Sunday, December 17, 2023

Movie Review: Chicken Run 2: Dawn of the Nugget

Movie Review: Chicken Run 2: Dawn of the Nugget                                                                 12-15-23

Set some time after the escape from Tweedy’s farm, Ginger and Rocky now have a fledgling of their own: An energetic free-spirited daughter named Molly. Molly yearns for adventure beyond the island they live on, even though humans eat chickens. When Molly escapes the island and gets put on a truck to a new chicken farm, it’s up to Ginger and the gang to rescue Molly before she gets made into chicken nuggets.

Even though Chicken Run 2 has a plot too similar to other animated movies in the market, it makes up for it with outstanding animation, new voice acting that sounds identical to the original, and a score from Harry Gregson-Williams that expertly mixes old music with the new.

Mack has finished building a replica of the new chicken farm.

If I were to complain about one thing, however, I don’t like how Fowler is treated in this movie. In the original film, Fowler served as the foil to Rocky the Lone-Free Ranger. Yes, we would ramble about his RAF days, but he also had some leadership in his giblets. In Chicken Run 2, however, Fowler feels more like a rooster version of Abe Simpson.

Fowler making conversation with a snail.

In conclusion, while nowhere near as outstanding as the original, Chicken Run 2: Dawn of the Nugget is still a lot of fun for those who loved the original or are just big Aardman fans.

Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5

Saturday, December 16, 2023

Pokemon Around the World: Paldea Edition Part 3

 Hi, everyone! With the releases of the Pokémon DLC (downloadable content) The Teal Mask and The Indigo Disk, it would only make sense to do another Pokémon Around the World article. First up are two Pokémon leaked earlier this year, Walking Wake and Iron Leaves!

Walking Wake is an ancestor to Suicune, and is Water/Dragon like Kingdra, Palkia, and Tatsugiri. I distributed this Pokémon to North America, but it went extinct about 100 million years ago.

Next up is Iron Leaves, a futuristic relative to Virizion. This Pokémon is Grass/Psychic like Exeggutor, Celebi, and Calyrex, and is said to slide open trees and boulders. Just like other Future Paradox Pokémon, I made Iron Leaves man-made: Similar to Iron Valiant, it has been designed to fight in hand-to-hand combat.

Next is Dipplin, a new evolution to Applin. After being exposed to a Syrupy Apple, Applin evolves into this odd Pokémon. Despite looking identical to Applin, Dipplin is actually bigger than Applin, since it's actually made of two of them. I imagine that, about 150 years ago, Applin were brought to America by Carnies and had syrup accidentally spilt on them. This caused Applin to evolve into a new Pokémon: Dipplin, since it's an Applin that got dipped in syrup.

Next up are Poltchageist and Sinistcha, Grass/Ghost-Type lookalikes to Sinistea and Polteageist. Polthcageist is basically a small pot of matcha (a Japanese tea),but when exposed to an old Teacup, it evolves into Sinistcha. Since these Pokémon have roots in Japanese lore, I decided to distribute these Pokémon to the Land of the Rising Sun.

Next up are a trio of Legendary Pokémon that managed to defeat the powerful Grass-Type Legendary Ogerpon (more about her later). First up is Okidogi, an ill-tempered Poison/Fighting-Type canine that can pulverize anything with its chain. Because of this, I decided to ban Okidogi.

Next is Munkidori, a Poison/Psychic-Type primate with powerful ESP. Much like Poltchageist and Sinistcha, I distributed Munkidori to Japan.

And last, but not least, is the Poison/Fairy-Type avian Fezandipiti. This Pokémon can scatter pheromones to that can captivate people and Pokémon. I distributed this Pokémon to Australia, since there are quite a few poisonous birds found there.

Next is Ogerpon, a Grass-Type ogre that can be either part Water, Fire, or Rock depending on the mask it wears. It may look scary, but Orgerpon without her mask (yes, it's a female) looks rather cute.

Anyway, I decided to ban this Pokémon because of how dangerous and powerful it can be.

Remember Duraludon, a Steel-Type dragon from Generation 8? Well now, it can evolve into a new Pokemon, Archaludon. This Pokemon is so powerful that it can dig through mountains, and its lasers are also said to be powerful. Because of this, I decided to ban Archaludon.
After learning the new move Dragon Cheer, Dipplin evolves once more into Hydrapple. There are said to be at least seven 'syrpents' living in Hydrapple's apple, with the one popping out being the leader. I decided to distribute this Pokémon to India, where it lives in the country's jungles.
Remember how Suicune had a prehistoric ancestor? Well, it appears that Entei and Raikou have one too! First up is Gouging Fire, an ancestor to Entei that was Fie/Dragon like Reshiram and Turtonator. I distributed this mighty beast to North and South America, where it would hunt Slaking 1 million years ago.

