Olaf: Presenting Mulan. (gong rings while the Snowgies push the title card away)
Mulan! Olaf: I'm going to see the matchmaker and make my family proud!
(Cut to Matchmaker! Olaf with a teapot)
Matchmaker! Olaf: Now, pour the tea.
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf pouring the tea, only for Bruni, playing Cri-Kee, to pop out)
Matchmaker! Olaf: Aah! A bug! (Bruni sets Olaf on fire) Now I'm on fire! (Kristoff from offscreen throws a bucket of water at Matchmaker! Olaf) Thanks, Kristoff. You will never bring your family honor!
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf near walls of ice, where he sees his reflection)
Mulan! Olaf: Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?
(Cut to Shi-Fu! Olaf on top of Sven)
Shi-Fu! Olaf: The Huns have invaded China! One man from each family will serve in the army.
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf tugging on Sven's right hind leg)
Mulan! Olaf: No! You shouldn't have to go. I'm gonna take your place in the army so you won't get killed! (Runs offscreen)
(Cut to Grandma Fa! Olaf waking up)
Grandma Fa! Olaf: Mulan is gone! Ancestors, hear our prayers.
(Cut to Mushu! Olaf waking up)
Mushu! Olaf: I LIVE!!! Tell me who needs our help, Head Ancestor!
Marshmallow (playing the Head Ancestor): Awaken the Great Stone Dragon!
Mushu! Olaf: But I'm a dragon!
Marshmallow: No, you're not! Awaken the real dragon!
(Cuts to Mushu! Olaf near a giant dragon ice sculpture)
Mushu! Olaf: Hello? Hello?! (chips off the dragon's ear, and it shatters) That's just great, now what?
Bruni: Squeak!
Mushu! Olaf: That's it! I'll make Mulan into a war hero, and they'll be begging me to get back to work!
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf outside a sign that says 'camp ahead')
Mulan! Olaf: It's gonna take a miracle to get me into the army.
(Cut to Mushu! Olaf casting a shadow)
Mushu! Olaf: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say "Aaah!"
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf screaming, and then back to Mushu! Olaf)
Mushu! Olaf: That's close enough!
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf)
Mulan! Olaf: My ancestors sent me a lizard?
(Cut to Mushu! Olaf)
Mushu! Olaf: Dragon, no lizard. I don't do the tongue thing. (flicks tongue)
(Cut to Shang! Olaf with a bow and arrow)
Shang! Olaf (fires the arrow at a tall mound of snow): Whoever shall retrieve the arrow will be an official soldier.
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf holding a poll, knocking over Snowgies, playing soldiers, and then cut back to Shang! Olaf)
Shang! Olaf: You're all pathetic! How can I make a man out of you?
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf climbing the mound and retrieving the arrow)
Mulan! Olaf: I got the arrow! Does that mean I can fight the Huns?
(Cut to Shi-Fu! Olaf)
Shi-Fu! Olaf: Absolutely not! Once the Emperor sees my report, your troops will never see battle! (turns around to see Sven, and he screams like a girl) A panda! That's a bad omen!
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf and the Snowgies singing)
Mulan! Olaf: What do we want? A girl worth fighting for! Look, some soldiers.
(Cut to Olaf solemnly with his back turned)
Olaf: The soldiers they find are all dead.
(Cut to Sven, playing Shan Yu, charging towards Mulan! Olaf)
Mulan! Olaf (holding a snowball): Eat snow, Shan Yu! (throws the ball at Sven, but nothing happens) Effects please, Elsa! (Elsa offscreen summons snow that engulfs Sven and Mulan! Olaf)
Shi-Fu! Olaf: I knew there's something wrong with this soldier! A woman. Shang, kill her.
Shang! Olaf (drops an ice sword): A life for a life. My debt is repaid.
Mulan! Olaf: I'm all alone in the snow. At least Shan Yu is dead. (Sven arises from the snow and screams) Gotta warn Shang!
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf on a rocking horse)
Mulan! Olaf: Shang! The Huns have survived the avalanche!
(Cut to Shang! Olaf with Sven right behind him)
Shang! Olaf: Like I believe a girl. (Sven appears and kicks Olaf)
(Cut to Sven confronting Mulan! Olaf)
Olaf: (moving Sven's lips like a puppet) Looks like you're out of ideas.
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf holding a sword)
Mulan! Olaf: Not quite! Are you ready, Mushu?
(Cut to Mushu! Olaf with bat wings)
Mushu! Olaf: I am ready, baby! Okay, Bruni. (throws a wooden reindeer into the air) Now!
(Bruni spits fire on the toy, and it bursts into flames)
Olaf: Shan Yu dies! For real, this time!
(Cut to Emperor! Olaf)
Emperor! Olaf: Mulan. You destroyed my palace, but it was awesome. You have saved us all.
(Cut to Mulan! Olaf holding the ice sword)
Mulan! Olaf: I'm a war hero, and I gave my family honor!
Mushu! Olaf: And I'm a Guardian again! (howls with delight)
THE END
Once again, here's concept art courtesy of Emmy Pflugh.
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| Emmy really nailed Mushu! Olaf's design. |
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| Woodchips for a moustache was a nice touch. |
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| I didn't expect Marshmallow to hold a six-foot-tall ice staff, but if Elsa can create an entire palace out of ice, why not a few props? |
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| I told Emmy on purpose to design the Great Stone Dragon after Susu from Raya and the Last Dragon. I made this decision because I wanted to make fun of how viewers thought that Sisu looked like an 'Elsa fursona'. |
Stay tuned for next week when Olaf retells the tale as old as time that would be the first animated movie to get the Oscar nomination for Best Picture: Beauty and the Beast!
Once again, here's a link to Emmy's website.
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