Peter Rabbit double feature review

Peter Rabbit double feature review                                                                                                  4-6-24

Based on the children’s books by Beatrix Potter, this movie is about a troublemaking lagomorph named Peter Rabbit. Peter loves to steal vegetables from Mr. McGregor, even if it means getting caught or being threatened to be baked into a pie. One day, Mr. McGregor suddenly dies of a heart attack, so Peter and his family invade his house and have a wild party with fellow predators and prey. When Thomas hears about his uncle’s death, he gets to inherit the house. Unfortunately for Peter, he’s just as friendly as his uncle. Things get worse when Tom develops a crush on the friendly rabbit-loving neighbor Bea, so Peter and his friends decide  to mess around with Tom until he returns to London.

Peter Rabbit is a middling kids movie with a meandering story, outstanding visual effects, a protagonist that can come across as unlikable, and jokes that don’t always land.

They copied a scene from Cinderella!

What makes this movie special is that the animation was done at Animal Logic, the same studio that worked on Happy Feet, The LEGO Movie, and eventually Leo. If you ask me, the animators and modelers did a good job at bring Beatrix Potter’s creations to life.

Other than that, there isn’t much to say about Peter Rabbit. In conclusion, if you want to watch an animals vs humans movie, just stick with Over the Hedge.

In this movie, Bea, Thomas, and the rabbits have made piece as a family. Peter, however, can’t seem to shake his mischievous behavior. Adventuring out of the garden, Peter finds himself on the mean streets of the city where his mischief is appreciated. But when his family is put in danger, Peter must figure out what kind of bunny he wants a to be.

Despite having fantastic animation, Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway still suffers from a meandering story, too many needle drops*, and a tone that once again deviates away from the source material.

Peter offering his siblings a rotten apple.

If there’s one thing I liked about Peter Rabbit 2 other than the animation is the sub-plot with Bea. When she meets Nigel Basil-Jomes, he makes lots of changes, such as having the rabbits in her book wear jeans, play ukuleles, party on the beach, and even visit outer space! It’s a commentary on what happens when someone with a successful property gets too generous on making changes to what was already popular, even when it means tarnishing the brand.

For all those people out there who disliked the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, I dare them to see the Peter Rabbit films, as I believe they’re worse.

Rating (both movies): 2.8 stars out of 5

*For those unfamiliar, needle drop is a slang term for putting pre-existing songs in a movie. DreamWorks and Illumination do it a lot in their films, such as All Star, I’m a Believer, and Livin La Vida Loca in the Shrek films, I Like to Move It in the Madagascar films, Here Comes the Sun in Bee Movie, and You Should be Dancing in Despicable Me.

Tips For Writing Stories

Hi, everyone! It’s my birthday today, and I decided to celebrate by sharing my secrets on how I write stories.

Tip #1. Don’t publish the story until it’s ready.

Don’t you hate it when people write fanfics that are promising, but they turn out to be unfinished? I avoid that with my work by completing the story first, and then publishing it when I know it’s complete.

Tip #2. Make your own website to showcase your story instead of relying on other websites.

It may be tempting to start an account on FanFiction.net or Archive of Our Own, but both websites can have mischievous characters running around. Also, there are strict rules on these websites on what can and can be allowed, so I suggest making your own website with the help of either Blogger, Wordpress, or even SquareSpace!

Tip #3. Write stories about what you’re interested in.

A lot of the stories that I write either feature characters from movies/shows that I like, really like, or even love, or are retellings of old favorites with new characters. That's what I recommend what YOU should write about. What are some of your favorite shows, movies, video games, and books that you want to make fanfics out of?

Tip #4. Write a story spine beforehand.

For those unfamiliar, a story spine is a simple yet powerful storytelling framework, consisting of a series of connected phrases or “spines” that guide the progression of a narrative. Mine are a little different, but this is what story spines usually look like.

These will serve as the guiding point for what will become your story.

Tip #5. Do lots of research.

Similar to how Pixar does a ton of research for their movies, I do lots of research for my stories, no matter what the subject is. For example, for my Finding Dory sequel Finding Bailey, I did lots of research to find out what animals (mostly fish) live in Alaska’s Glacier Bay National Park, California’s Morro Bay, The Great Barrier Reef, and Graham Island, among other places. If you want your story to be as authentic as possible, do lots of research.

Tip #6. Make sure that your story is family-friendly.

There are way too many NSFW (not safe for work) fanfics out there, even if the source material is aimed at kids. That’s why for all my stories, I make sure that they’re suitable for kids at least ages 7-12.