Next is Raging Bolt, an ancient relative of Raikou. While Raikou is pure Electric, Raging Bolt is Electric/Dragon line Zekrom and Dracozolt. Because this Pokémon has the power to destroy everything around it with lightening launched from its fur, I decided to ban Raging Bolt.

Next is Iron Boulder, a futuristic relative to Terrakion. While Terrakion is Rock/Fighting, this Pokémon is Rock/Psychic like Lunatone and Solrock. I distributed Iron Boulder to American rodeos, where it gives a whole new meaning to mechanical bull rides.

Next is Iron Crown, a futuristic relative of Cobalion. This Pokémon is Steel/psychic like Metagross, Bronzong, and Jirachi, and is able to launch shining blades to cut everything around it to pieces. I distributed this Pokémon to major lumberjack companies, in which they use Iron Crown to cut down trees.

Next up is Terapagos, a Legendary Normal-Type turtle that is responsible for the Terastal phenomenon (in which a Pokémon can temporarily change it's Type during battle). With its ability Tera Shell, it has a resistance to every single type. However, this only happens when Terapagos' HP is full. Anyway, I distributed this Pokémon to oceans around the world, though it doesn't stay in one place.

And finally, there's Pecharunt, a Poison/Ghost-Type fruit that can control people and Pokémon with its mochi. In the same fashion as Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, and Keldeo (among others), Pecharunt cannot be caught in the games without, Arceus forbid, hacking. Anyway, I decided to distribute this Pokémon to secluded forests in Japan.

Well, that wraps up Pokemon Around the World for now! Very soon, I will upload my review of Aardman's latest feature film, Chicken Run 2: Dawn of the Nugget!

Saturday, December 2, 2023

New Script Announcement

Any of you familiar with The Animal Show with Stinky and Jake? In case you're not, I'll tell you. The Animal Show was a Muppet show that ran from 1994 to 1998, and was a talk show hosted by a wise polar bear named Jake and a childlike skunk named Stinky.
Each episode would feature two animal guest stars that would share something is common. For example, an owl and an octopus appear in one episode because they have great eyesight. As well as Stinky, Jake, and the numerous guest stars, other characters on The Animal Show include Bunnie Bear, Jake's cousin who serves as a foil to the pessimistic chickenhawk Armstrong....
Tizzy, a CGI honeybee who hosts a quiz twice per episode...
And Yves St. La Roche, who is best described as The Swedish Chef as a cockroach. Unlike the Swedish Chef, however, Yves can actually talk.
Every episode from seasons 1 and 2 have been uploaded onto The Jim Henson Company's YouTube family channel, which will be provided in the link below.
Anyway, I decided to tell you about The Animal Show because I decided to do a reboot season of The Animal Show featuring new animals that have not been featured on the show, such as a poison dart frog, ptarmigan, platypus, and tuatara. For new characters, I'll once again have Emmy Pflugh design them. This reboot season will have 22 episode scripts, but halfway through, I'll take a break to work on another Pokémon project.
The first episode, Chameleon and Flounder, will be uploaded January 4th.

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Movie Review: Wish

Movie Review: Wish                                                                                                                                                               11-22-23  

Wish is about a 17-year-old Afro-Latino girl named Asha. Asha lives in the Mediterranean kingdom of Rosas, where wishes can come true. However, King Magnifico has strict rules about which wishes can come true, as he wants to be in control of Rosas. When denied from being Magnifico’s assistant, Asha wishes on a star, which flies down to Earth and gives her goat Valentino the ability to talk. Now, Asha, Valentino, and Star have to journey into Magnifico’s castle to free all the wishes he’s been hogging to himself.

Wish is a movie worthy of Disney’s 100th anniversary with a story that pays tribute and homages to the company’s legacy, animation that shows off its hefty 200-million-dollar budget, a protagonist who sits nicely alongside past heroines, and songs that are perfect for a Broadway adaptation.

Asha meeting Star for the first time.

