since Jake could take on almost any shape and size, he seemed to have the upper hand.

Darwin and Anias were trying to repair Finn's Demon Sword, which broke a couple years ago. They wanted to fix it in case anyone needs an extra sword.

Meanwhile, the Crystal Gems were talking to Steven to see if he was ready to fuse into Obsidian, the fabled 'temple fusion'.

"Are you confident about this, Steven?" Connie asked.

"Of course, I am." Said Steven. "During the summer, we managed to train Lapis, Peridot, and Lars to be Substitute Crystal Gems. We also freed Bismuth so she could be a Crystal Gem, too! I also managed to form fusions with Ruby, Sapphire, Pearl, Garnet, and even Opal! But not all at the same time."

"Do you really think you're ready, Steven?" Asked Pearl.

"I know so." Answered Steven with confidence. He, Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst started performing an elaborate dance. Luckily, Steven has been practicing a lot this summer on fusion dances. After their dance was over, a large ball of light engulfed the Gems. After 45 seconds, a 150-foot tall eight-armed woman was formed. She had pink skin, blue and purple hair, a yellow 'mask' with Pearl's gem on it, four eyes, each a different color, an outfit reminiscent of Wonder Woman, and long strong legs. She was Obsidian 2.0.

"Who are we?" Asked Steven's voice from the main face.

"We have formed Obsidian." Said Garnet's voice, coming from the mask. "We are the same fusion that saved Dewey's ship crew over 300 years ago."

"You mean that we're the same fusion that was represented in the play?" Asked Steven's voice.

"Of course we are!" Said Amethyst's voice, also coming from the mask. "Sugilite was too bloodthirsty, Alexandrite would scare the daylights out of everyone, Sardonyx would act snobby, and the other fusions are too small." Obsidian started looking at themselves in wonder, though the arms were a bit out of proportion. Other than that, they looked perfect.

"Congratulations, Steven." Said Pearl's voice, also coming from the mask. "You are a true Crystal Gem. Your mom would be very proud."

"I just have one little suggestion." Said Steven's voice. "Could we change our name to Angel Aura Quartz? I think it fits us better."

"You really think so?" Asked Pearl's voice. Obsidian then looked at a reflection in a local water reserve and saw what they looked like with Steven instead of Rose. "Wow, Steven! We look adorable! Angel Aura Quartz it is! What made you want to change the name, though?"

"In December of 2016," Steven's voice began. "Connie and I were looking at a book on Gemstones. We were wondering what Gemstone the fabled 'Temple Fusion' would be. Since me and Amethyst formed Smokey Quartz, and you and I, as well as mom, formed Rainbow Quartz, so it would only make sense that the Temple Fusion's name would be Quartz as well."

"That's very clever, Steven!" Said Pearl's voice. "How about we unfuse, now? I always said Gem fusions should only be used for emergencies only, didn't I?" The four of them then unfused back into Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven. Everyone else starred at the Gems and half-Gem in awe.

"How did you do that?" Asked Finn.

"I get it from my mom." Answered Steven. "She was a war veteran."
Author's Notes: In The Amazing World of Gumball, Anton, a piece of toast, would get killed on a regular basis. In the episode 'The Recipe', it is revealed that Anton's parents, who are also toast, made a new Anton by putting a new slice of bread in the toaster and setting the dial to a certain number.
For those not keeping up with Adventure Time, the Demon Sword was given to Finn on his 14th birthday. It was a sword made out of demon's blood. It's honestly rather difficult to explain, so here's a helpful link below.
http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Blood_Sword
Bouncy Bee, Honey Bunny, and Sleepy Sam are all from the Adventure Time episode 'Guardians of Sunshine', while the Hammer was from the Regular Show episode 'Rage Against the TV'.


The Hammer is the final boss of an unnamed video game in Regular Show reminiscent of the 80s video game Double Dragon. 
For those not keeping up with Gumball, Penny is actually not a peanut, but a fairy who can transform into any animal, but still retain her antlers. When the show first premiered in May 2011, she looked like this.

However, starting with the Season 3 episode 'The Shell', which aired October 2014, her shell cracked, and her true form was revealed. Penny felt she looked hideous, but Gumball still loved her for who she truly was. She now looks like this.
 
