Later that day, Mayor Winddancer holds an audition to see who should be his assistant mayor.
"Attention, Zootopians!" He said as he read from notes written on his hooves. "I am in need of an assistant mayor, so I need one of you to support the city, assist with policy development, oversee specific departments, and most importantly, represent me at public events! Any mammal who has an IQ level of 175 is more than eligible!" Soon, pigs, elephants, wolves, crocodiles (but not Terrence), rats, and even an Amazon river dolphin in a mobile tank pushed by a Javan rhino lined up to see if they had what it took to be assistant mayor. While he was flying, Floyd noticed the line of animals. He descended to the ground to see what the commotion was about.
"What's the line for?" He asked.
"Winddancer is holding an audition for who will be his assistant mayor!" Said a rat.
"An assistant mayor?" The raven asked.
"He or she helps out the mayor with various jobs." Answered a dingo. "Unlike that no-good Smell-wether! She wanted to dart every predator in Zootopia so she could start a race war!"
"A mayor's like a leader, right?" Floyd asked.
"Basically." Said the Javan rhino.
"Reminds me of when I still worked with Nolan." Floyd thought to himself. "I'll see if I can apply for the job. Hope he's nicer than Nolan." He flew into City Hall to meet Winddancer face-to-face, who was talking to a pangolin.
"I may be skittish," He said. "But I was the smartest in my high school class! Look at these report cards!" He pulled out a report card to show Winddancer straight As.
"Really?" Asked Brian. "Then what is 13 times 379?"
"4,927." Floyd answered. Immediately, Winddancer punched the numbers in the calculator app on his phone, and was astonished to find out that Floyd was right!
"Do you have an IQ of 175?" Asked the horse.
"I don't know." Floyd replied. "Maybe?"
"Let's see about that. Canary Island is located below which Zootopia location?"
"Outback Island."
"Correct! And are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Fruit, I believe."
"Correct! Are platypuses birds or mammals?"
"What's a platypus?" The pangolin pulled up a picture of a platypus on his phone.
"Let's see." Said Floyd. "It doesn't seem to have wings or feathers, so it must be a mammal. Like the echindas on Canary Island."
"Correct!" Shouted Winddancer. "True or false: Zootopia has always been a mammal-exclusive city."
"There seem to be reptiles running around, so I guess I'll say no."
"Correct again! In fact, Zootopia started out as a mammal AND reptile city, but when Agnes Desnake, who also invented the Weather Wall, was framed for poisoning the Lynxley family maid, they were practically banished! And Reptile Ravine, where they all lived, was buried in snow!"
"Speaking of which," Said the pangolin. "I think I'll go to Reptile Ravine. I bet they'll have a job for me." The pangolin grabbed his report cards and scurried out of City Hall.
"Last question, though I doubt you'll get this right." Said Brian. "Being new here and all. Who was responsible for turning Zootopia's predators savage last year: Leodore Lionheart or Dawn Bellewether?"
Upon hearing this, Floyd remembered that a dingo told him about someone named Smell-wether. Perhaps Smellwether was Bellewether's derogatory nickname!
"Uh, Bellewether?" Floyd guessed.
"Correct!" Shouted Winddancer. "Congradulations! You have the honor of being my assistant mayor! By the way, what's your name?"
"My name is Floyd." Said the raven.
"Well, Floyd." Said Winddancer. "You shall sign paperwork soon. And if you want to know how I knew all that trivia, I was a teacher for one of my movies: School of Flock. Want an autograph?"
"What's an autograph?" Asked Floyd.
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Meanwhile, Nolan woke up in a prison cell. He was in Cliffside Asylum, located in Zootopia's Rainforest District.
"Where am I?" He asked himself.
"You're in Cliffside Asylum, bro." Said a hyena in another cell. "The most secure prison in the world. There's no escaping the place!" Nolan tried flying out of the prison, but he couldn't. His wings were clipped.
"Looks like you're stuck here." Said Bellewether, who was in a cell right across from Nolan. "By the way, are you predator or prey?"
"I'm a mighty bird of prey." Said Nolan. "That means I eat meat, like you."
"Another predator?" Asked Bellewether. "Oh, mutton chops."
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Weeks have passed, and the birds have been integrated into Zootopian society: The hawks (including Cory), eagles, and albatrosses are part of the Zootopia Postal Service, the blue jays, cardinals, and swallows help out at the DMV (especially when the sloths are so slow), the geese, puffins, and boobies dive for lost items that hippos and pinnipeds can't physically pick up, and the ravens curate the History Museum and libraries. Some birds don't like having clothes, so the ones that decided to stay naked stay at the Mystic Spring Oasis with Yax. To make sure the birds didn't crash into buildings, since they can't see glass, hundreds upon thousands of stickers were placed on windows all over the city. As for Nick and Judy, they decided to take a week-long vacation in Bunny Burrow after the whole escapade. They were having a date together at a diner, with Gideon Grey delivering pies for desert.
"You're telling me that when you were a kid," Nick said. "A fox named Gideon Grey not only bullied you, but also scratched your face?"
"Yes." Judy answer. "But luckily, I swept it under the rug. Never let them see through to you."
"That's what I taught you, Carrots." Nick joked. Suddenly, they heard a familiar voice.
"Oh, no. Not you two." It was Paul, a mole who worked at the ZPD. "Whenever you're around, I end up in all sorts of messes, such as being blasted with soda or getting stuck in a doughnut."
"Did you not know?" Judy replied. "I'm from Bunny Burrow. My family owns a successful farm, and that cupcake you're eating? That was made by my former rival Gideon Grey, who also works with my parents!"
"Are you on vacation too, Paul?" Asked Nick.
"For your information," Paul explained. "I moved out of Zootopia to avoid the hectic city life. Now I toil soil for the Jones, and I get paid a lot. Much better than operating computers!" Suddenly, Judy's phone gave an alert sound. It was a text from her dad, Stu.
"Let me see." Judy said as she picked up the phone. "'Hi there, Jude the dude! Remember when I used to call you that? Anyway, I'm here to tell you that two of your friends, Gary and Cory, are here to visit at the Hopps residence. Do you want to pay them a visit?' I'll say yes." Judy typed 'yes' into her phone, and Stu replied 'Great! We'll see you soon!'
"Should we visit Gary and Cory, Carrots?" Nick asked Judy.
"Yes, we should." Judy responded. "But first, we need to finish dinner. Your cicada nuggets are getting cold!"
THE END
Author's Notes: In Zootopia 1, Mayor Lionheart gave Assistant Mayor Bellewether the derogatory nickname of 'Smell-wether'.
School of Flock (like a flock of sheep) is a riff on School of Rock.
When Judy was a kitten, she'd be tormented by a red fox named Gideon Grey, who taunted her for dreaming of being a police officer. Luckily, as an adult, Gideon matured and even teamed up with Judy's parents to deliver pies!
In real life, some houses have stickers that will help birds avoid windows, since they can't see glass.
Well, that concludes Zootopia 3! As for what's next for me, I'll review Transformers One in August, Forgotten Island in September, I Am Frankelda in October, and Hexed in November. When Hexed comes out, be on the look for a new Lilo and Stitch short that will accompany the movie, Lilo and Scratch. Just one question remains regarding the short- Will it have connections to Lilo and Stitch: The Series?