Tip #7. Get tips from friends and family in case you get writer’s block.

As the Muppets put it in the Harry Belefante episode of The Muppet Show, writing can be tough work. In case you’re having trouble writing a chapter or even a few paragraphs, I recommend getting advice from friends on what they think should happen. For The Great Toon War, in which the old Cartoon Network characters and the new Cartoon Network characters go to war to prove which shows were better, I was having trouble on what to do with Finn from Adventure Time. In one chapter, he got hit with Samurai Jack’s sword and got fatally wounded. I was thinking of him getting revived by Steven Universe’s healing saliva, but after getting advice from a friend, I decided not to so it could be more dramatic. Man, I need to rework that story, someday.

And that’s all the advice I can give all of you. I won’t do anything new for a while, but on May 25th, I will review The Garfield Movie! Please let it be good.

On an unrelated note, I rewatched Wish the other day, and looking back, I feel I was too generous on the movie when it was released. Wish isn't as horrible as many people say, but's it's bit of a disappointing way to celebrate Disney's 100th anniversary with a story that feels manufactured, a protagonist that just doesn't measure up to past Disney heroines, too many Disney references, unnecessary side characters (Valentino and the Seven Teens), some misplaced songs, and an underwhelming finale compared to what has happened in the past. It also didn't help that AI was used for the film. Also, in one draft, Star was going to be a humanoid character who would've been a shapeshifter along with a love interest for Asha. He was changed to a star-shaped character not just because he'd be more marketable, but also because they were afraid that he'd be too similar to Genie and Maui.

Luckily, there have been fans all over the web who took it upon themselves to make Wish a worthy film that sits comfortably on the same shelf as the Disney Renaissance and Revival Era films.

Movie Review: Journey to the Center of the Earth

Movie Review: Journey to the Center of the Earth                                                                        3-19-24

This movie is about Trevor Anderson, a volcanologist with a deceased brother named Ben. When his nephew Sean comes over for the weekend, Trevor discovers notes in Ben’s copy of the book A Journey to the Center of the Earth, and the two set off to Iceland. They meet an Icelandic mountain guide named Hannah, who was also the daughter of fellow volcanologist Sigurbjorn Asgeirsson. Hannah points out that Ben was a Vernian, a person who believes whatever Jules Verne wrote was actually true. The three of them head to Mount Sneffels, which Verne believed could lead to the center of the Earth, propelling them into an adventure filled with mine carts, floating rocks, giant mushrooms, and even dinosaurs!

Journey to the Center of the Earth is best described as a better written Strange World: It may not be as good as Indiana Jones, but ‘Journey’ is still a solid film with lots of action, a decent score from Andrew Lockington, visual effects that have aged surprisingly well, and gorgeous sets for the movie’s small 60-million-dollar budget.

Trevor, Sean, and Hannah at the world within the world.

What makes this movie unique for its time was that it was originally released in stereoscopic 3D (which was a fad at the time), and you can see that the filmmakers had a lot of fun playing around with 3D effects.

A 3D model of a razorfish in the movie.

If I were to complain about one thing, I feel that the characters aren’t that interesting. I guess that’s a curse that comes with movies featuring a Brendan Fraser.

In conclusion, even though it’s not the best family movie out there, Journey to the Center of the Earth is still a lot of fun. For those who were disappointed by Strange World, give this movie a shot.

Rating: 3.4 stars out of 5

PS. I changed the rating of Strange World to 3 stars. Sorry, Disney. Perhaps you should green-light more interesting projects like My Peoples or Gigantic.

The Animal Show- Clownfish and Oxpecker Part 2

Jake: And now, let’s see what’s cooking in the kitchen with Yves St. La Roche.

Stinky: Speaking of which, I want to see if I can help him. (runs off to find Yves)

(cuts to Yves in his kitchen)

Yves: Bonjour, bonjour little animals out there! Today, we will be making… (Stinky arrives in the kitchen)

Stinky: Hi, Yves.

Yves: What are you doing here?

Stinky: I want to help around to be symbiotic.

Yves: You’re just in luck, since today, we are making a symbiotic sandwich! First, we grab two slices of wheat bread. (Stinky grabs two slices of bread and gives them to Yves)

Stinky: Here you go!

Yves: This is white bread. I need WHEAT bread! Wheat bread is a darker color.

Stinky: Sorry. (gives Yves two slices of wheat bread)

Yves: Thank you. Now, we need tomato slices. (Stinky gives Yves potatoes) These are potatoes. Tomatoes are red, potatoes are brown.