The fabled Temple Fusion, officially called Obsidian, was a fusion of Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Rose, who was said to have saved the settlers of Beach City many years ago, as depicted and referenced in the Steven Universe episode 'Historical Friction'. Since then, there has been a lot of headcanon fan art of  what the 'Temple Fusion' would look like. There have even been interpretations of what the Temple Fusion would look like with Steven instead of Rose. This incarnation, named Angel Aura Quartz, in this story actually belongs to someone else: She goes by the name of Sketcha-Doodle, and her art can be found on these websites.
http://heysketchadoodle.tumblr.com/
https://stevenuniverse.aminoapps.com/page/user/sketchy/7QWb_DmFBf41X8G2p56wKjnPXNzVV68WoY

This does not belong to me. It belongs to Sketchy Sketches on tumblr.

If you are reading this, Sketchy, please don't sue me.
Anyway, the Temple Fusion 2.0 will appear again in Chapter 15.

The Great Toon War Chapter 6

The Great Toon War Chapter 6

It was now 4 PM. The Eds were practicing using their Canadian Squirt Guns on the Furious Flaming Feline.

"Cat!" Shouted Ed, and they started squirting at the flaming cat. However, after it was doused, it was revealed to be the PowerPuff Girls.

"I hate it when they do that." Said Buttercup. Bubbles then noticed something.

"Look!" She said. "It's Dexter and a girl!" The girl happened to be Goo, the one who almost made Foster's go out of business.

"Goo!" Said Bloo, and he ran over to the eight-year-old girl.

"It's nice to see you, Chester." She said. "Where's Madame Foster? I heard she wants to see me."

"I'll take you to her!" Said Edd. He grabbed Goo's hand, secretly blushing, and walked towards the podium where Madame Foster was sitting. Dexter also tagged along.

"Well, if it isn't Goo." She said. "The girl with a wild imagination. We called you because we are going into war with the newer shows."

"Would you like me to make an imaginary army?" Asked Goo.

"Goodness, no!" Said Madame Foster. "We need you to make an imaginary replica of Chowder."

"Imaginary chowder?!" Asked Goo. "That sounds as bad as imaginary cocoa!"

"No, child." Said Madame Foster. "We need you to make an un-imaginary friend of a cartoon character named Chowder." She then showed Goo a picture of Chowder.

"That looks like a raccoon. Why can't you just ask Chowder himself to join the army?"

"Because he grew up."

"I thought cartoon characters don't age."

"Well, this one did." Intervened Dexter. "But if you ask me, they should've put more effort into it."

"We also need you to make a clone of Chowder that's less... Obnoxious." Said Double D.

"How am I supposed to do that?" Asked Goo.

"Use these DVDs as reference footage." Said Madame Foster. She gave the young girl the Chowder DVD sets 'Ten Tasty Stories' and 'Ten Hilarious Helpings'. "We want him within a week."

"Will do, madam!" Said Goo, and she went back home.

"By the way, Madame Foster," Said Dexter. "Here's the monster serums. However, only Dee-Dee and I will use these. Where's Ben 10? I'd like to speak to him."

"I'll call him over, sweetie." Said Madame Foster. "Ben Tennyson! Dexter would like to see you!"

"I hope it's the Omnidrix I've been asking for!" Said Ben.

"You're in luck, Ben!" Said Dexter. "Here is your upgraded Omnidrix. I was able to recover 50 of your countless alien forms. You will now be able to switch from alien to alien with ease. Unfortunately, I was unable to recover Ultimate forms."

"Thanks, little dude!" Said Ben, giving Dexter a noogie. As he and Double D walked away, the PowerPuff Girls flew near Dexter.

"Could you make us a machine that spins very fast?" Asked Blossom.

"What for?" Asked Dexter.

"We might need it to perform X-Q." Said Buttercup. Dexter then flipped through his pamphlet and found what they were talking about.

"Oh, I see!" Said Dexter. "That's when you spin around at very high speeds and make clones of yourselves. I shall make a machine that will spin at 200 miles a minute, and that should make thousands of clones!"

"Yay!" Said the PowerPuff Girls.

Meanwhile, on October 9th in Burbank, California, the modern Cartoon Network characters were being given a speech by Nicole Watterson, Gumball's mom.

"Listen up, pussy willows!" She said. "Sissy talk and tickling fights stop now. It's make your mama proud time!"

"I love my mama!" Said Hector.

