Steven and Phoebe Chapter 16

"So you're from outer space?" Fionna asked Phoebe as she surfed she and Steven back to shore. "I heard that's the surfing's choice."
Suddenly, a Dinoponoid handcuffed Phoebe.
"We have Experiment 2-1-3!" One of them said.
"Excellent." Said Mr. Harriman. "Take him to my ship." The shore was surround by a heard of Dinoponoids and the rabbit. Steven wanted to stop them, but Tabes stopped the boy.
"Harriman, l can explain." Said Mojo Jojo.
"I'm retiring you, Mr. Mojo!" He said.
"Actually," said Double D. "Credit for the capture..."
"Goes to me!" Harriman finished. "You're lucky to end up on a fluff clod farm after we get this sorted out."
Dexter was about to escape.
"I think I should be..."
"You're the cause of all this!" Yelled Harriman. "If it wasn't for Experiment 2-1-3..."
"Phoebe." She interrupted.
"What?" Asked Harriman.
"My name Phoebe."
"Anyway, if it weren't for Phoebe, none of this mayhem would never happen!"
"Does Phoebe have to wait in the ship?" She asked.
"Yes." Answered Harriman.
"Can Phoebe say good-bye?"
"Yes."
"Thank you." Phoebe walked towards Evan and Steven.
"Who are you?" Asked Harriman.
"This is my family." She said. "I found it all by my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yep, still good." After Phoebe finished her speech, she walked into the ship.
"Does she really have to go?" Eddward asked Harriman.
"You know as well as I do that the laws are absolute." Said Harriman. "I cannot change what the council has decided."
"Steven, didn't you buy that thing at the shelter?" Tabes asked Steven. This gave him an idea: He pulled out his pet certificate and ran towards the rabbit.
"Three days ago, I bought Phoebe at the shelter for two dollars." He handed Mr. Harriman the certificate. "If you take her, you're stealing."
"Aliens are all about rules." Said Tabes. Harriman glanced at the woman.

"Have we met?" He asked.
"CIA. Aberdale, Arizona. 1995."
"Oh yes, you were in high school back then! Take note of this." Harriman picked up Phoebe.
"This creature has been sentenced to life in exile, where she will live out here..." Harriman freed Phoebe. "On Earth. As caretakers of Ms. Phoebe, this family is now under official protection of the United Galactic Federation."
"This won't be easy to explain back at the police station." Said Tabes.
"I know what you mean." Agreed Harriman. "Don't let those two get on my ship." He was referring to Dexter and Eddward. The carrot-shaped spaceship soon departed.
"CIA?" Asked Evan.
"Former." Dana responded. "Saved the planet once by convincing an alien race that horseflies were an endangered species. Now about your house."
And so, Steven's house got rebuilt to support a bigger family, Phoebe, Dexter, and Double D became official members of the Universe family, Steven went to a real school, Fionna and Evan became an official couple, and they lived happily ever after.
The End
Author's Note: Aberdale was the main location in the underappreciated Cartoon Network series Clarence.

Well, another story is completed. Next month, to accommodate the release of The Incredibles 2, I decided to do the Top 10 Best and Worst Animated Sequels. I will begin with the Worst on June 8th.

Steven and Phoebe Chapter 15

The four of them were now on a motorcycle to find the space ship.
"I had to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!" Said Double D.
"Oh, you too?" Went Dexter, while Phoebe chuckled. When they finally found the ship, Phoebe gasped in amazement.
"What? You think we walked here?" Asked Dexter rhetorically. It was time to rescue Steven!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, on Mojo Jojo's ship, Steven was looking at the picture Phoebe gave him. He was then surprised to see Phoebe in a large, purple ship. Phoebe waved to Steven, and Steven waved back.
Mojo Jojo called Mr. Harriman through an intergalactic radio. "Mr. Harriman?"
"Yes, Mr. Mojo?"
"I am proud to say that Experiment 2-1-3 is..." He was interrupted with a horn honk from a giant spaceship. In the window was Phoebe.
"I'll call you back." Mojo hung up the phone and chased Phoebe and the gang in between a mountain.
"Do you know what you're doing?" Evan asked Dexter.
"Don't worry, we're professionals." Phoebe put the belt buckle in her mouth.
"Get that out of your mouth!" Said Dexter. Mojo started shooting the purple ship, one of the shots pierced through the roof. When the timing was right, Phoebe jumped out of the van and landed on Mojo's ship. She started scratching on Steven's capsule cell, but Mojo managed to notice her. He faced both engines in front of  Phoebe and blasted her off his ship.
"Phoebe!" Shouted Steven. Phoebe bounced off hills and landed head first into the street.
"Computer," Mojo said. "Confirm the location of 2-1-3!"
"2-1-3 located." It said.
"Let's finish this." Said Mojo.
The frog that Phoebe first encountered hopped on her head, waking her up. She picked up the frog and dodged a shot from Mojo.
"Don't leave me, okay?" Pleaded Steven.
"Okay." She said, putting the frog down. A gasoline truck drove by, so Phoebe kicked the driver out of the truck and drove it to a local circus. With Mojo on her tail, she grabbed a cannon and placed it in the truck.