Stinky: I’m a skunk. I have poor vision, but here you go. (gives Yves tomatoes)

Yves: Now, we need lettuce. (Stinky gives Yves lettuce) Then, some turkey. (Stinky gives Yves a live chicken) This is a chicken!

Stinky: I’m sorry. (the chicken flies off) The only experience I had in the kitchen was helping mom with groceries.

Yves: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! (grabs turkey slices and provolone cheese, grabs the other ingredients, and quickly makes a sandwich) There, a symbiotic sandwich!

Stinky: Looks like a regular sandwich to me.

Yves: It is a regular sandwich, but it is healthy with all five food groups.

Stinky: I better get going. (walks off to see Jake)

(cuts back to Stinky and Jake)

Jake: And now, all the way from Africa…

Stinky: Africa.

Jake: Give it up for Kusai the Oxpecker!

Kusai: Jambo, Stinky. Jambo, Jake.

Stinky: Jambo?

Kusai: That’s Swahili for hello.

Jake: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Kusai. You’re called an oxpecker because you stand on oxen, right?

Kusai: Correct, though we also take rides on zebras, impalas, hippos, rhinos, and giraffes. Here, take a look!

Those are my parents, hitching a ride on a zebra.

Stinky: How do you help the zebra?

Kusai: We eat bugs and arachnids that may harm our hosts, such as ticks, botflies, and mosquitoes. Here, my wife Nala is eating fleas off of a kudu.

Stinky: Wow, that must be cool!

Kusai: However, we may overstay our welcome and start picking at certain areas so much that we may infect wounds and scars!

Stinky: Yikes. Good thing skunks don’t need oxpeckers.

Kusai: I may not be a songbird, but can I sing a song for you guys?

Jake: Sure. And now, here’s Kusai singing ‘The Oxpecker Song’.

Kusai: Have you heard of a bird

Some call the Rhino’s Guard?

We stand on the backs

Of mammals we regard

Symbiosis is the name

Of the friendship we share 

Both benefitting from each other

Our relationship isn’t rare

Many animals treat each other 

With this same respect

For it makes both lives better

And has a positive effect

We oxpeckers lives in Africa

The land of Sahara and grass

Picking parasites and bugs

Off of another animal’s……….. backs!

Jake: Very nice. Anyway, here are Bunnie and Armstrong with the Animal Award!

Bunnie: Today, the award… (Stinky runs into the room)

Stinky: Can I help host today’s Animal Award?

Bunnie: Sure thing, Stinky! Today, the award for the most colorful fish! Could it be… the Moorish idol?

Armstrong: The mandarinfish?

Stinky: The regal tang?

Bunnie: Or the queen angelfish?

And the winner is, the mandarinfish!

Stinky: Wow, that is a colorful fish! Maybe he could be a guest star one of these days.

Jake: Come on, Stinky! You’re gonna miss today’s story!

Stinky: I don’t want to miss that! (runs over to see Jake) What’s the story about today, Jake?

Jake: It’s about a bird called the plover, and he’s also symbiotic. Want to hear the tale?

Stinky: Do I ever!

Jake: Okay. “Once upon a time in Egypt, there was a plover named Ktari. She was flying across the Nile River, until one day, she noticed a crocodile in pain. ‘Ow, ow, ow!’ Bellowed the crocodile. ‘I have an ache in my teeth!’ ‘Is that all?’ Asked Ktari. ‘I’ll help you with that. Open your mouth, and I’ll clean your teeth.’ The crocodile opened his mouth, and Ktari pecked at his teeth until every last germ was gone. ‘Thank you so much, little bird!’ Thanked the crocodile. ‘How could I ever repay you?’ ‘Maybe I could live with you.’ Said Ktari. ‘I used to have a nest, but then a giraffe ate it.’ ‘That’s horrible.’ Said the crocodile. ‘You can live with me. Besides, I need someone to watch over my teeth in case I get them dirty again.’ And so, Ktari decided to live with the crocodile, and they lived happily ever after. The end.”

Stinky: That was a good story, Jake. Was I being symbiotic by helping out with the show?

Jake: For the most part, yes. But next time, you should ask first.

(cut to Armstrong and Bunnie in front of the habitat door)

Bunnie: Okay, Armstrong. It’s Habitat Time! Today, we’re going to Kenya. That’s in Africa.

Armstrong: If I had a quarter for every time we went to Africa, I’d have enough to buy three Choccy Hawkies.

Bunnie: But Armstrong! At least 71 animal species that have appeared on our show have homes in Africa.

Armstrong 71?! Africa must be a popular place.