"Gumball!" Nicole said to her son. "You're annoying, obnoxious, and impulsive. Want to know who else has those traits?"

"Uh, who?" Asked Gumball.

"Blooerguard Q Kazoo!" Replied Nicole. Bobert then projected a picture of Bloo like a movie projector. "You will be fighting him."

"But I don't want to fight." Said Gumball.

"If you don't," Nicole threatened. "I'll tell Mr. Graves to write an episode in which you get treated as badly as Lincoln Loud!"

"Mam, yes, mam!" Said Gumball.

"Garnet! Amethyst! Pearl!" Said Nicole. "You will fight the PowerPuff Girls."

"But we only fight corrupted Gems!" Said Pearl. "Those are just innocent children!"

"Really?" Said Nicole. "These Girls can punch through boulders, fly faster than the speed of light, and fire powerful beams through their eyes. They also unwittingly helped their enemies numerous times." Steven then looked at Garnet.

"Would you ever do that to me?" He asked sadly.

"Of course not, Steven." Said Garnet.

"So, you will fight these creatures?" Asked Nicole.

"As long as we don't kill them." Said Pearl.

"Moving on then." Nicole continued. "Banana Joe, you will be fighting Billy."

"But I don't fight." Said the Googley-eyed banana. "I make jokes."

"But isn't it true that you tested a light saber?"

"What's a light saber?" Nicole sighed and showed a picture of a light saber.

"Oh, that thing!" Said Banana Joe. "But it wasn't any good! It didn't help your eyesight, it cuts someone in half when you try giving someone a haircut, and it overheated my sandwich!"

"That's because it's supposed to be a weapon!" Snapped Nicole. "It's basically like a sword, except made of plasma."

"Oh." Said Banana Joe. "I didn't know it was a weapon. Let the practicing begin!"

"We'll begin after the presentation, Banana Joe." Said Nicole. "Hector, you're going to fight Dexzilla."

"But what if I destroy the city again?" The giant asked.

"That's why the fight's going to take place in Tristan da Cunha, Hector." Said Nicole. "It's the most desolate place on Earth. Penny, you will fight the Grim Reaper. Darwin, you will fight Cow."

"Why would I want to hurt a cow?" Asked Darwin.

"Well, you and Gumball did kill hundreds of cows to expand Joyful Burger just so he could get a secret burger." Said Nicole.

"How did you know?" Asked Darwin.

"I had to fess up sooner or later." Said Richard.

"And don't you have some piranha in you, Darwin?" Nicole asked persuasively.

"I guess." Said Darwin.
Author's Notes: In the original PowerPuff Girls, the PPGs could fuse into a flaming cat called the Furious Flaming Feline.

This attack will be used again in Chapter 15.
In the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Boredom', Banana Joe was asked by a secret science lab to test what appeared to be a Light Saber, from the Star Wars franchise. I find this interesting because this episode was made after Disney bought the rights to Star Wars.

In Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Goo would call Bloo 'Chester'.
The introduction for the Modern Cartoon Network characters preparing for war is heavily borrowed from Calhoun's introduction in Wreck-it Ralph.
Chowder only had two DVD releases: Ten Tasty Stories and Ten Hilarious Helpings.

The incident in which Gumball and Darwin killed hundreds of cows to expand Joyful Burger, a fast food restaurant in 'Gumball', was from the rather disturbing episode 'The Menu'.
Un-imaginary friends were imaginary friends in 'Foster's' who were basically characters the kids saw on TV.

The Great Toon War Chapter 5

The Great Toon War Chapter 5

The next morning, everyone on the Classic Cartoon Network campus was once again listening to Madame Foster.

"Okay, troops!" She started. "We already covered half of the combatants, and who will fight who. We have Samurai Jack against Finn..."

"I'll die with honor." Said Jack.

"The PowerPuff Girls will fight Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl..."

"We're the PowerPuff Girls!" Said Bubbles.

"Bloo will fight Gumball Watterson..."

"A blue cat?" Said Bloo. "That's ridiculous!"

"Billy will fight Banana Joe..."

"Grim!" Billy shouted. "Could I use your scythe?"

"Of course, not, Billy!" Said Grim. "I gave you too many chances to use the scythe, but you always end up causing trouble of catastrophic proportions! Instead, I'm going to give you this butter knife." He hands Billy a small kid-friendly knife.