"Stupid head." Phoebe said as she got in the cannon, with soon blew up along with the truck, sending her flying into the window of Mojo's ship.

"You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!" He yelled, trying to crush Phoebe.
"Also cute and fluffy!" She responded, grabbing Mojo's arm and throwing the ape out the window. Phoebe went to Steven's capsule and freed him.
"I knew you would come back for me." He said.
"Nobody gets left behind." She responded. Phoebe jumped off the ship with Steven in her arms, and the ship blew up. Smoke covered the skies, but Dexter and Double D's ship made it out.
"Good kitty." Steven said to Phoebe, who was holding onto Mojo Jojo. The ship was now near the water, creating a tidal wave that got Fionna off her board.
"Hey,  Fionna!" Steven said to her. "Can you guide us to shore?" She saw the two brothers, Phoebe, and the three other aliens.
"Sure." She said. "But I have to make three trips."

Steven and Phoebe Chapter 14

Meanwhile, in the Beach City Plaza, Evan exited Mr. Utonium's store.
"Thank you very much!" He said. "I promise not to be late tomorrow morning!"
Suddenly, a fire truck drove down the street.
"Please don't turn left." Evan pleaded. It turned left. He rushed back home to see what was happening: Their house was destroyed!
"And one had a giant eye in the middle of his face!" Steven told Tabes. He put Steven in the car while he was confronting Evan.
"You don't understand, he needs me!" Evan begged Tabes.
"Is THIS what he needs?!" Shouted Tabes. While the officer and teenager were bickering, Steven exited the car and ran away.
Steven ran into Phoebe in the woods. She handed Steven the photo, but it was scorched from the explosion.
"You ruined everything." He said. Phoebe decided to show him her true form.
"You're one of them?" Said Steven. He pushed Phoebe.
"Get out of here, Phoebe." Suddenly, a net captured them both. It was Mojo Jojo!
"Ha-ha!" He said triumphantly, emptying the net in a glass capsule. "I thought you were gonna be hard to catch. And look, I even caught you a little snack."
Mojo was pointing to Steven. "Now you're all buckled up for the trip." He attached the capsule to the back of his ship. Phoebe managed to escape by squeezing out of the capsule, but since Steven has no superpowers, he couldn't escape.
When Phoebe landed, Evan whacked her with a branch.
"Talk." He said. "I know you can."
"Okay, okay." Replied Phoebe, but Evan whacked her again.
"Where's Steven?" He demanded.
Before Phoebe could tell Evan where Steven is, Dexter pounced on Phoebe.
“Ha-ha! I finally caught you!" Said Dexter.
"You're under arrest! Read her the rights!" Said Double D.
"Now listen carefully." Dexter told Phoebe, and he rubbed her against a tree.
"Hello, Galactic Command?" Double D called on his phone. "Experiment 2-1-3 is in custody."
"Where is Steven?" Evan commanded.
Dexter replied with "Uh, we don't know anyone by the name of..."
"Steven! He's a young boy, 10 years old, with black hair and hangs out with that thing!"
"Sorry, we can't help you." Answered Double D. "That would be against our policy, mister."
"You see..." Said Dexter. "We are only here for her." He pointed to Phoebe, who was handcuffed.
"Look on the bright side" Eddward told Evan. "At least you won't have anyone to yell at, anymore." The three aliens slowly walked away, while Evan fell to the ground crying. Phoebe walked to Evan and told him about mish maha.
"Mish maha means family,” Said Phoebe. “And family means..."
Evan joined Phoebe. "Nobody gets left behind."
"Or forgotten." She finished. Phoebe asked Dexter in an alien language if he could help her rescue Steven.
"WHAT?" Screamed Dexter. "After all we've been through, you expect me to help you like that? JUST LIKE THAT?!?"
"Uh-huh." Responded Phoebe.
"Fine." Replied Dexter.
"What are we doing?" Asked Double D.
"Rescue mission." Answered Dexter.
"Are you serious?"
"She can be very persuasive."

