The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 16

Back at the MCN, Cow and Chicken were taking care of Jack's wound. Soon, they heard a crash, and Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup fell through the roof.

"They were too strong." Said Bubbles weakly.

"We tried our best, though." Said Blossom. Suddenly, Steven Universe, who was from the opposite team, came in and decided to announce something. Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl also tagged along.

"Excuse me, everyone." Said Steven. "I came because I feel it is wrong to fight each other. I know we're supposed to hate each other, but don't you see how far hatred has gotten us? One of our most beloved characters died because of this war! Now please do me a favor and let me heal the PowerPuffs. I come in peace." He walked over to the girls and spat on his hand.

"Are you trying to give us cooties?" Demanded Buttercup.

"No." Said Steven. "Just trust me." He then rubbed his hand on the injured PowerPuff Girls and healed them. "How do you feel?"

"I feel wonderful!" Said Bubbles, and she flew around in excitement.

"So," Said Garnet. "Do you believe in Steven? Do you think we should make peace?"

"I will." Said Double D, and he raised his hand.

"I will." Said Bubbles, and she raised her hand.

"I will." Said Juniper, and she simply bowed in respect.

"I will." Said Cow, and she raised her front hoof. Soon enough, everyone in the MCN clan raised their hand.

"Good!" Said Steven. "In five minutes, we will all make a peace treaty and put this war behind us."

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A couple minutes later, everyone, both classic and modern, approached each other and started to form a peace treaty.

"Can we call it quits?" Steven asked Madame Foster.

"Yes we may, child." Said Madame Foster. "A deal's a..."

"It's not a deal!" Shouted a familiar voice. It was Uncle Grandpa. "It's not over until it's over! We need to fight until one remains! I even have my own army to even the odds.” Enrique Chavez and his army of AI-powered battle robots walked over to the Toons, and many of them were disgusted.

“What kind of hideous creature are you?” Asked Gumball.

“Allow me to introduce myself.” Said Enrique. “My name is Enrique Chavez. This uncle of yours led me to your planet so I could destroy you all.” Everyone, including Uncle Grandpa, gasped in horror.

“You promised that you wouldn’t kill anyone!” Said Uncle Grandpa. “You were only going to hurt them.”

“I had my fingers crossed.” Responded Enrique as a bodyguard bot picked up UG and threw him at the other Cartoon Network characters. “Besides, animation is a waste of time, money, electricity, and paper. Don’t you realize that it takes 2 or 3 trees to make one episode of a hand-drawn cartoon? While you’re galivanting on your pathetic planet, we human beings in the real world are working and slaving all year long facing problems such as politics, wars, global warming, pollution, racism, and badly written taxes. Once Neptoon becomes a desolate wasteland, people will spend one hour less slack-jawed at their screens.”

“But you’re outnumbered!” Said Pearl. “That’s five hundred robots, yes I counted, against a whole civilization of Gems, humans, animals, and the like.”

“Well, my robots have very specific weapons.” Said Enrique. “One hand on the robot has turpentine acetone benzene for hand-drawn Toons, and another hand has a computer virus to infect CG Toons. Fight them if you want, but you’ll pay the price! And it ain’t money, either!” As if luck had it, the Infinity Train arrived with many reinforcement Toons, including Red Action, Mao Mao, Ice Bear, Huntress Wizard, and even Goo.

“What are you doing here?” Asked Eddy.

“Plot relevance.” Replied Red Action. “Besides, after watching your epic battle, we thought that building a wall over the city was pointless, as both old and new cartoons are equal in their own ways.”

“Battle bots, assemble!” Commanded Enrique, and the battle robots wheeled over to the Toons. Nicole ran towards a robot and kicked it so hard that it actually left a dent! Another robot tried to infect her with turpentine, but because she was animated by rigs and not by hand, nothing happened. Nicole basically grabbed that robot and threw it towards another one.

“What does this button do?” Said Dee Dee, as she pressed a button on a battle robot that caused its left arm to fall off.

“Taste water, robot planet knights!” Said Ed, using his Canadian squirt gun to squirt water at a battle robot, but it was waterproof. It was going to spray Ed with turpentine, but luckily, he was carried away by Adorabat, Mortimer, and Monkey.