"Oh." Said Billy in disappointment. "This is the best gift ever!"

"Ahem." Said Madame Foster. "Please let granny continue. Ed, Edd, and Eddy will fight Flame Princess..."

"How did I get talked into this?" Double D asked himself.

"Don't worry, Double D." Said Ed. "I brought all our Canadian Squirt Guns!" He opened up his jacket and had turkey basters, or as the Eds called them, Canadian Squirt Guns, stuffed in his pockets.

"Oh boy!" Said Eddy. "Marshall Eddy is back in business! But where are we going to get water?" Blossom then flew by and breathed ice on the ground, then melted it with her heat vision.

"How convenient." Stated Double D, and the Eds started filling up their Squirt Guns.

"Grim will fight Steven Universe..." Madame Foster continued.

"This will be easier than I thought!" Said Grim, and he let out an evil laugh.

"Mandy will fight Nicole Watterson..."

"Grim, could you give me another chicken ball?" Asked Mandy.

"As long as it leads to your demise!" Said Grim with delight. As he gave Mandy the chicken ball, he let out another evil laugh.

"Dee-Dee, when she gets here, will fight Jake the Dog. And finally, Eduardo will fight Tina Rex."

"A T-Rex?!" Shouted Eduardo. "Aaaahhhh!!!" He started running for the hills, but was stopped by Wilt.

"She's not a brute, Eduardo." Wilt told the cowardly imaginary friend. "She's actually a nice dinosaur. I bet she'll want to make friends with you as soon as the battle starts."

"Can I have a potato?" Asked Eduardo.

"Yes, you may." Said Eduardo, and he gave Eduardo a sweet potato. Jonny 2x4 then raised his hand.

"Yes, Jimmy?" Madame Foster asked.

"It's Jonny." He said. "And Plank wants to know if he can fight too!" Everyone suddenly started bursting with laughter. "You don't believe me? Show them what you got, Plank!" He threw Plank into the air and landed on his face.

"It's just a piece of wood!" Said Buttercup. Suddenly, Plank grew to four feet tall and sprouted branches that would act as arms and legs.

"Just a piece of wood, eh?" Said Plank. "Where is Jonny?"

"I'm right here, buddy!" Said Johnny, and Plank walked over to him.

"Jonny." Said Plank. "Do you have something I can use as a cape?" Jonny started looking through a bag and pulled out a handkerchief.

"Wow, Plank." Said Jonny. "You certainly have grown! This cape is too small for you now. How about this picnic blanket?"

"That'll do, my comrade." Said Plank, and Johnny tied the blanket on Plank's back. "Should I send the Eds to jail after they killed my parents?"

"No, Plank!" Said Jonny. "The Eds are our friends now! Didn't you see their movie?"

"I don't think I have." Said Plank.

"Can't we just continue with the stupid meeting?" Said Mandy.

"Very well." Said Plank. "Jonny, if you want me to revert to normal, just clap twice. This also works if you want to summon me." Eddy clapped his hands twice, and he laughed hysterically.

"Ignore them, buddy." Said Jonny. He clapped his hands twice, and Plank reverted to normal.

"Wow. Imaginary friends!" Said a feminine voice. Everyone looked at the entrance to the campus. It was Dee-Dee, Dexter's dim-witted and havoc-wrecking sister. "Is this where the tea party is? Dexter told me there would be one here."

"This isn't a tea party, doll face!" Said Eddy. "You're too sissy to be here!" Dee-Dee then walked toward Eddy.

"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?" She asked. "A nervous wreck! Ha ha ha ha!" Billy and Ed started laughing, too.

"Great." Said Mandy. "Three idiots to watch over. Why are you here? You're not fit for fighting."

"That's not true." Said Dee-Dee. "One time, Dexter and I were turned into monsters by mistake. We grew to millions of feet tall and starting fighting like Hokey Monsters!" This caught the attention of Billy.

"Hokey Monsters?!" He asked. "Which one was it?"

"I don't think they had names." Said Dee-Dee. "But as we speak, Dexter is working on a modified monster serum for him and me."

As they continued talking to Dee-Dee, Madame Foster decided to call another acquaintance.

"Hello? Is this Goo?"

"Sorry. Goo just left for school." It was her mom. "Is there something I can tell her?"

"Yes, please. Tell her to meet us at Tujunga at 4:00 PM."

