Author’s Note: This story takes place AU, meaning Alternate Universe. All the characters on Earth will be human and all the space characters will remain the same as they were before, but two will be changed into aliens.
Viewmaster © William Gruber.
Elton John © Rocket Music Entertainment Group.
Adventure Time © Cartoon Network and Pendleton Ward. Gender-bent characters and Flame Princess created by Natasha Allegri.
Ed, Edd n Eddy © Cartoon Network. Created by Danny Antonucci.
Dexter's Laboratory, We Bare Bears, Steven Universe, Clarence, Regular Show, Samurai Jack, The PowerPuff Girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Robot Jones, Cow and Chicken, and all related material © Cartoon Network Studios.
Looney Tunes © Warner Bros. A Time Warner Company.
Zumba © Alberto "Beto" Perez.
Lilo & Stitch © Disney.
Zumba © Alberto "Beto" Perez.
Lilo & Stitch © Disney.
Evan Universe, Spike the Lionfish, and Voodoo Guy © Me.
When the words are in italic, in means the characters are singing.
I would like to dedicate this story to Christine Cavanagh, the original voice of Dexter. She passed away in December 2014 from throat cancer.
When the words are in italic, in means the characters are singing.
I would like to dedicate this story to Christine Cavanagh, the original voice of Dexter. She passed away in December 2014 from throat cancer.
On the planet Turner, there was a court going on. A giant rabbit walked up to the stand and said "Read the charges."
"Professor Dexter Tartovsky." Said a gorilla with a brain in a glass dome on his head. "You are accused of illegal genetic experimentation."
"We believe you actually created something." Said the rabbit, Mr. Harriman.
"Created something?" Said Dexter, a small pink grub-like alien. "My experiments are only theoretical! Why I'd never, ever..." Suddenly, a large spaceship entered the room and ejected a capsule. When it landed, the capsule broke, revealing a small orange cat-like creature with four arms, a big fluffy head, and long hairs on her back.
"Make more than one." Dexter finished.
"And what do you call that?" Asked Harriman.
"It's a beginning of a new species!" Exclaimed Dexter. "I call her Experiment 2-1-3. She is bullet-proof, explosion-proof, and can think smarter than a supercomputer! She can see through the dark and lift objects 1,000 times her size! Her only instinct is to destroy everything she touches!" Dexter laughed maniacally.
"So it is a monster." Replied Harriman.
"But just a little one." Said Dexter.
"It's a confront to nature!” Said the gorilla. “It must be destroyed."
"Maybe it can be reasoned with, Mr. Mojo." Said Mr. Harriman. "Miss 2-1-3, can you show us any evidence that you are good?" 2-1-3 responded with a naughty joke in some alien language. The audience gasped, Robot Jones vomited, and Harriman said "So naughty!"
"I didn't teach her that." Said Dexter.
"Place that idiot scientist under arrest!" Shouted Mojo Jojo.
"I prefer evil genius!" Said Dexter, before being sucked into a tube.
"As for the abomination, it has no purpose in life." Said Harriman. “Mr. Mojo, bring her to her prison chamber. We’re sending her to a desert asteroid.”
Author's Notes: Planet Turner is named after Turner Entertainment, the parent company of Cartoon Network.
Robots Jones was the protagonist of the obscure series from Cartoon Network Studios 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?', which was about a robot attending high school and had a habit of blowing up.
"Professor Dexter Tartovsky." Said a gorilla with a brain in a glass dome on his head. "You are accused of illegal genetic experimentation."
"We believe you actually created something." Said the rabbit, Mr. Harriman.
"Created something?" Said Dexter, a small pink grub-like alien. "My experiments are only theoretical! Why I'd never, ever..." Suddenly, a large spaceship entered the room and ejected a capsule. When it landed, the capsule broke, revealing a small orange cat-like creature with four arms, a big fluffy head, and long hairs on her back.
"Make more than one." Dexter finished.
"And what do you call that?" Asked Harriman.
"It's a beginning of a new species!" Exclaimed Dexter. "I call her Experiment 2-1-3. She is bullet-proof, explosion-proof, and can think smarter than a supercomputer! She can see through the dark and lift objects 1,000 times her size! Her only instinct is to destroy everything she touches!" Dexter laughed maniacally.
"So it is a monster." Replied Harriman.
"But just a little one." Said Dexter.
"It's a confront to nature!” Said the gorilla. “It must be destroyed."
"Maybe it can be reasoned with, Mr. Mojo." Said Mr. Harriman. "Miss 2-1-3, can you show us any evidence that you are good?" 2-1-3 responded with a naughty joke in some alien language. The audience gasped, Robot Jones vomited, and Harriman said "So naughty!"
"I didn't teach her that." Said Dexter.
"Place that idiot scientist under arrest!" Shouted Mojo Jojo.
"I prefer evil genius!" Said Dexter, before being sucked into a tube.
"As for the abomination, it has no purpose in life." Said Harriman. “Mr. Mojo, bring her to her prison chamber. We’re sending her to a desert asteroid.”
Author's Notes: Planet Turner is named after Turner Entertainment, the parent company of Cartoon Network.
Robots Jones was the protagonist of the obscure series from Cartoon Network Studios 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?', which was about a robot attending high school and had a habit of blowing up.
Phoebe's original name, 2-1-3, is named after the air date of the first episode she appeared in, Incidium, which aired on February 13th, 2012.
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