The Great Toon War Chapter 16

The Great Toon War Chapter 16
WARNING! I made Nom Nom from We Bare Bears out of character in the final three chapters. He looks something like this.

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Back at the MCN, Cow and Chicken were taking care of Jack's wound. Soon, they heard a crash, and Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup fell through the roof.

"They were too strong." Said Bubbles weakly.

"We tried our best, though." Said Blossom. Suddenly, Steven Universe, who was from the opposite team, came in and decided to announce something. Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl also tagged along.

"Excuse me, everyone." Said Steven. "I came because I feel it is wrong to fight each other. I know we're supposed to hate each other, but don't you see how far hatred has gotten us? One of our most beloved characters died because of this war! Now please do me a favor and let me heal the PowerPuffs. I come in peace." He walked over to the girls and spat on his hand.

"Are you trying to give us cooties?" Demanded Buttercup.

"No." Said Steven. "Just trust me." He then rubbed his hand on the injured PowerPuff Girls and healed them. "How do you feel?"

"I feel wonderful!" Said Bubbles, and she flew around in excitement.

"So," Said Garnet. "Do you believe in Steven? Do you think we should make peace?"

"I will." Said Double D, and he raised his hand.

"I will." Said Bubbles, and she raised her hand.

"Si." Said Eduardo, and he raised his hand.

"I will." Said Cow, and she raised her front hoof. Soon enough, everyone in the MCN clan raised their hand.

"Good!" Said Steven. "In five minutes, we will all make a peace treaty and put this war behind us."

A couple minutes later, everyone, both classic and modern, approached each other and started to form a peace treaty.

"Can we call it quits?" Steven asked Madame Foster.

"Yes we may, child." Said Madame Foster. "A deal's a..."

"It's not a deal!" Shouted a familiar voice. It was Uncle Grandpa. "It's not over until it's over! We need to fight until one remains! Otherwise, my friend Nom Nom has to make drastic measures. King of cuteness, come out and introduce yourself!" Nom Nom walked out of the doggy door of Uncle Grandpa's RV and started to introduce himself.

"Hello, everyone!" Said the koala. "My name is Nom Nom. Gramps here told me that if we win the Great Toon War, I will get to convince Daniel Chong to start shooting 'Nom Nom: The Series' in February! First, let's get a visit from our dear friends, the Bears!" Uncle Grandpa then opened three cages, and it surprised everyone: Grizz, Ice Bear, and Panda somehow turned savage! Thankfully, the bears had metal chains attached to them.

"How could you?" Asked Eduardo. "They are only teddy bears!" He then started crying.

"Teddy bears, huh?" Replied Nom Nom. "Everyone thinks pandas are so cute, but in fact, even though they're herbivorous, they're soon to chew off your head when you get a glimpse of them! After these bears kill all of you relics, I will unleash these beasts onto the set of We Bare Bears! Then their best friends Chloe, Charlie, and Tabes will be appalled! The show will be cancelled, and Chong will have no choice but to make room for my new show!"

"But there's one question that remains." Said Mandy. "How did you make those bears go savage?"

"I'll be able to answer that, kids!" Said Uncle Grandpa, and he pulled down the string to a chart.

(Cuts to a scene in which Uncle Grandpa is hosting an educational featurette)

"Hi kids!" Said Uncle Grandpa. "Uncle Grandpa here! Sorry to interrupt your story, but I'm here to tell you about how the bears went savage!"

"But be warned," Said Belly Bag. "There are spoilers ahead!"

"In Disney's 55th animated movie Zootopia," Uncle Grandpa continued. "There has been an epidemic in which predators, like lions, tigers, and bears, oh my, go savage! Late in the movie, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde discover that it's a toxic flower that turns animals savage. This is called a Night Howler."

"But Uncle Grandpa," Asked Belly Bag. "How did the Night Howlers get into a fanfic about Cartoon Network characters if they're owned by different companies?"

"Simple!" Said Uncle Grandpa. "Zootopia is co-directed by Rich Moore. Before joining Disney in 2008, Moore worked on early episodes of Futurama! Also working on Futurama was Peter Browndgart. He created yours truly, Uncle Grandpa! And that's how the Night Howlers got into the story! You may return to the main story, now!"

(Cuts back to the main story)

"Why couldn't you ask a Cartoon Network character to help you?" Asked the imaginary Chowder.