Steven and Phoebe Chapter 13

The next morning, Phoebe was still in the woods with her book open. Suddenly, she heard something in the bushes: It was Dexter, and he was holding a plasma cannon!
"Don't run." He said. "Don't make me shoot you. You were very expensive." He was scaring Phoebe.
"I'm waiting." She said.
"For what?" Dexter asked.
"For family." She replied.
"Ah, you don't have one. I created you."
"Maybe, I could..."
"You were built to destroy. You will never belong. Now come quietly and we'll depart."
Phoebe ran back to Steven's house.
"No, don't run!" Shouted Dexter. He chased after Phoebe.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, at the Universe residence, Evan was waiting for Tabes to pick up Steven. He saw Steven walk slowly out of his room.
"Good morning, Steven." Evan said to Steven. "I didn't hear you wake up. Where's Phoebe?"
"She ran away." Said Steven in a mournful tone. "It's good that she ran away. She never wanted to be here anyway."
"Steven," Said Evan in a fatherly tone. "Sometimes we have to let go of things for the better." Their conversation was cut short when Evan heard a knock on the front door. He was afraid it would be Tabes.
"Evan!" It was Fionna. "I think I found the right job for you! It's at Old Man Utonium's store, but we have to be quick!"
"Thinks are finally turning around!" Said Evan. "Steven, be a good boy and stay home." Evan and Steven ran out the store to the Beach City Plaza.
"How can I repay you, Fionna?" Asked Evan.
"How does a date sound?" She replied. As soon as they left, Phoebe made it back to Steven's house, with Dexter following her.
"Phoebe?" Asked Steven upon her arrival. "What is it?" Phoebe gestured her to be quiet. Dexter made it into Steven's house.
"Hiding behind your friend won't work anymore!" He said. "Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules."
Phoebe placed Steven in the kitchen so he wouldn't get hurt. Dexter shot a plasma ball at Phoebe, but she managed to grab it. It was hot, so she threw it at Dexter's face, knocking him into a record player. Betty and the Jets started playing.
"Oh, I love this song!" Replied Dexter.
"What are we going to do?" Asked Steven. He and Phoebe went to the garage to implant a stink bomb in Voodoo Guy.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Said Dexter, trying to find Phoebe. Suddenly, a roller skate with Voodoo Guy strapped on was pushed towards Dexter. "What the?" He said, until the doll exploded. Phoebe was walking on the ceiling of the kitchen, the same room where Dexter landed.
"C'mon, what's the big deal?" Asked Dexter. Phoebe spoke in a language hard to decipher.
"I can put you back together again." Replied Dexter, grabbing some plates. "I will make you taller and not so fluffy."
"I like fluffy!" Said Phoebe. Dexter was throwing plates at the ceiling, trying to hit Phoebe, and they broke through the roof.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Outside the house, Eddward was horrified with what was going on inside.
"No!!!" He shouted.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dexter made a hole in the roof from trying to hit Phoebe with plates. Before she fell down to the floor, Phoebe muttered something again in an alien language.
"Leave my mother out of this!" Replied Dexter. When he walked over to the pile of rubble, Steven ran to Dexter and whacked him with a newspaper.
"No!" He shouted. Phoebe then came out of the rubble and threw Dexter through a glass window.
"Quick, follow me!" Said Steven, about to open the back door, but when he opened the door, Double D appeared and said "You're alive!"
"They're all over the place!" Steven yelled, as he shut the door. Suddenly, Dexter came into the door holding a large Swiss Army knife.
"Running away?" He asked. "Here, let me stop you!" Double D opened the door to stop Dexter, but closed it to avoid getting skewered.
"You always get in the way!" Yelled Dexter.
"Where's the boy?" Asked Eddward. Steven was calling Dana Tabes about the situation going on at his house.
"Hello, Dana Tabes?" He said. "Aliens are attacking my house."
"No, we're not aliens!" Shouted Double D, as he ran to the phone. Suddenly, Phoebe broke through the wall holding a car.
"Blue punch buggie!" She said, whacking Dexter with the car, sending him flying to Evan's room, destroying his Samurai Jack poster. "No punch back!" Phoebe threw the car at Dexter.
"They want my cat!" Steven said to Tabes.
"There's no need to alert the authorities!" Screamed Double D. He took the phone and said "Everything's under control."
"Steven, who was that?" Asked Tabes.
"Oh good, my cat found the chainsaw." Replied Steven.
"Steven! Don't hang up!" Commanded Tabes, but Steven dropped the phone. Phoebe held the chainsaw above her head, laughing maniacally. She was about to attack Dexter, but he threw a toilet plunger at her head. When she fell down, Phoebe saw the plasma cannon and fired it, but Dexter clogged it with a tangelo.
"You shouldn't play with guns." Said Dexter. Phoebe gave the gun back to Dexter.
"I remember, it's your birthday!" Said Dexter, giving the gun back to Phoebe.
"Merry Christmas!" Said Phoebe, giving it back to Dexter.
"It's not Christmas." Said Dexter.
"Happy Hanukkah!" Said Phoebe. While she and Dexter continuously passed the gun back and forth, Double D grabbed Steven and ran out of the house.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"This isn't going to end well!" Said Double D.
"But what about Phoebe?" Steven asked.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
When the game of hot potato ended, Dexter held the overloaded gun with victory and said "Ha-ha! I win!" Then the gun exploded and destroyed the house.

Author's Note: Old Man Utonium happens to be Professor Utonium, from The PowerPuff Girls (the original series, not the reboot).

Evan has a Samurai Jack poster in his bedroom like how Nani had a Mulan poster in her bedroom.

The tangelo is a nod to the hilarious Billy and Mandy episode 'Attack of the Clowns', in which Billy becomes afraid of clowns. At one point, a tangelo salesman tells Billy that clowns hate tangelos, and Billy puts tangelos all over his body.