Ben changed into Upgrade, possessed one of the battle robots, and infected both itself and some other robots with the right arm. The robot collapsed to the ground, with Grey Matter popping out. With other robots looking at the alien, they would end up getting melted by Alexandrite’s fiery breath.

Alan Dracula used his shapeshifting powers to transform into a Styracosaurus to ram into the robots, but got sprayed with turpentine and had his horns and antlers melted off.

"A hero never backs down from a battle." Said Mao Mao, and with his feline reflexes, he ran across a dozen robots and sliced them in half with his trusty sword.

“We better find a quicker way to beat these robots.” Said Chicken. “This montage is taking too long.”

“I have an idea, but it’s very dangerous.” Saud Phoebe Flame. “When I experience strong emotions, I can burn hot enough to reach the core of a planet. Maybe I could burn through Neptoon hard enough to reach a literal boiling point.”

“But that’s suicide!” Said Connie. “You could suffocate from lack of oxygen again.”

“That’s okay.” Said Phoebe. “That grandpa could give me a fireproof rope. Do you have one on you?”

“Actually, I do!” Said Uncle Grandpa, looking through Belly Bag and pulling out pet rocks, peanut butter jars, an anchor, and a kitchen sink until finally getting a fireproof rope. “Here you go, and by the way, my name is UNCLE Grandpa.” He handed the rope to the fiery monarch.

“Now just one question remains.” Said Phoebe while Enid was tying the rope round her waist. “How am I supposed to experience love if my ex-crush, Finn the Human, is dead?”

“Oh!” Shouted Goo. “Isn’t that the boy with a bear hat, a blue shirt, a green backpack, and no nose? How can he smell if he has no nose? And before you say something like ‘awful’, I’ve heard that joke a thousand times.” An imaginary Finn then appeared. “And instead of having a magic dog, how about having a pet chinchilla?” An imaginary chinchilla then appeared. “Chinchillas are underrepresented in mainstream media, and I think it would be cool to have a chinchilla as a sidekick. Not to mention it would sell more plushies!” Chinchilla plushies appeared. “And remember that cartoon Sym-Bionic Titan? I feel the show would be better if…” Amethyst used her whip to grab Goo and shoved a Cookie Cat in her mouth.

“Flame Princess?” Said the Finn clone. “Is that you? I thought we broke up.”

“Yes, we broke up.” Replied Phoebe. “But there are robots who plan on destroying us, and the only way to save everyone is to kiss you.” She started glowing in more ways than one.

“I wonder if there’s a cartoon that depends on a single kiss to save the world.” Said Billy.

"A cartoon about two characters who have to kiss to stop the end of the world?" Questioned Pearl, who then started laughing. "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! It wouldn't last one season!" To make sure they didn’t get burnt alive, the other Toons decided to back away by 30 feet. Finn and Phoebe kissed passionately, burning so hard that she actually burned a hole through Neptoon’s crust, while other characters pulled out marshmallows. Lava then came out of the hole, which somehow managed to erupt right onto the battle robots. Garnet and Blossom used their ice powers to cool down their side for safety precautions. After the lava subsided, Uncle Grandpa pulled Phoebe out of the hole with a badly burnt Finn by her side.

“Should the Finn clone get sent to the hospital?” Asked UG.

“Yes, please.” Said the clone. “They’re true: Love really does hurt.” Ben turned into Stinkyfly to carry Finn over to the CN City Hospital.

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Meanwhile, in the real world, Jim and Bill started exchanging thoughts again.

“You do math and history while I do English and science?” Jim asked Bill.

“Deal.” Replied Bill.

Author's Notes: On Adventure Time, Phoebe unfortunately can't experience strong emotions, or else she'll cause the Earth to blow up by burning through the planet's crust.

Phoebe burning through the Earth's crust.

Goo was a character on Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends who had a hyper-active imagination, so she tends to make many imaginary friends at once. She played Checkers and Truth or Dare differently, called Bloo 'Chester', and mistaken Mr. Harriman for a badger (when he's actually a rabbit).