Author's Notes: Hokey Monsters was a Pokemon spoof from the Billy and Mandy episode 'It's Hokey Mon!'

Tujunga is a real location in California. The Disney movies Zootopia and Moana were animated there.
The chicken ball is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'Chicken Ball Z', which was a spoof on Dragonball Z.

Mandy will use the Chicken Ball against Nicole Watterson (Gumball's mom) in Chapter 13.
The Canadian squirt guns, which were actually just turkey basters, were from the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode 'Know-It-All Ed'.

The incident Plank mentions about Eddy 'killing' Plank's parents is from the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode 'Postcards From The Ed'.

The Great Toon War Chapter 4

The Great Toon War Chapter 4

Dexter followed Courage to No Where, Kansas (or at least, the set) and found the computer in the attic.

"Jeepers, Courage!" Said Dexter. "Your computer is very outdated."

"I know." Said Courage. "Muriel and Eustace lived a simple and geriatric life. If only I could go one day without saving them from the dangers of the desert!"

"Anyway, could you start up the computer, please?" Asked Dexter.

"Okay." Said Courage. He booted up the computer and a voice started to speak.

"Oh my." Said a robotic voice. "Courage, is that you?"

"Yes it is, Computer." Said the purple dog. "Can you connect to the Internet, please?"

"Okay." Said the computer, and it started making weird noises. "Sorry, twit. There is no internet server in your area."

"I can make arrangements." Said Dexter with a wrench in his hand.

"Will you please keep him the same as he was before?" Courage begged.

"I'll try my best." Said Dexter. He crawled under the computer and started to upgrade it. Courage couldn't help but scream.

Two hours later, Dexter finished upgrading Courage's computer.

"It's all set, Courage!" Said Dexter. "It now has 100 gigabytes of data, a CD-ROM drive, a USB port, a printer with two full cartridges of ink, and 50 programs pre-installed. However, I kept the memory chip intact. In other words, your computer still talks like it did before."

"I hope so." Said Courage, and he reluctantly tested the computer. "Hello, Computer?"

"Yes, Courage?" Said the robotic voice.

"Computer!" Shouted Courage with glee. "How can I repay you, Dexter?"

"Charge is free." Said Dexter. "But next time, try getting a job as a guard dog or something."

"I'll try." Said Courage. "But it's going to be hard now that both Muriel and Eustace are gone. Ahem. Computer? Could you check this USB drive Dexter gave me?"

"Of course, twit." Said the computer. Dexter gave Courage the USB drive and he put it in the computer. "Scanning for data. Category: characters. Strengths and weaknesses. Skills and stats. Weapons. Classic CN Army Count: 22. Modern CN Army Count: 23. Would you like to save this on Word?"

"Yes we would, computer!" Said Dexter. "And print 23 copies, please."

"Request accepted." Said the computer, and soon, 23 fifteen-page copies were printed out. "Would you like save?"

"Yes, please!" Pleaded Courage.

"Request accepted, twit."

Dexter mailed the documents to a vacant lot in Tujunga, California. The classic Cartoon Network characters were evicted from their original location in Burbank after Stuart Snyder kicked them out in 2010. Madame Foster was giving a speech to the recruits.

"Listen, children!" She said. "You are not playing a kiddy game with these new characters. We are going to fight for what's right: our freedom! With the help of this young gentleman Eddward here, who has written and categorized each of your strengths, weaknesses, and abilities, we'll be able to determine who will fight who! Eddward, could you do Madame Foster a favor and put on the slideshow?"

"Certainly, madam!" Said Double D, and he started working on the laptop. A picture then appeared on a screen via projector.

"There will be 23 distinct fighters on the Modern Cartoon Network Clan." Said Madame Foster. "So far, we only have 22, though I might be able to convince Goo to imagine some soldiers for us." Billy then raised his hand.

"Is Goo really made of goo?!" He asked.

"No, bulbous-nosed, egg-shaped head boy." Replied Madame Foster. "She's named that because when she was a baby, 'goo-goo ga-ga' was all she could say."

"Can we start the presentation, now?" Moaned Bloo. "I'm getting bored!"

"Yes we may, Bloo." Said Double D, and he started the slide show.

After about an hour, Madame Foster assigned everyone an opponent.

"Jack!" She said. "You're good with swords right?"

"Yes, I am!" Replied Samurai Jack.