Wish is also the first Disney movie in over a decade to have a true villain: King Magnifcio. As stated earlier, this guy grants wishes only to those who he thinks needs them. And by that, he doesn’t want to cure people’s illness’s such as lameness. If that wasn’t bad enough, Magnifico is willing to hurt anyone who questions him, including his wife, Queen Amaya. You could say that this king is up there with best animated villains of 2023 alongside Super Fly (Ice Cube’s character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem), Bowser, and even Spot.

If I were to complain about one thing, however, is that I felt that Wish had way too many Disney references. We get it, it's the company's 100th anniversary, but you don't have to cram in references every minute!

See those mugs? They're all named after the Seven Dwarfs.

In conclusion, please see Wish in theaters when you can, regardless of what critics say. With kids being too young to see the latest Hunger Games movie and some adults getting sick of Trolls, Disney’s Wish will be a breath of fresh air.

Rating: 3.6 stars out of 5

I’m aware that, at the moment, Wish doesn’t have the best ratings on Rotten Tomatoes and iMDb, but for someone who’s been reviewing movies for eight years now, I have advice to give to each and every one of you: Be your own critic! Just because someone says something negative about a movie you have high hopes on seeing doesn’t mean you should avoid it. If there’s a movie you want to see, whether it’s in theaters or on streaming, go see it. There are at least six (soon to be nine) movies in my DVD and Blu-Ray collection that have a rating lower than 60% on Rotten Tomatoes, and does that stop me from enjoying them? No way! That’s why I implore all of you to let out your inner critic and express the movies and shows you love openly, whether it’s online or in person.

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Movie Review: Wonderstruck

Movie Review: Wonderstruck                                                                                                  10-12-23

Ben and Rose are children from two different eras who secretly wish their lives were different. Ben wishes for the father he never knew, while Rose dreams of a mysterious actress whose life she chronicles in a scrapbook. When Ben discovers a puzzling clue in his home and Rose reads an enticing headline in the newspaper, both children are out on quests that unfold with mesmerizing symmetry.

Was I wonder-struck by Wonderstruck? Yes and no: While the movie has outstanding production design, a timeless feel, and a great score from Carter Burwelll, this movie suffers from a confusing plot and an abnormally long running time (nearly two hours in length).

One thing that makes Wonderstruck stand out from other movies is how both Rose and Ben are, in fact, deaf. Rose was born deaf, while Ben lost his hearing after getting hit with lightning. Ben’s new friend Jamie can communicate with him by writing on his notepad.

Rose’s story is set in the 1920s, so there’s no color and, more importantly, no sound. Ben’s story, meanwhile, takes place in the 70s with a post-Beatnik aesthetic. I personally find Ben’s story more engaging because not just because there’s sound and color, but also because it was more interesting. I personally didn’t care for Rose’s story, and I feel that it could’ve been edited out entirely.

In conclusion, Wonderstruck is a serviceable film, but it obviously doesn’t measure up to the Pixar masterpiece Coco, which was released around the same time.

Rating: 3.3 stars out of 5.

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Movie Review: Nimona

Movie Review: Nimona                                                                                                                  7-10-23

Nimona tells the story of supervillain named Ballister Blackheart, an ex-knight with a bionic arm. One day, he hires a new sidekick named Nimona, a mischievous shapeshifting teenager who yearns to hurt others for pleasure. Ballister and Nimona go on a mission to clear his name and get revenge on the deceitful Director.

Nimona is clearly an Academy Award nominee for Best Animated Feature with a story that stays true to the source material, animation that you won’t believe was done by the same people who worked on Ice Age, engaging three-dimensional characters, and a positive message about treating others as you want to be treated.

In a similar fashion Zootopia and The Bad Guys, both Ballister and Nimona don’t like how people seem them. Nimona doesn’t want to be viewed as a girl or a monster: They’re Nimona.

Is it me, or does Nimona here look like an extra from Zootopia?

There’s also a lot of LGBTQ representation in the movie, almost as much as Steven Universe and The Owl House. For example, Ballister has both a grudge and a crush on the kingdom’s hero, the gold-covered Ambrosius Goldenloin.

If there’s one thing I have to nitpick, however, it would be how Nimona themselves looks in the movie. The graphic novels depict Nimona as a plus-size character, but in the movie, they’re a lot skinnier. Here's Nimona in the movie...

And here's Nimona from the original strips! Why does she look different?

In conclusion, Nimona is still one of the best animated movies of the year so far, and I’m happy Netflix revived the project. It would be a miracle upon miracles if someone were to revive the cancelled DreamWorks film BOO: Bureau of Otherworldly Observations.