The short-lived Cartoon Network show Ma Mao: Heroes of Pure-Heart had a character named Adorabat, who was also friends with the titular feline.

Similar to the Pokémon Rotom, Ben 10's Upgrade can possess any electrical appliance.

Pearl claiming that the idea of a cartoon about two characters who have to kiss to stop the end of the world is a reference to the ill-fated Hailey's On It! I'm sorry HOI fans, but the show has just as many flaws as The Legend of Korra. Besides, if the independent short The Art of Murder can make a secret jab to Toy Story, why not me make a jab at Hailey's On It?

THE ART OF MURDER (PILOT) - YouTube

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 15

While Gumball and Darwin were distracting the PowerPuff Girls, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven walked to a large, isolated area.

"Gems!" Said Garnet. "Alexandrite won't be enough to beat these bug-eyed freaks. We have to form Obsidian."

"But Steven is half human!" Said Pearl. "We don't want to risk his own life for fighting a bunch of little girls!"

"I can handle it, Pearl." Said Steven. "I am my own mom. But first, I need to call Connie." Steven got out his cell phone and dialed Connie's number. "Hello, Connie? Could you come over here please? I need to borrow the scabbard." A few seconds later, Connie appeared on top of Lion with the scabbard in her hand.

"Why do you need the sword?" Asked Connie.

"We are going to form Obsidian 2.5!" Answered Steven. Connie then appeared on Lion and gave Steven the sword, and Steven put the sword in his backpack (which was previously empty).

"How about we start by setting off some smoke?" Asked Amethyst. She and Steven performed their dance, and they formed Smokey Quartz.

"Connie," Said Smokey. "You should head back to home base. This might get a little messy." Connie hopped back onto Lion, he opened up a portal, and the two were gone.

"Ready to make your mother proud?" Asked Garnet.

"Yes, I am." Answered Smokey. Smokey, Garnet, and Pearl all performed an elaborate dance, and a large ball of light engulfed the three of them. After 45 seconds, Obsidian 2.5 was formed.

"Hey, Powder Puffs!" They shouted. By this point, only a few hundred PowerPuff Girls remained. "Why don't you fight someone your own size?" The PowerPuffs stopped fighting Gumball and Darwin and started fighting Angel. Angel pulled out the scabbard and started striking the PowerPuff Girls with it, like how one would hit flies with a fly swatter. Soon, 21 of the PPGs started forming a new attack.

"Starburst Ray!" They said, and a powerful beam was blasted. Thankfully, Angel dodged it, but then the girls started forming another attack.

"Fireball!" Six more of the Girls shouted. Three Blossoms blew fire in their hands, and three Buttercups threw the amazingly hot flames at Obsidian. Thankfully, because Sapphire has ice powers, they were able to generate a snowball in their hands. They threw it at the fireball, and it weakened to a smaller size. Obsidian blew out the ball like a candle, and they continued slaying more PowerPuff clones. On occasions, some clones would shoot lasers at the giant woman, but Angel got out Steven's shield and blocked them. Soon, only the three original PowerPuff Girls remained.

"We only have one last chance, girls." Said Blossom. "The Fiery Furious Feline."

"Now, that's what I'm talking about!" Said Buttercup, and the three of them started flying around the world at very high speeds. They started to catch on fire and were slowly fusing into one another. The Girls then formed the Fiery Furious Feline, and started flying back to Nameless Island.

Meanwhile, back on the island, Obsidian decided to use Garnet's future vision to detect an upcoming attack.

"It's a cat..." Said Garnet's voice. "Made of fire! We have to make an ice spear."

"But that's too risky!" Said Pearl's voice. "Think of what might happen to Steven!"

"Just trust me!" Shouted Garnet's voice. Obsidian formed a six-yard-long icicle and held it like a lance. Suddenly, they heard something.

"FIERY FURIOUS FELINE!" Shouted the PowerPuff Girls, who took on the form of a flaming cat. Obsidian held the icicle at the cat, and it slammed the giant woman to the ground. Thankfully, Obsidian survived, but both the icicle and the cat were gone. However, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were lying unconscious on Obsidian's stomach. They placed the girls on the ground, and Angel stood up on their legs.