Bunnie: It is, Armstrong. (opens the door) Let’s go!

Here we are in the Grasslands in Kenya. Here, we have zebras, buffalo, a gazelle, and a baboon.

Armstrong: Why is that zebra rolling around in the dirt?

Bunnie: This helps rub off dead skin and remove parasites, such as fleas and ticks.

Armstrong: Maybe he should wear a flea collar.

That looks like a rhino.

Bunnie: That is a rhino! Rhinos once flourished throughout Africa, Asia, and even Europe, but humans have been killing them for Centuries to rip off their horns to sell them for money.

Armstrong: That’s horrible!

Bunnie: It is, Armstrong. It’s gotten so bad that some rhinos have to have their horns cut off to discourage poachers.

Armstrong: That looks like Swifty.

Bunnie: Swifty?

Armstrong: He was a cheetah in an older episode.

Bunnie: That’s not a cheetah- That’s a leopard!

Armstrong: What’s the difference?

Bunnie: Cheetahs are taller and slender in build compared to a leopard, which is stronger and bulkier. Also, cheetahs and leopards have different-looking spots.

Armstrong: Finally, some birds!

Bunnie: This is a weaverbird. They build nests shaped like little balls that they live in.

Armstrong: I spotted an elephant. Want a peanut?

Bunnie: Armstrong! Wild elephants don’t eat peanuts. They eat grass, fruit, leaves, bark, twigs, and roots.

Armstrong: With all that food, good thing it knows how to back its trunk! (laughs)

Bunnie: And here is a monitor lizard.

Armstrong: A monster lizard?

Bunnie: Monitor lizard, like hall monitor. These are some of the largest lizards in the world, with Nile monitors being seven feet long!

Armstrong: Watch out! Humans are the most dangerous animals out there! My cousin has a couple thousand of them living near his home.

Bunnie: Don’t worry, Armstrong. Humans in Kenya care about the environment, and some even feed the local animals. This human, for example, is throwing a fish at an eagle.

Armstrong: I wish I was an eagle in Africa, then I would have the luxury treatment.

Bunnie: Sorry Armstrong, but we have to get going. We’ve been in Kenya long enough.

(Bunnie and Armstrong leave the desert and head back to the Animal Show studio)

For Habitat Time, it’s Bunnie Bear-

Armstrong: And Armstrong the chickenhawk.

Bunnie: Just back from Kenya.

(Tizzy flies around Stinky and Jake again)

Tizzy: Quiz time!

Jake: And what’s the quiz this time?

Tizzy: Well, here it is! (cuts to the screen below)

Which of these birds also lives in Africa? The cockatoo, the emu, or the hornbill? Give it a think. Back in a buzz!

(Cuts to Stinky and Jake trying to answer the question)

Stinky: I believe it’s the emu.

Jake: Stinky, emus live in Australia. Hornbills live in Africa. We had one as a guest before!

Tizzy: You’re actually right! There are five different kinds of hornbills found in Africa, such as this southern ground hornbill. Bee-lieve it, because it’s true!

Jake: Thanks for the quiz, Tizzy. That's all the time we have today, and until next time, keep seeing the world through the eyes of animals. Bye!

Author's Notes: I don't know if Owen the hippo had a calf, but I imagine he would.

Kusai's wife IS NOT named after Nala from The Lion King; Nala just happens to be Swahili for 'queen'.

I did the math, and at least 71 of the Animal Show guest stars so far (including official and unofficial) have homes in Africa.

I'd like to thank my sister Angela for writing The Oxpecker Song. I was in a real slump that day.

Swifty the Cheetah was a character featured in the Animal Show episode 'Cheetah and Gazelle', in which he and Tommy (a Thompson's gazelle) demonstrated predator and prey. Luckily, Tommy didn't end up getting eaten.

Jake was right: There was a hornbill on The Animal Show before with Hortense the Hornbill, who appeared in the episode "Hornbill and Woodpecker".

Well, that's it for the first half of my Animal Show reboot season. Very soon, I will finally share with you my next Pokemon Region, Pinghei!

The Animal Show- Clownfish and Oxpecker Part 1

Stinky and Jake: Here on the Animal Show.

Here on the Animal Show.

Here on the Animal Show!

Bunnie Bear: From under the ocean, over the clouds, and around the world…

Armstrong the Chickenhawk: Here comes the wild side of wild life.

Bunnie: The Animal Show!

Armstrong: And now, let’s have a wild welcome for your furry friends-

Bunnie: Stinky and Jake!

Stinky and Jake: Now it’s The Animal Show!