"Well," Nom Nom began. "I could've chosen Steven's 'green space Dorito', but she has yet to fuse with anyone! Not even a Gem! I could've chosen that pink nerdy princess made of bubblegum to help me, but she stated it was wrong to turn animals who have evolved to speak to be reverted to their savage ways. But then I met Uncle Grandpa, and he gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. That's enough chatter. Enjoy your demise!" Nom Nom cut off the chains and set the bears loose.

"Oh no!" Said Cow. "This is terrible! This looks like a job for..." She went in the home base to change into her superhero outfit. "Super Cow, to the rescue!" She placed a boxing glove on her udder, ran toward Grizz Ice Bear and punched their stomachs, spitting out the Night Howlers and reverting them back to normal. However, when Cow saw Panda, who was fighting Jake the Dog, she couldn't find it in her heart to punch a panda.

"I can't do it." Said Cow. "I can't fight an endangered species! And even when it's savage, it looks adorable."

"Sorry to burst your bubble, bovine." Said a small squeaky voice. "But panda bears were removed from the Endangered list back in the Spring."

"Who's that?" Asked Cow. "Is it Mickey Mouse?"

"I'm not Mickey Mouse!" The voice said again. "Look down, please!" Cow looked down and saw a pea with arms, legs, and a face. He also wore a thimble as a hat.

"The name's Peas." He said. "I couldn't help but overhear you talking. You stated you can't hurt a panda, right?" Cow nodded her head yes. "Well, I know how to re-civilize this beast. Just chuck me inside, and I'll do the rest. Also, could someone bring me some nachos?"

"Nachos?!" Shouted Billy, and he ran to the cow and pea. "I love nachos! I kept some under my hat." Billy lifted his hat to reveal a small hairy bowl of nachos. "I was saving these for my friend, Fred Fredburger, but if you want them, that will be fine with me. However, I will only give it to you if you have something to trade." Dee-Dee, Ed, Gumball, and Coco ran towards Billy to offer him tradable items.

"How about this vintage 1957 Darbie doll?" Asked Dee Dee.

"Nah." Said Billy.

"How about this Gamechild handheld video game console?" Asked Gumball.

"Mom says I have too many video games." Said Billy.

"How about a jawbreaker?" Asked Ed.

"I already have a talking gumball machine at home." Said Billy.

"Coco!" Said Coco. She laid a plastic egg with 'Bily' written on it. Billy opened the egg and it revealed an ordinary stick.

"It's wonderful!" Said Billy with glee. "I'll name him Derek. Here are the nachos."

"Could you hurry up, please?" Asked Jake, who wrapped himself around Panda like a snake. "I think he's starting to break out of my grip!" Panda then escaped Jake's coils and started running towards Cow. Cow picked up the nachos and Peas and threw it into Panda's stomach. Suddenly, he returned to normal and spat out Peas.

"What happened?" He asked.

"You were captured by a psychotic koala and turned savage." Said Mandy.

"But you have been saved thanks to Super Cow!" Declared Cow.

Author's Notes: Yes. There's a character in Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends who sounds like Mickey Mouse, Peas. He only appeared in one episode of the entire series, 'The Little Peas'. He's actually voiced by the same guy that voices Wilt, Phil LaMarr!

The doll Dee Dee offers to Billy is a Darbie doll from Dexter's Laboratory, a spoof of Barbie.

The Gamechild was a cursed video game console in the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Console'.

The talking gumball machine was from the Billy and Mandy episode 'The Bubble With Billy'.

The idea for nachos turning Panda (from We Bare Bears) back to normal came from the We Bare Bears episode 'Primal'. In that episode, Grizz gets him and Ice Bear lost in the woods to test their survival skills. However, without human food, which they have adapted to, Panda and Ice Bear turned savage and start acting wild. Grizz saves them by bringing them to Burger Boy, a fast food joint, and feeding them burgers, turning Ice Bear and Panda back to normal.
The nachos is another reference to The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. One of the characters introduced late in the show's life was Fred Fredburger, a dopey elephant-like demon who likes nachos and frozen yogurt. His catchphrase was 'Yes.'
 
Yes. In Steven Universe, Steven has healing saliva, which he inherited from his mother (except Rose had healing tears).
The stick Coco gives to Billy is a reference to the Billy and Mandy episode 'Look Alive'. In the beginning of the episode, Billy and Mandy come back from a fishing trip, but all they caught was a stick. Billy, unaware that it wasn't a fish, affectionately named it Derek.

One of the few times in which Mandy actually smiled on the show.

The pink nerdy princess made of bubblegum is Bonnibel Bubblegum from Adventure Time. She will appear in the final chapter, in which she attends Finn's funeral.
'Green space Dorito' is the nickname fans give Peridot in Steven Universe.