"Time to dispose of these pests once and for all!" Said Amethyst's voice. "Can I borrow Sardy's hammer?"

"It's Sardonyx!" Said Pearl's voice. "But only this once." Sardonyx's hammer came out of Pearl's gem, and both Amethyst and Steven's arms grabbed the hammer. Obsidian then held the hammer like a golf club and hit the PowerPuff Girls with it. They were all sent flying back to CCN's home base. Suddenly, Obsidian started crying, and they split back into Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven. Steven was in tears.

"Steven, why are you crying?" Asked Pearl.

"Those girls deserved to live." Said Steven. "They may be different, but they're still living things like you and me. Can I go to the CCN home base so I can heal them?" Pearl let out a sigh.

"Okay, Steven." She said in defeat.

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Meanwhile, in the real world, Jim was looking at his tallies.

“What do you think will happen if it becomes a tie?” He asked Bill.

“We’ll do each other’s homework for a month.” Replied Jim.

Author's Notes: I had to do LOTS of research about The PowerPuff Girls for this epic fight. All these attacks they did in this chapter and Chapter 14 also happened in the TV series.

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 14

Madame Foster started speaking through a megaphone again.

"And last, but not least, The PowerPuff Girls vs. The Crystal Gems!" She said. The GMOs and the extra-terrestrials walked towards each other. "Fight!"

"Amethyst!" Said Garnet. "You fight the green one. Pearl, you fight the blue one. I'll fight the pink one by myself." The Gems then split up and started fighting separate PowerPuffs.

Garnet came face to face with Blossom and started sending a flurry of punches. Blossom countered that by delivering a punch that sent Garnet flying. Blossom flew to where Garnet landed, but instead, a red Gem and a blue Gem appeared. They were Ruby and Sapphire.

"Who are you?" Asked Blossom.

"We are Ruby and Sapphire." Said Sapphire. "We are what make up Garnet."

"And you separated us, you cold bug-eyed cretin!" Said Ruby.

"Well, I have something to say myself." Said Blossom. "The cold never bothered me, anyway!" She started breathing ice and froze Sapphire, while Ruby was immune to the frost.

"Now you've asked for it!" Said Ruby, and she jumped onto Blossom, who was floating in the air. Blossom couldn't see where she was going, so she shot lasers out of her eyes, and Ruby let go. She shape-shifted into a pillow so she wouldn't shatter. Sapphire soon defrosted and pursued after Blossom by making an ice bridge.

Meanwhile, Pearl was fighting Bubbles, but while they were fighting, Bubbles started crying.

"Oh my goodness!" Said Pearl. "I didn't mean to hurt you... Wait. That computer with legs said she has supersonic screeches. I better duck and cover." Pearl hid behind a boulder and Bubbles started screaming. Thankfully, Pearl doesn't have ears, but she still blocked where her ears would be. After her uproar, Bubbles started looking for Pearl.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Said Bubbles. Pearl then summoned a Holo-Pearl, and it pursued after Bubbles.

"Oh, there you are!" Said Bubbles.

"Not quite!" Said Pearl, who leapt out from behind the rock, and both of them threw spears at Bubbles. Bubbles dodged the spears and shot lasers out of her eyes. Pearl has no choice but to fuse with someone.

Meanwhile, Amethyst was fighting Buttercup. Buttercup was delivering punches and sent Amethyst flying. She shape-shifted into a bird so she wouldn't hit the ground, and Buttercup started chasing Amethyst. When Buttercup finally caught Amethyst, she turned into the Purple Puma. Amethyst then dropped to the ground with Buttercup in tow.

"Impressive." Said Buttercup. "Stronger than I thought. Now it's my turn!" Buttercup was about to deliver another punch, but then Amethyst wrapped Buttercup with her whip. However, Buttercup broke free, and Amethyst started fleeing. She ran into Pearl, much to her surprise.

"What are you doing here?" Asked Amethyst.

"I got away by distracting the blue one with holographic clones of myself." Answered Pearl. "Is it okay if I fuse with you?"

"Opal?" Asked Amethyst.

"Opal." Said Pearl. They performed their dance and formed Opal.

