The Great Toon War Chapter 13

The Great Toon War Chapter 13

"Up next," Madame Foster shouted through the megaphone. "Eduardo vs. Tina Rex!" When the two entered the arena, Eduardo was terrified of Tina, and he started running away from her.

"Come back!" She shouted. "I'm not going to hurt you!" She finally stepped on Eduardo's tail and picked up the imaginary friend.

"You're not going to eat me?" Asked Eduardo.

"Of course, not!" Said Tina. "I never eat my lunch alive. And just because I'm a T-Rex doesn't mean I'm a vicious brute."

"You're no Extreme-o-saur?" Asked Eduardo.

"No, I am not!" Said Tina. "However, my dad can be nasty and scary. That's because he's the only dinosaur that survived the mass extinction of 65,000,000 BC. He was helped by a group of  Alphadons, one of the first mammals, and they dug him a large burrow for him to hide in for millions of years. In 1995 AD, scientists dug up my father and put him in a secret laboratory, where he met my mom. The strange thing is, mom was a terror bird from 49 million years ago, so my parents were confused at first. Then, a scientist came over and told them that birds are in fact, the closest-living relatives to dinosaurs. They married later that year, and in 1997, I was hatched out of an egg. However, mother was getting sick, and the scientists had to move me and dad to Elmore. Since everyone would ridicule us as freaks, we were evicted to the junk yard. In other words, I may be a T-Rex, but I have the heart of a teddy bear."

"You do?" Eduardo asked timidly.

"Yes, I do." Said Tina. "Can we call the whole thing off?"

"Si." Said Eduardo, and the dinosaur dropped him.

"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. "Mandy vs. Nicole Watterson!" The cat and the human started walking towards each other.

"Grim!" Mandy shouted. "Throw me the chicken ball!" Grim threw the chicken ball at Mandy's face, and he and Billy laughed. Mandy took a bite out of the chicken ball and her hair turned a fiery orange.

"Turning Eastern, are we?" Asked Nicole. "Guess I have to change, too!" She then turned into an anime version of herself. "NOW I'M READY TO FIGHT!" Nicole punched Mandy, but Mandy blocked it.

"Now it's my turn." Said Mandy, and she punched Nicole and sent her flying.

"You're going to pay for that!" Said Nicole, and she started running towards Mandy. Mandy shot fireballs at Nicole, but the blue cat dodged many of them. When she approached Mandy, Nicole punched and scratched Mandy's face and chest.

"Is that how we're gonna play?" Asked Mandy. "Then I'll play you're game." She sent furious kicks at Nicole, but she blocked many of them. Nicole then delivered powerful kicks, and sent Mandy flying. Nicole then ran over to Mandy and pinned her to the ground. Unfortunately for Mandy, her powers ran out.

"Any last words to say, from a bratty little girl like you?" Asked Nicole.

"I'm not a bratty little girl." Said Mandy, who started to smile. "I am the bratty little girl."

Back at the CCN home base, Grim, who was finally put back together, was watching the fight through Dexter's telescope.

"Oh no!" He said. "Mandy smiled!"

"What's so bad about that?" Asked Jonny.

"Reality will fall apart and turn us into little girls with no fingers, bug-like eyes, and distinctive color schemes!" The PowerPuff Girls then looked at Grim with angry faces. "No offense, kiddos." Suddenly, light engulfed the battlefield, and both Mandy and Nicole disappeared.

Meanwhile, at the MCN home base...

"Not another loss of a loved one!" Pleaded Jake.

"Hold on a minute." Said Bobert. "It appears Nicole and Mandy have been sent to another dimension. Route home inaccessible."

"Not on my watch!" Said Gumball. "I have a portal gun!" Everyone looked at Gumball with weird looks. "What? It's invisible." Gumball then set the 'portal gun' to 'Alternate Dimensions'. He made a firing noise with his mouth, and suddenly, a real portal appeared in the sky!

"I told you it would work!" Said Gumball. Soon, Nicole and Mandy, who were back in their Western forms, fell out of the portal.

"Lock this brat up and send her back to the enemy base." Said Nicole.

Author's Notes: Nicole becoming an anime version of herself came from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Fury'.

The outcome Grim hypothesizes about is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'My Fair Mandy'. In that episode, Mandy enters a beauty pageant, but there's one problem: She has to smile, but she never smiles. So, when Mandy did smile, she destroyed Endsville and turned herself, Billy, and Grim into The PowerPuff Girls.

Extreme-o-saurs were imaginary friends (in Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends) imagined by teenagers.

Tina Rex, who suspiciously looks like Tiny from Disney's Meet the Robinsons, was a frequent antagonist in Season 1 of The Amazing World of Gumball. However, in the episode 'The Fight', it is revealed that Tina is actually not a brute, but her dad is. From then on, Tina stopped bullying Gumball.

The biography written for Tina Rex and her father is not canon. I thought of it, myself.
The portal gun was from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Points'. In that episode, Tobias Wilson, the colorful ball of fluff with lots of moo-lah, spends over 50,000 dollars on in-game weapons for 'Galaktrek'. Gumball and Darwin were jealous of him, so they do chores for Tobias so he can pay them points. However, Gumball and Darwin realize that the points were nothing at all, so they race Tobias to his house to tell his parents. However, Tobias had his weapons with him (except they're invisible), and one of Tobias's weapons was a portal gun.

In case you don't know, Tobias is the one fighting with Darwin, the goldfish with sneakers, in this picture.

However, this brings up a question: Why couldn't Rachel, Tobias's older sister from 'The Party', do his chores for him? In case you forgot Rachel looks a bit like a noseless Smurf.

Oh, well. There are already LOTS of characters on the show as it is.