When Steven, Phoebe, and Evan made it home, Steven asked Evan "Benson fired you, didn't he?"
"Nah." Replied Evan. "He's a vampire and he wants me to join his legion of the undead." Steven laughed.
"This is going to be a great home, Phoebe!" Said Steven. as they walked into the house. Steven grabbed a pillow.
"See? It's comfy." He said. Phoebe grabbed the pillow and started ripping it.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Yelled Evan.
"Be careful of the little angel!" Pleaded Steven.
"It's not an angel Steven. I don't even know if it's a cat." Said Evan. As the two brothers were talking, Phoebe rolled into a ball and rolled into the kitchen. She pulled out a drawer of utensils and spilled them out. She then grabbed the blender, turned it on, and took off the lid.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Asked Steven. "Stop that, Phoebe!" Juice spilled everywhere. Evan grabbed Phoebe and the alien cat started to struggle.
"Look at her, Steven." Said Evan. "She's obviously mutated from something else. We have to bring her back."
"She's an orphan and we adopted her!" Begged Steven. "What about mish maha?"
"She hasn't been here that long!"
"That doesn't matter! Mom said mish maha means family. And family means..."
"Nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten." Evan finished. "I hate it when you use mish maha against me." Steven and Evan blew each other raspberries.
Phoebe finally escaped Evan's grip. "Don't worry, you can sleep next to me." Said Steven, as he and Phoebe ran upstairs, while Evan collapsed on the couch.
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When the two made it to Steven's room, Phoebe sniffed around.
"Look how curious the kitty is!" Said Steven. "This is your bed, and this is your dolly and bottle." Steven showed Phoebe a box with Voodoo Guy and a baby bottle in it.
"I filled it with coffee." He said. Phoebe snatched the bottle and drank it.
"Good kitty, now get into bed." He said. However, Phoebe tripped Steven and climbed up to his bed.
"Hey, that's mine!" Steven said, while Phoebe relaxed on a pillow and continued drinking the bottle.
"Down!" Steven commanded. Phoebe trapped Steven with a pillow and noticed a photo from where the pillow was. She dropped the bottle and picked up the photo.
"Be careful with that!" Steven yelled. "Don't touch this! Don't ever touch this!" Steven placed the photo back under the pillow, but then Phoebe started chewing on Voodoo Guy.
"No, he's recovering from surgery!" Phoebe then started scratching a drawing of Elton John.
"No, that's from my pink period!" Yelled Steven. He placed a flower necklace on Phoebe.
"You wreck everything you touch." Steven said to Phoebe. "Why don't you make something for a change?" Phoebe started to build a city out of books, toys, and boxes.
"Wow. Endsville." Replied Steven.
Phoebe then took Steven's lamp of a periwinkle-colored four-armed woman and pulled off the lamp shade. She pretended to be a Japanese movie monster and started knocking down buildings.
"Eek, save me!" Phoebe squeaked, as she put a toy car in her mouth.
"No more caffeine for you." Replied Steven.
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Meanwhile, Dexter and Eddward were once again spying on Phoebe.
"This little boy is wasting his time." Dexter said. "2-1-3 can't ignore her destructive programming." While Dexter was continuing to watch Phoebe wreck havoc, Double D noticed a horsefly on his left arm.
"Look!" He said. "A horsefly has chosen me as her perch. She's magnificent." Suddenly another horsefly landed on him. "Look, another one. And another one! Why there's a whole swarm!" Edd's body started being covered with horseflies. "They love me! Now they're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Nah." Replied Evan. "He's a vampire and he wants me to join his legion of the undead." Steven laughed.
"This is going to be a great home, Phoebe!" Said Steven. as they walked into the house. Steven grabbed a pillow.
"See? It's comfy." He said. Phoebe grabbed the pillow and started ripping it.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Yelled Evan.
"Be careful of the little angel!" Pleaded Steven.
"It's not an angel Steven. I don't even know if it's a cat." Said Evan. As the two brothers were talking, Phoebe rolled into a ball and rolled into the kitchen. She pulled out a drawer of utensils and spilled them out. She then grabbed the blender, turned it on, and took off the lid.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Asked Steven. "Stop that, Phoebe!" Juice spilled everywhere. Evan grabbed Phoebe and the alien cat started to struggle.
"Look at her, Steven." Said Evan. "She's obviously mutated from something else. We have to bring her back."
"She's an orphan and we adopted her!" Begged Steven. "What about mish maha?"
"She hasn't been here that long!"
"That doesn't matter! Mom said mish maha means family. And family means..."
"Nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten." Evan finished. "I hate it when you use mish maha against me." Steven and Evan blew each other raspberries.
Phoebe finally escaped Evan's grip. "Don't worry, you can sleep next to me." Said Steven, as he and Phoebe ran upstairs, while Evan collapsed on the couch.
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When the two made it to Steven's room, Phoebe sniffed around.
"Look how curious the kitty is!" Said Steven. "This is your bed, and this is your dolly and bottle." Steven showed Phoebe a box with Voodoo Guy and a baby bottle in it.
"I filled it with coffee." He said. Phoebe snatched the bottle and drank it.
"Good kitty, now get into bed." He said. However, Phoebe tripped Steven and climbed up to his bed.
"Hey, that's mine!" Steven said, while Phoebe relaxed on a pillow and continued drinking the bottle.
"Down!" Steven commanded. Phoebe trapped Steven with a pillow and noticed a photo from where the pillow was. She dropped the bottle and picked up the photo.
"Be careful with that!" Steven yelled. "Don't touch this! Don't ever touch this!" Steven placed the photo back under the pillow, but then Phoebe started chewing on Voodoo Guy.
"No, he's recovering from surgery!" Phoebe then started scratching a drawing of Elton John.
"No, that's from my pink period!" Yelled Steven. He placed a flower necklace on Phoebe.
"You wreck everything you touch." Steven said to Phoebe. "Why don't you make something for a change?" Phoebe started to build a city out of books, toys, and boxes.
"Wow. Endsville." Replied Steven.
Phoebe then took Steven's lamp of a periwinkle-colored four-armed woman and pulled off the lamp shade. She pretended to be a Japanese movie monster and started knocking down buildings.
"Eek, save me!" Phoebe squeaked, as she put a toy car in her mouth.
"No more caffeine for you." Replied Steven.
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Meanwhile, Dexter and Eddward were once again spying on Phoebe.
"This little boy is wasting his time." Dexter said. "2-1-3 can't ignore her destructive programming." While Dexter was continuing to watch Phoebe wreck havoc, Double D noticed a horsefly on his left arm.
"Look!" He said. "A horsefly has chosen me as her perch. She's magnificent." Suddenly another horsefly landed on him. "Look, another one. And another one! Why there's a whole swarm!" Edd's body started being covered with horseflies. "They love me! Now they're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
Author's Notes: The 'periwinkle-colored four-armed woman' is Opal, a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl in Steven Universe.
I
know that Rose Quartz is a Gem herself, but in this story, she's a
human, too. Also, of all the Gems introduced in the show to date, Rose
is the most human of them all.
Endsville was the main location of the controversial Cartoon Network series The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Endsville was the main location of the controversial Cartoon Network series The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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