"Who's the purple woman?" Asked Buttercup.

"She's Opal." Said Garnet, who recently reformed. "And she's going to kick your butt." Buttercup looked at Opal again, and she had an arrow pointed at her. Opal fired, but Buttercup dodged the arrows. However, it hit Blossom instead.

"Ow!" She said.

"Blossom, are you okay?" Asked Bubbles.

"I'm fine, Bubbles." Said Blossom, who now had a black eye. "I just damaged my eye a little." This enraged Buttercup.

"Don't you dare touch my sister!" Said Buttercup, and she started brutally attacking Opal, splitting her back into Amethyst and Pearl. Amethyst turned into a mouse and crawled toward Garnet, and the fusion picked her up.

"Time to mash things up?" Amethyst asked.

"Yes, it is." Said Garnet. While Garnet and Amethyst started performing their fusion dance, Pearl distracted the PowerPuffs with Holo-Pearls. After 20 seconds, Amethyst and Garnet formed Sugilite.

"Ready to fight a real opponent?" She asked.

"That's what we do!" Said Buttercup. "Ready girls?"

"Ready!" Said Blossom and Bubbles in unison.

"B-Bomb!" Said the PowerPuffs. They started connecting together and a beam of pink, blue, and green was about to hit Sugilite and Pearl, but then Steven jumped in and activated his shield, protecting the Gems from the dangerous attack.

"What the?" Said the PowerPuff Girls in unison. Sugilite swung her mace around and hit the PowerPuff Girls! When they recovered, Blossom announced their next plan.

"Girls." She said. "We have to perform X-Q."

"But we didn't cover that in training!" Said Bubbles.

"Why not use Cosmic Cannonball?" Asked Buttercup.

"That would kill our allies!" Said Blossom. "We wouldn't want to do that."

"Okay." Said Buttercup. "I'll be right back." A couple seconds later, Buttercup came back with Dexter's spinning device.

"Will this really make thousands of copies of ourselves instead of just dozens?" Asked Bubbles.

"I hope so." Said Blossom. The girls then strapped themselves to the device, and the machine activated automatically. Soon, the PowerPuff Girls were spinning at 200 miles a minute. They were starting to get dizzy, but they felt themselves dividing. After two minutes, the machine let go, and there were now 3,000 PowerPuff Girls instead of just three.

"I wonder what's taking those brats so long?" Asked Sugilite. Suddenly, she and Pearl heard a swarming noise: The PowerPuff Girls returned, but there was more of them!

"Time to perform some homicide." Said Sugilite. She swung her mace and hit a couple dozen. However, they were too many for Pearl to handle, and she got poofed.

"No!" Said Steven. He grabbed Pearl's gemstone, put it in his cheeseburger backpack, and trapped himself in a bubble. Six PowerPuffs started chasing after him. Thankfully, Steven's bubble was nearly indestructible. He started calling two of his friends with his cell phone.

"Gumball! Darwin!" He said. "I need your help! We need you to buy use some time! Bring a mirror!"

"Why a mirror?" Asked Darwin.

"Pretend it's a round of Space Gladiators!" Answered Steven.

"But you know the rule!" Said Gumball. "Break a mirror and you get seven years of bad luck!"

"Do you want seven years of bad luck, or do you want seven years in the infirmary?" Asked Darwin.

"Okay." Said Gumball. Not knowing where he was going, Steven hit a rock. Luckily, Gumball and Darwin came just in time.

"Follow me!" Said Steven. "And try not to get killed!" Gumball and Darwin followed Steven, while still carrying the large mirror.

When the three came back, Amethyst and Garnet were fighting the PowerPuff Girls unfused. Suddenly, Steven felt his backpack rumble. He emptied his backpack, and Pearl reformed.

"Steven?" Pearl asked. "Why are you trapped in a bubble again?"

"The PowerPuff Girls poofed you." Said Steven. "When you retreated into your Gem, I put you in my backpack so they wouldn't find you." Steven then turned off his bubble. "Gumball, Darwin. Could you do us a favor and fight the 'aliens' for us? Think of it like a video game!"