"Then you will be fighting Finn the Human, the last of his kind." Declared Madame Foster.

"Then how come I'm still here?" Asked Billy.

"And me?" Asked Ed.

"And me?" Asked Eddy.

"And Dexter?" Asked Bubbles.

"Let me explain, morons." Said Mandy. "Adventure Time, in which Finn is from, takes place 1,000 years into the future. The inevitable World War 3 happened, and 99.99% of the human race has been wiped out. However, one remained, in a world full of small green elephants, turtles who can walk on two legs, vampires that drink red as well as blood, magic dogs, and talking candy."

"Candy?!" Shouted Billy, Ed, and Eddy, as they ran over to the blonde brat and started drooling.

"Yes, you idiots." Said Mandy. "Finn had a crush on a girl, a Princess, named Bonnibel Bubblegum."

"Gum!" Billy shouted.

"Do I need to lock you in a cage again?" Threatened Grim.

"Yes." Confessed Billy.

"Anyway," Mandy continued. "Finn is best friends with a magic talking dog named Jake. Together, they go on numerous adventures fighting monsters, exploring dungeons, and rescuing princesses. It would only be fair for Finn to fight Samurai Jack, but that leads to the ultimate question: Who will win the duel?"

Meanwhile, Dexter was in Professor Utonium's science lab. He has been working for three days on recreating the serums that turned him and Dee-Dee into humongous monsters. However, he was tweaking it so it would only be temporary. After discovering the secret lab, Dexter's parents shredded every document of every experiment and invention he created, but thanks to his well-organized long-term memory, he has been able to recreate the serums with success.

"Extreme science!" He shouted with victory. Suddenly, a phone started ringing. "Hello?"

"Dexter, honey?" Madame Foster asked through the phone. "Could you call your sister Dee-Dee so she could join our army?"

"But that's suicide!" Said Dexter. "Dee-Dee may be a pain in the neck, but she's still my sister!"

"But there won't be anything like guns or bombs!" Bloo said through the phone.

"Okay." Said Dexter. "I'll send her in the morning."

"And could you make Ben here a new watch?" Asked Madame Foster.

"It's an Omnidrix!" Said Ben.

"An Omnidrix, huh?" Said Dexter. "I may remember reading about those. They let the user turn into different species of aliens, but only for a limited time. I'll upgrade it so that he can stay as a particular alien for all the time he wants. What aliens do you want me to include?"

"I'll let Ben take over." Said Madame Foster, and she gave the phone to Ben.

"Okay, dude!" Started Ben. "Some of my alien forms are included to, but not limited to: Heatblast, Wildmutt, Ripjaws, XLR8, Ghostfreak, Grey Matter, Diamondhead, Upgrade, Four Arms, Stinkfly, Cannonbolt, Wildvine, Arctiguana, Eye Guy, Upchuck, Ditto, Way Big, Swampfire, Humugousaur...." It was going to be a very long night for Dexter.
Author's Note: The monster serum Dexter was trying to recreate in this chapter was from the Dexter's Lab episode 'Monstory', which will appear later in the story. However, they'll be much smaller than they were depicted in the actual episode.

Goo was a character on Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends who had a hyper-active imagination, so she tends to make many imaginary friends at once. She played Checkers and Truth or Dare differently, called Bloo 'Chester', and mistaken Mr. Harriman for a badger (when he's actually a rabbit).
Goo will appear in Chapter 6.

The Great Toon War Chapter 3

The Great Toon War Chapter 3

A few minutes after the modern Cartoon Network characters left, Madame Foster, founder of Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, stood on a podium.

"Okay, cream puffs!" She said. "We are going into war! For the next four weeks, we are going to train very hard to beat their butts! Now, who's with me?!" Everyone except for the Eds, the Imaginary Friends, Dexter, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Samurai Jack, and Ben fled. Courage, Dee-Dee, and Cow were also going to be on their way, but were stopped by the PowerPuff Girls. Madame Foster then focused her eyes on Cow.

"Bovine!" She snapped. "You have four stomachs, right?"

"Yes?" Said Cow.

"And you have a superhero identity?" Madame Foster continued.

"How did you know that?" Cow asked sheepishly.

"That's not important!" Said Madame Foster. "Your superhero identity might come useful during the battle. Now, purple dog!"

"Purple dog?" Said Courage. "Nobody called me that before."