However, I do have a warning to those parents reading this: This movie is not meant for single-digit kids, as there’s a good amount of violence.

Rating: 4 stars out of 5

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Top 100 Disney Toons

 Hi, everybody! As promised, here are the 100 Disney Toons that got nominated for the Disney100 FanCon celebration!

  1. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

  2. Mickey Mouse

  3. Pluto

  4. Goofy

  5. Three Little Pigs (The Three Little Pigs)

  6. Donald Duck

  7. Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

  8. The Seven Dwarfs (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

  9. Pinocchio (Pinocchio)

  10. Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)

  11. Dumbo (Dumbo)

  12. Bambi (Bambi)

  13. Thumper (Bambi)

  14. Cinderella (Cinderella)

  15. Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

  16. Tinkerbell (Peter Pan)

  17. Lady (Lady and the Tramp)

  18. Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

  19. Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather (Sleeping Beauty)

  20. Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians)

  21. Ludwig Von Drake

  22. Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh)

  23. Mowgli (The Jungle Book)

  24. Baloo (The Jungle Book)

  25. Bagheera (The Jungle Book)

  26. Piglet (Winnie the Pooh)

  27. Tigger (Winnie the Pooh)

  28. Bernard and Bianca (The Rescuers)

  29. Scrooge McDuck (DuckTales)

  30. Huey, Dewey, and Louie (DuckTales)

  31. Chip n Dale (Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers)

  32. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

  33. Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

  34. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

  35. Darkwing Duck (Darkwing Duck)

  36. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

  37. Adam (Beauty and the Beast)

  38. Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast)

  39. Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)

  40. Max Goof (Goof Troop)

  41. Aladdin (Aladdin)

  42. Jasmine (Aladdin)

  43. Genie (Aladdin)

  44. Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

  45. Simba (The Lion King)

  46. Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)

  47. Rafiki (The Lion King)

  48. Goliath (Gargoyles)

  49. Pocahontas (Pocahontas)

  50. Woody (Toy Story)

  51. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)

  52. Hercules (Hercules)

  53. Fa Mulan (Mulan)

  54. Mushu (Mulan)

  55. Tarzan (Tarzan)

  56. Jessie (Toy Stories 2-4)

  57. Kuzco (The Emperor’s New Groove)

  58. Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc)

  59. Sully (Monsters Inc)

  60. Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch)

  61. Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)

  62. Kim Possible (Kim Possible)

  63. Nemo (Finding Nemo)

  64. Marlin (Finding Nemo)

  65. Dory (Finding Nemo)

  66. Bob Parr (The Incredibles)

  67. Helen Parr (The Incredibles)

  68. Remy (Ratatouille)

  69. Phineas and Ferb (Phineas and Ferb)

  70. Giselle (Enchanted)

  71. WALL-E (WALL-E)

  72. EVE (WALL-E)

  73. Carl Frederickson (Up)

  74. Dug (Up)

  75. Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)

  76. Ray (The Princess and the Frog)

  77. Rapunzel (Tangled)

  78. Eugene (Tangled)

  79. Maximus (Tangled)

  80. Pascal (Tangled)

  81. Merida (Brave)

  82. Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

  83. Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

  84. Wreck-it Ralph (Wreck-it Ralph)

  85. Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph)

  86. Anna (Frozen)

  87. Elsa (Frozen)

  88. Olaf (Frozen)

  89. Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6)

  90. Baymax (Big Hero 6)

  91. Joy (Inside Out)

  92. Sadness (Inside Out)

  93. Judy Hopps (Zootopia)

  94. Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

  95. Moana (Moana)

  96. Maui (Moana)

  97. Miguel Rivera (Coco)

  98. Luz Nacoda (The Owl House)

  99. Joe Gardner (Soul)

  100. Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto)

I am so sorry that I didn’t include Aurora, Raya, or Eeyore, as I just wasn't able to include every DIsney character in the countdown. Aurora’s film is too similar to Snow White and Cinderella, Raya’s film is too political and controversial among Southeast Asians, and Eeyore is too similar to Sadness.

I also didn't include Roger Rabbit because, in this world, Roger was created at not Disney, but Maroon Cartoons.

Well, that wraps up Chip n Dale 2: Wrath of Pickles! I won't post anything new until September 1st, but remember to check my Facebook once a week whenever I upload mini-reviews of Disney movies!