"Oh boy!" Both of them said in unison. They grabbed the mirror and headed towards the PowerPuff Girls. One of them tried shooting a beam at the cat and goldfish, but the mirror reflected it back and hit a PowerPuff.

"Combo breaker!" Gumball and Darwin said in unison.

Author's Notes: Space Gladiators is the name I gave to the unnamed video game that Gumball and Darwin play in the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Phone'. It was reminiscent to the classic arcade game Space Invaders.
 
The fight between the PowerPuff clones and Gumball and Darwin is homage to the scene in 'The Phone' in which Gumball and Darwin fight Ocho, an 8-bit spider.

In case you're wondering what they're saying, Gumball and Darwin are saying "Co-co-co-co-combo breaker!"

In Steven Universe, Pearl was actually able to make holographic clones of herself for sword-fighting lessons.

For those not keeping up with Steven Universe, Garnet is actually two Gems fused together: Ruby, a short-tempered red Gem with fire powers, and Sapphire, a calm and kind blue Gem with ice powers. She can also see into the future.

Blossom saying 'the cold never bothered me, anyway' is an obvious reference to Frozen 1.

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 13

"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. "Mandy vs. Nicole Watterson!" The cat and the human started walking towards each other.

"Grim!" Mandy shouted. "Throw me the chicken ball!" Grim threw the chicken ball at Mandy's face, and he and Billy laughed. Mandy took a bite out of the chicken ball and her hair turned a fiery orange.

"Turning Eastern, are we?" Asked Nicole. "Guess I have to change, too!" She then turned into an anime version of herself. "NOW I'M READY TO FIGHT!" Nicole punched Mandy, but Mandy blocked it.

"Now it's my turn." Said Mandy, and she punched Nicole and sent her flying.

"You're going to pay for that!" Said Nicole, and she started running towards Mandy. Mandy shot fireballs at Nicole, but the blue cat dodged many of them. When she approached Mandy, Nicole punched and scratched Mandy's face and chest.

"Is that how we're gonna play?" Asked Mandy. "Then I'll play your game." She sent furious kicks at Nicole, but she blocked many of them. Nicole then delivered powerful kicks and sent Mandy flying. Nicole then ran over to Mandy and pinned her to the ground. Unfortunately for Mandy, her powers ran out.

"Any last words to say, from a bratty little girl like you?" Asked Nicole.

"I'm not a bratty little girl." Said Mandy, who started to smile. "I am the bratty little girl."

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Back at the CCN home base, Grim, who was finally put back together, was watching the fight through Dexter's telescope.

"Oh no!" He said. "Mandy smiled!"

"What's so bad about that?" Asked Chicken.

"Reality will fall apart and turn us into little girls with no fingers, bug-like eyes, and distinctive color schemes!" The PowerPuff Girls then looked at Grim with angry faces. "No offense, kiddos." Suddenly, light engulfed the battlefield, and both Mandy and Nicole disappeared.

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Meanwhile, at the MCN home base...

"Not another loss of a loved one!" Pleaded Jake.

"Hold on a minute." Said Bobert. "It appears Nicole and Mandy have been sent to another dimension. Route home inaccessible."

"Not on my watch!" Said Gumball. "I have a portal gun!" Everyone looked at Gumball with weird looks. "What? It's invisible." Gumball then set the 'portal gun' to 'Alternate Dimensions'. He made a firing noise with his mouth, and suddenly, a real portal appeared in the sky!

"I told you it would work!" Said Gumball. Soon, Nicole and Mandy, who were back in their Western forms, fell out of the portal.

"Lock this brat up and send her back to the enemy base." Said Nicole.

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"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. “Cow and Monkey vs Enid and Rad!” Dexter’s monkey, along with Cow, walked over to the battlefield and faced both Enid and Rad.

“A monkey dressed in cosplay and a bovine standing on two legs?” Asked the teenage girl.

“Maybe we should bring this monkey to the zoo!” Said Rad.

“Don’t you dare hurt this monkey!” Said Cow. “This looks like a job for…” She ran off to change outfits. “Super Cow alescate!”

“I’ll take care of this, Enid.” Said Rad, using zero-point energy to freeze Cow and toss her aside. This made Monkey mad, and he flew over to Rad and attacked him like, well, a wild monkey.