Jake: Hello, all you animals out there!

Stinky: I’m Stinky.

Jake: And I’m Jake. And today, we are going to meet the clownfish and the oxpecker, both of which are animals that are symbiotic.

Stinky: What does symbiotic mean?

Jake: Symbiosis, Stinky. It’s when two animals help each other out. For example, a suckerfish may attach itself to a shark to eat the parasites that may harm the shark.

Stinky: Would it be symbiotic for me if I helped around with the show?

Jake: I guess, but we really don’t need your help. (Stinky runs off anyway to the next scene)

Armstrong: And now, it’s time for…

Bunnie and Stinky: That’s amazing!

Bunnie: Stinky, what are you doing here?

Stinky: I’m gonna pop up from time to time to help out with the show.

Bunnie: We’d appreciate it very much! Anyway, for today’s That’s Amazing, we look at an unusual friendship between a hippo and a tortoise: Owen and Mzee!

Stinky: How do they help each other?

Bunnie: Not much, but they have become great friends. Twenty years ago, Owen was separated from his herd by a storm, but humans adopted him, and he immediately bonded with a tortoise named Mzee.

Armstrong: Why is he called Mzee?

Bunnie: Mzee is Swahili for ‘old man’.

Stinky: Are they still friends?

Bunnie: Humans aren’t sure, but from what I heard, I heard he had a calf with another hippo named Cleo.

Armstrong: Now that’s something that will make you say…

Jake: That’s amazing! But where’s Stinky? (Stinky runs back to join Jake)

Stinky: Here I am! And now, from the tropical oceans of the world, here is our first guest Clarence the Clownfish!

(Bunnie carries over Clarence in a glass of water)

Clarence: Hi, Stinky. Hi, Jake.

Jake: I thought clownfish were orange with white stripes.

Clarence: Not all clownfish are orange. Others come in black, red, and white.

Stinky: How are clownfish symbiotic with other animals?

Clarence: Just look at the screen.

Stinky: What’s that clownfish doing in that plant?

Clarence: That’s no plant- That’s an anemone.

Stinky: What’s an anemone?

Jake: They’re like jellyfish, but they stay in one place.

Stinky: You live in a JELLYFISH?! But don’t you get stung?

Clarence: No, because we’re protected by a special mucus.

Stinky: Mucus? Yuck!

Jake: Stinky, frogs have mucus.

Stinky: Oh. I knew that. How do enemies help clownfish?

Clarence: Well, the anemone provides us with protection and shelter, while we provide nutrition in the form of waste.

Jake: So, that means if a predator tries to eat you from inside the anemone, it will get stung?

Clarence: Correct! We also scare away fish that may eat anemones, such as butterfly fish. We clownfish can be very aggressive.

Stinky: Really? Then try biting my finger.

Clarence: Okay, but you’ll be sorry. (Stinky places his finger in the jar, only for Clarence to bite it)

Stinky: Ow!

Clarence: Told ya! Can Bunnie take me back to the ocean? I’m homesick.

Jake: Sure. And while we wait for Bunnie, here’s another edition of…

Jake and Stinky: Baby talk!

Ant 1: Why do we have to take care of these nymphs? They’re not even ants!

Ant 2: Their droppings taste just like honey! That way, we don’t have to bother the bees.

Ant 2: Maybe I was taking you for granted. Besides, you’re cuter than my own children!

(later)

Leafhopper nymph: Who are you? Are you a leafhopper?

Ant 3: We’re ants, and your, eh, gifts, are nutritious to us. C’mon, Anthony!

Leafhopper nymph: This is embarrassing. Time to take out my secret weapon.

Anthony: You didn’t tell me he had a dew gland. That’s it! Let’s hunt a worm or something.

Tizzy the Bee: Hi, everyone! Time for a quiz! (cuts to the screen below)

How do gobies help snapping shrimp? Give it a think. Back in a buzz!

(Tizzy flies back to Stinky and Jake, who are having a hard time finding the answer)

Jake: Since you’re being the helper today, why don’t you help answer Tizzy’s quiz.

Stinky: I already forgot the question.

Tizzy: Maybe you should hear the question again. (flies back to the previous screen) How do gobies help snapping shrimp? The goby helps watch for animals that eat shrimp. Bee-lieve it!

Snapping shrimp are great diggers, but they have poor eyesight. Luckily, the goby has good eyesight, and it helps the shrimp serve as a bodyguard. When the shrimp finishes digging the hole, it shares it with the goby. Bee-lieve it, because it’s true!

Ton be continued in Part 2...