"Ah, so you can talk." Said Madame Foster. "Now, is it true that you have a home computer in your attic that you use when researching your enemies?"

"Yes." Answered Courage. "But it often calls me a twit."

"Could we use it to research the newer characters?" Asked Madame Foster.

"I suppose," Said Courage. "But my computer is a Doors 95, and he's been my second-best friend since I have been adopted. I'm afraid that he'll change if we upgrade him."

"Well, the short scientist with orange hair can help you." Said Madame Foster. She then focused her eyes on Dee-Dee. "Kiki, is it true your brother has a hidden lab?"

"My name's Dee-Dee, not Kiki." Corrected Dee-Dee. "And my brother doesn't have a lab. He used to have a lab, but on his 8th birthday, mom and dad found out about his secret lab. They confiscated all his inventions, but that didn't stop him from attending Harvard last year."

"So." Madame Foster continued. "Your brother is the short scientist with orange hair?"

"You mean Dexter?" Asked Dee-Dee. "What about him?"

"He's a genius for someone his age." Said Madame Foster. "He will be very useful for the battle. Could you get him over, sweetie?"

"Okay!" Said Dee-Dee, and she skipped off the podium to grab her younger brother.

"You know you could have just asked me to come over, Dee-Dee." Said Dexter.

"Dexter, my sweetie." Said Madame Foster. "Could you get your sweet grandmother copies of statistics for everyone who will be fighting? And could you help this poor little dog fix his computer?"

"Oh, no!" Complained Dexter. "Not another dog!"

"What do you have against dogs?" Asked Courage. This surprised Dexter.

"Why, this is remarkable." Said Dexter. He grabbed Courage and looked down his throat with a flashlight/telescope. "Animals aren't capable of speech, except for domesticated parrots. And I have never seen a dog, let alone a mammal, with purple fur!"

"I can talk, too!" Said Cow. Dexter's eyes grew big as dinner plates.

"You can talk, too?!" Said Dexter.

"Of course." Said Cow. "Chicken can talk, Baboon can talk, Weasel can talk, three of our monkeys can talk, a lobster can talk, a purple bull can talk..."

"I am not a bull." Eduardo shouted from the distance. "I am an imaginary friend."

"This is remarkable." Said Dexter. "I must have stumbled into a dimension in which humans and animals live in peace. But the question is, what do the carnivores eat for meat?"

"No." Said Madame Foster. "You're just outside your own show. So, Dexter. Do we have a deal? Will you fix Courage's computer and do research on our friends as well as foes? The ones who will be participating in battle?"

"It's a deal." Said Dexter, and he shook hands with the elderly woman.

Author's Note: In Cow & Chicken, Cow had a not-so-secret identity called 'Super Cow'.

Super Cow will appear in Chapter 16.

In Courage the Cowardly Dog, whenever Courage needed advice or information about the impending danger, he would consult with his computer in the attic.

Courage's computer will appear in Chapter 4.

The Great Toon War Chapter 2

The Great Toon War Chapter 2

Many days later, the classic Cartoon Network characters finished watching all the episodes of the modern Cartoon Network shows, and vice versa. Each of them had mixed opinions on the shows.

"Sarah?" Jimmy asked his friend timidly. "Is there really an alien rock at the center of the Earth that will crack the planet open like an egg?"

"Of course, not, Jimmy!" Said Sarah. "Everyone knows aliens don't exist! Or at least, not in our show."

"Is it me, or was my name on that crackpot's list?" Dexter thought to himself.

"Why does someone containing candy have to be so mean?" Bubbles sobbed.

"It's okay, Bubbles." Said Blossom, who was comforting her sister. "He's just acting. He couldn't possibly be that mean in real life."

"Hey, Mandy!" Billy asked. "Can we open our own food truck like those bears did?"

"You know you stink at making your own food." Said Mandy. "Besides, you would eat it all before the first customer arrives."

"I personally wish one of those princesses would fall for me." Said Johnny Bravo. "But not that fat purple one. She's scary."

"Haven't you noticed how similar the Ed's lives are to ours, Jeff?" Clarence asked in a giggly voice.

"Yes, Clarence." Answered Jeff in an annoyed tone. "I have noticed."

"Steven," Pearl said to the half-gem. "Were cartoons always that surreal and disturbing?"