“Hey!” Enid shouted. “Nobody picks on Rad except for me and Gar!” She shot fireballs from her feet at Monkey, but he stealthily dodged them.

“That’s it!” Said Enid, running over to Rad. “Rad, have you recovered yet?”

“Five more minutes, mom.” Said the alien.

“Snap out of it!” Said Enid. “We have to use our combo moves! Use your freeze-finger after I’ve turned into a log so you can throw me at Monkey!”

“I could always throw you regularly like in ‘Red Action to the Future.'” Said Rad, right before flexing his biceps. “I didn’t get these muscles for nothing, you know!”

“Alright.” Said Enid, using her ninja powers to turn into a log. Rad threw her at Monkey, only for the smaller primate to use telepathy to send Enid flying towards Rad, making her change back into her original form.

“That’s animal cruelty!” Said Cow, who now had a boxing glove on her udder. “You evil-doers will pay for your crimes! Help me out, Monkey!” Monkey flew over to the teens and tied up Enid’s hair with Rad’s antennas, and Cow hit them both with her udder. “Super Cow has done it again!” Monkey then grabbed Cow and flew off back to CCN home base.

“Come on, you big baby.” Said Enid, disappearing in a puff of smoke and leaving a log in its place. “Why didn’t you use your laser?”

“Peebles had the powers removed after the events of ‘We Messed Up!’” Rad cried.

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill were writing down who was winning so far.

“I counted two ties, three wins for Modern Cartoon Network, and four wins for Classic Cartoon Network.” Said Jim. “It seems you might win. A Yu-Gi-Oh card deck consists of 40 to 60 cards. How many do you want for your deck?

“Sixty.” Bill replied with a devilish grin. “Looks like you’ll have to go to the store tomorrow!”

Author's Notes: Nicole becoming an anime version of herself came from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Fury'.

The outcome Grim hypothesizes about is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'My Fair Mandy'. In that episode, Mandy enters a beauty pageant, but there's one problem: She has to smile, but she never smiles. So, when Mandy did smile, she tore apart reality and turned herself, Billy, and Grim into The PowerPuff Girls.

The portal gun was from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Points'. In that episode, Tobias Wilson, the colorful ball of fluff with lots of moo-lah, spends over 50,000 dollars on in-game weapons for 'Galaktrek'. Gumball and Darwin were jealous of him, so they do chores for Tobias so he can pay them points. However, Gumball and Darwin realize that the points were nothing at all, so they race Tobias to his house to tell his parents. However, Tobias had his weapons with him (except they're invisible), and one of Tobias's weapons was a portal gun.

In case you don't know, Tobias is the one fighting with Darwin, the goldfish with sneakers, in this picture.

However, this brings up a question: Why couldn't Rachel, Tobias's older sister from 'The Party', do his chores for him? In case you forgot Rachel looks a bit like a noseless Smurf.

Oh, well. There were already LOTS of characters on the show as it is.

The chicken ball is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'Chicken Ball Z', which was a spoof on Dragonball Z.

Similar to Perry on Phineas and Ferb, Dexter's pet monkey on Dexter's Laboratory was secretly a superhero who would fight villains in each episode he appears in.

On OK KO, Rad could freeze objects like Syndrome in The Incredibles with his fingers, though he might fire a laser, instead.

As well as the ability to shoot fireballs from her feet and incredible ninjutsu skills, Enid could also turn into a log. Enid uses this to help her best friend and crush Red Action to defeat the Giant Borgs.

Log Enid stuffed into Red Action's cannon.

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 12

WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH IN THIS CHAPTER!

"Next up," Said Madame Foster once again through the megaphone. "Samurai Jack vs. Finn the Human!" As both Jack and Finn walked towards each other, both teams cheered their lungs out.

"What time is it?" Asked Finn.

"ADVENTURE TIME!" Shouted the MCN clan.

"Who had to get back from the past?" Asked Jack.

"Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack!" Shouted the CCN clan.

