The Great Toon War Chapter 5

The Great Toon War Chapter 5

The next morning, everyone on the Classic Cartoon Network campus was once again listening to Madame Foster.

"Okay, troops!" She started. "We already covered half of the combatants, and who will fight who. We have Samurai Jack against Finn..."

"I'll die with honor." Said Jack.

"The PowerPuff Girls will fight Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl..."

"We're the PowerPuff Girls!" Said Bubbles.

"Bloo will fight Gumball Watterson..."

"A blue cat?" Said Bloo. "That's ridiculous!"

"Billy will fight Banana Joe..."

"Grim!" Billy shouted. "Could I use your scythe?"

"Of course, not, Billy!" Said Grim. "I gave you too many chances to use the scythe, but you always end up causing trouble of catastrophic proportions! Instead, I'm going to give you this butter knife." He hands Billy a small kid-friendly knife.

"Oh." Said Billy in disappointment. "This is the best gift ever!"

"Ahem." Said Madame Foster. "Please let granny continue. Ed, Edd, and Eddy will fight Flame Princess..."

"How did I get talked into this?" Double D asked himself.

"Don't worry, Double D." Said Ed. "I brought all our Canadian Squirt Guns!" He opened up his jacket and had turkey basters, or as the Eds called them, Canadian Squirt Guns, stuffed in his pockets.

"Oh boy!" Said Eddy. "Marshall Eddy is back in business! But where are we going to get water?" Blossom then flew by and breathed ice on the ground, then melted it with her heat vision.

"How convenient." Stated Double D, and the Eds started filling up their Squirt Guns.

"Grim will fight Steven Universe..." Madame Foster continued.

"This will be easier than I thought!" Said Grim, and he let out an evil laugh.

"Mandy will fight Nicole Watterson..."

"Grim, could you give me another chicken ball?" Asked Mandy.

"As long as it leads to your demise!" Said Grim with delight. As he gave Mandy the chicken ball, he let out another evil laugh.

"Dee-Dee, when she gets here, will fight Jake the Dog. And finally, Eduardo will fight Tina Rex."

"A T-Rex?!" Shouted Eduardo. "Aaaahhhh!!!" He started running for the hills, but was stopped by Wilt.

"She's not a brute, Eduardo." Wilt told the cowardly imaginary friend. "She's actually a nice dinosaur. I bet she'll want to make friends with you as soon as the battle starts."

"Can I have a potato?" Asked Eduardo.

"Yes, you may." Said Eduardo, and he gave Eduardo a sweet potato. Jonny 2x4 then raised his hand.

"Yes, Jimmy?" Madame Foster asked.

"It's Jonny." He said. "And Plank wants to know if he can fight too!" Everyone suddenly started bursting with laughter. "You don't believe me? Show them what you got, Plank!" He threw Plank into the air and landed on his face.

"It's just a piece of wood!" Said Buttercup. Suddenly, Plank grew to four feet tall and sprouted branches that would act as arms and legs.

"Just a piece of wood, eh?" Said Plank. "Where is Jonny?"

"I'm right here, buddy!" Said Johnny, and Plank walked over to him.

"Jonny." Said Plank. "Do you have something I can use as a cape?" Jonny started looking through a bag and pulled out a handkerchief.

"Wow, Plank." Said Jonny. "You certainly have grown! This cape is too small for you now. How about this picnic blanket?"

"That'll do, my comrade." Said Plank, and Johnny tied the blanket on Plank's back. "Should I send the Eds to jail after they killed my parents?"

"No, Plank!" Said Jonny. "The Eds are our friends now! Didn't you see their movie?"

"I don't think I have." Said Plank.

"Can't we just continue with the stupid meeting?" Said Mandy.

"Very well." Said Plank. "Jonny, if you want me to revert to normal, just clap twice. This also works if you want to summon me." Eddy clapped his hands twice, and he laughed hysterically.

"Ignore them, buddy." Said Jonny. He clapped his hands twice, and Plank reverted to normal.

"Wow. Imaginary friends!" Said a feminine voice. Everyone looked at the entrance to the campus. It was Dee-Dee, Dexter's dim-witted and havoc-wrecking sister. "Is this where the tea party is? Dexter told me there would be one here."

"This isn't a tea party, doll face!" Said Eddy. "You're too sissy to be here!" Dee-Dee then walked toward Eddy.

"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?" She asked. "A nervous wreck! Ha ha ha ha!" Billy and Ed started laughing, too.

"Great." Said Mandy. "Three idiots to watch over. Why are you here? You're not fit for fighting."

"That's not true." Said Dee-Dee. "One time, Dexter and I were turned into monsters by mistake. We grew to millions of feet tall and starting fighting like Hokey Monsters!" This caught the attention of Billy.

"Hokey Monsters?!" He asked. "Which one was it?"

"I don't think they had names." Said Dee-Dee. "But as we speak, Dexter is working on a modified monster serum for him and me."

As they continued talking to Dee-Dee, Madame Foster decided to call another acquaintance.

"Hello? Is this Goo?"

"Sorry. Goo just left for school." It was her mom. "Is there something I can tell her?"

"Yes, please. Tell her to meet us at Tujunga at 4:00 PM."

Author's Notes: Hokey Monsters was a Pokemon spoof from the Billy and Mandy episode 'It's Hokey Mon!'

Tujunga is a real location in California. The Disney movies Zootopia and Moana were animated there.
The chicken ball is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'Chicken Ball Z', which was a spoof on Dragonball Z.

Mandy will use the Chicken Ball against Nicole Watterson (Gumball's mom) in Chapter 13.
The Canadian squirt guns, which were actually just turkey basters, were from the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode 'Know-It-All Ed'.

The incident Plank mentions about Eddy 'killing' Plank's parents is from the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode 'Postcards From The Ed'.