"I don't remember so." Said a confused Steven. "This is probably what Rebecca grew up with.

"Wasn't Samurai Jack awesome, Jake?" Finn asked his magic canine companion.

"He sure was, Finn." Said Jake. "Jack was so awesome that he made Billy look like a loser!"

"I think I noticed something, Darwin." Gumball said to Darwin. "Hector looks like he came from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends."

"You know, what?" Said Darwin. "You're actually kind of right."

"Wirt?" Greg asked his older brother. "Remember how when we got lost in the woods, we went to a school for animals?"

"That was just a dream, Greg." Said Wirt. "It wasn't real." Greg was stunned for a bit.

"I was just going to ask what you thought of the show about the lion and the monkey." Said Greg.

"He wasn't an actual lion, Greg." Said Wirt. "His last name sounded like 'lion', so they sent him to an animal school." Everyone soon went to a booth to write a review for each cartoon they saw, excluding their own. After everyone wrote down their reviews, Double D decided to announce the reviews.

"Okay, everyone!" Said Double D. "Time to cast the votes! First, let's see what reviews the classics got. Let's see, Dexter's Laboratory: A. Johnny Bravo: A. Cow & Chicken: A. The PowerPuff Girls: A. Ed, Edd n Eddy: A-. Courage the Cowardly Dog: A. Samurai Jack: A+. Robot Jones. B-. Billy and Mandy: A-. Kids Next Door: B+. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: A+. Camp Lazlo: C+. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee: C. My Gym Partner's a Monkey: Oh dear. C-. And finally, the Ben 10 trilogy: B! That means we're certified fresh!" Everyone cheered.

"Now it's time for the next team's reviews." Said Double D, and he began reading reviews for the newer Cartoon Network shows. "First off, Chowder: B-. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack: C. Oh dear. Adventure Time: A. Regular Show: A-. The Amazing World of Gumball: B+. Secret Mountain Fort Awesome: D-. Uncle Grandpa: Oh dear. F-. Steven Universe: A+. Clarence: C. Over the Garden Wall: A+. We Bare Bears: A. Mighty Magiswords: C-. And finally, OK KO: B+. Well, looks like that rounds up our..." Double D was interrupted by Uncle Grandpa.

"Wait a darn minute!" He said. "I refuse to be given a bad review! In fact, I think Uncle Grandpa deserves an Emmy or an Annie Award!"

"But UG!" Said Mr. Gus. "You did win an Emmy, but only for one episode."

"But I need to win another Emmy!" Pleaded Uncle Grandpa. "I want to be on the same wall as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and Homer Simpson!" Mr. Gus had no choice but to knock UG unconscious. He gave the crazy man some pills, a glass of water, and woke him up with the smell of a peanut butter cracker.

"Oh boy! Peanut butter!" Uncle Grandpa snatched the cracker from Mr. Gus and ate it whole. "There's only one way we can settle this."

"Settle our differences and head home?" Asked Belly Bag.

"Make an episode on how awesome Pizza Steve is?" Asked Pizza Steve.

"Agree to disagree?" Asked Mr. Gus.

"No." Said Uncle Grandpa. "We have to go into war. What day is it, Mr. Gus?"

"October 8th." Said the grumpy dinosaur.

"Then on November 8th," Declared Uncle Grandpa. "The Great Toon War will begin. If we win, you move to Canada, and we will stop airing your shows on every channel in the world!"

"So what happens if we win?" Asked Mandy.

"If you win, you'll be able to live side by side with us!" Said Belly Bag. "Does that sound fair, Uncle Grandpa?"

"Okay, I guess." Said UG. "But remember: November 8th is the Great Toon War." Uncle Grandpa then pulled the RV out of Belly Bag, and the UG characters flew off.

"I guess we have to go, too." Said Finn, and the rest of the modern Cartoon Network characters started leaving.
Author's Notes: Believe it or not, Uncle Grandpa actually did win an Emmy Award. Nick Edwards, part of the UG crew, won an Emmy Award for 'Outstanding Individual in Animation' for the episode 'Afraid of the Dark'.
Uncle Grandpa admitted that he loved peanut butter in the episode 'Uncle Grandpa For a Day'.
The shows that the characters talk about when they leave the theaters include Steven Universe, Regular Show, We Bare Bears, Adventure Time, Ed, Edd n Eddy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Samurai Jack, and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.