"Let's duel." Said Jack. He and Finn took out their swords and started dueling one another. Finn took out his Demon Blood Sword and swung it towards Jack, but the samurai blocked it with his sword. After a few minutes of clashing swords, Finn's Blood Sword finally broke. Luckily, he brought another sword, but this was a smaller sword that looked a bit like a fencing sword.

"You call that a sword?" Asked Jack.

"Uh-huh." Said Finn. "You have a problem with that?"

"No." Replied Jack. "The question is, do you have a problem with this?" He then pulled out his not-so-mini mini-gun, and Finn started to get nervous. He had no choice but to call for help.

"JAKE!" He shouted, and the magic dog stretched right over. "Can I use the Jake suit?"

"Yes you may, bro!" Said Jake, and Finn went inside the dog, and the boy and dog started fighting Jack together. Jack started firing his gun, but Jake, with Finn inside him, jumped very high, formed his fist into a hammer, and smashed Jack with it. However, Jack stabbed Jake with a kunai and made it out.

"Are you alright, Jake?" Asked Finn.

"I'm alright, Finn." Said Jake. "I'm a magic dog, remember?"

"Oh yeah." Said Finn. "I think I know the strategies to defeat this guy, Jake. You can go back."

"But we're in this together, bro!" Said Jake.

"You already fought in two battles today, Jake." Said Finn. "I don't want you to get killed. I also remember that time you used me as a suit."

"Okay, bro." Said Jake. He spat Finn out and gave Finn a box with something special inside. "Good luck!" Jake then headed back to the MCN campus. Finn opened the box and saw Scarlet, his original sword, in perfect condition. There was also a note attached.

Dear Finn,

I have heard a lot from your dog friend Jake about your love of swords. Since I’m a smith, I decided to repair a sword for you. When I worked with Rose, I was skilled at making weapons, even though she was a heavy pacifist. Anyway, I hope you use this sword in combat!

Sincerely, Bismuth

After reading the letter, Finn grabbed Scarlet 2.0 and ran towards Jack. Jack then put his mini-gun on the ground and pulled out his sword. Finn and Jack then jumped in the air and hit each other with their swords. Jack managed to take a hit, but Finn collapsed to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jake shouted from the distance. Jake and Doctor Princess rushed over to Finn and carried him back to the MCN home base.

Back at the MCN home base, Jake, Marceline, and Phoebe were looking at Finn. He had a big gash on the side of his stomach. Jack also got injured a little, but after being stuck in the future for 50 years, he's been used to it.

"Please don't die, Finn!" Pleaded Jake. "You are the last one of your kind!"

"I know, Jake." Finn said weakly. "But I'll still be in your heart. I love you, Jake."

"I love you, too, bro." Sobbed Jake. Finn then closed his eyes and Marceline checked his pulse. His heart stopped beating. Finn the Human was now dead.

"Wait!" Said Steven. "I might be able to bring him back to life."

"I don't think that's a good idea.' Said Pearl. "Remember what happened when you revived Lars after he got killed in an explosion?"

"He basically became a clone of Lion!" Said Amethyst.

"I know that if you were to revive him, he would get very upset." Said Garnet. Connie then walked over to Steven to comfort him.

"It's okay, Steven." Said Connie. "It's for the best.” Unbeknownst to both clans of Toons, Uncle Grandpa and Enrique Chavez were watching the war in the camouflaged RV, complete with the battle robots ready.

“Can we start now?” Asked Pizza Steve. “I’m crying so hard that my toppings are falling off!”

“Patience, my high carb friend.” Said Enrique. “All good things to those who wait.”

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill shared thoughts again.

“Did they really kill Finn?” Bill asked Jim. “I still can’t get over the death of Maude Flanders on The Simpsons, and that happened a decade before I was born!”

“Well, Finn dies of old age in Distant Lands.” Replied Jim. “I don’t see how this is any different.”

Author's Notes: On occasions in Adventure Time, Finn would go inside of Jake and wear the dog as a suit, because of his amazing powers.

Scarlet is the name of Finn's first sword in Adventure Time.

Bismuth was a character on Steven Universe who could make weapons. She wanted to make a weapon that could shatter a Gem, but Rose (Steven's mom) didn't like the idea. For those SU fans out there, feel free to correct me!