The Great Toon War Chapter 14

The Great Toon War Chapter 14

Madame Foster was now speaking through a megaphone again.

"And last, but not least, The PowerPuff Girls vs. The Crystal Gems!" She said. The GMOs and the extra-terrestrials walked towards each other. "Fight!"

"Amethyst!" Said Garnet. "You fight the green one. Pearl, you fight the blue one. I'll fight the pink one by myself." The Gems then split up and started fighting separate PowerPuffs.

Garnet came face to face with Blossom and started sending a flurry of punches. Blossom countered that by delivering a punch that send Garnet flying. Blossom flew to where Garnet landed, but instead, a red Gem and a blue Gem appeared. They were Ruby and Sapphire.

"Who are you?" Asked Blossom.

"We are Ruby and Sapphire." Said Sapphire. "We are what make up Garnet."

"And you separated us, you cold bug-eyed cretin!" Said Ruby.

"Well, I have something to say myself." Said Blossom. "The cold never bothered me, anyway!" She started breathing ice and froze Sapphire, while Ruby was immune to the frost.

"Now you've asked for it!" Said Ruby, and she jumped onto Blossom, who was floating in the air. Blossom couldn't see where she was going, so she shot lasers out of her eyes, and Ruby let go. She shape-shifted into a pillow so she wouldn't shatter. Sapphire soon defrosted and pursued after Blossom by making an ice bridge.

Meanwhile, Pearl was fighting Bubbles, but while they were fighting, Bubbles started crying.

"Oh my goodness!" Said Pearl. "I didn't mean to hurt you... Wait. That computer with legs said she has supersonic screeches. I better duck and cover." Pearl hid behind a boulder and Bubbles started screaming. Thankfully, Pearl doesn't have ears, but she still blocked where her ears would be. After her uproar, Bubbles started looking for Pearl.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Said Bubbles. Pearl then summoned a Holo-Pearl, and it pursued after Bubbles.

"Oh, there you are!" Said Bubbles.

"Not quite!" Said Pearl, who leapt out from behind the rock, and both of them threw spears at Bubbles. Bubbles dodged the spears and shot lasers out of her eyes. Pearl has no choice but to fuse with someone.

Meanwhile, Amethyst was fighting Buttercup. Buttercup was delivering punches and sent Amethyst flying. She shape-shifted into a bird so she wouldn't hit the ground, and Buttercup started chasing Amethyst. When Buttercup finally caught Amethyst, she turned into the Purple Puma. Amethyst then dropped to the ground with Buttercup in tow.

"Impressive." Said Buttercup. "Stronger than I thought. Now it's my turn!" Buttercup was about to deliver another punch, but then Amethyst wrapped Buttercup with her whip. However, Buttercup broke free, and Amethyst started fleeing. She ran into Pearl, much to her surprise.

"What are you doing here?" Asked Amethyst.

"I got away by distracting the blue one with holographic clones of myself." Answered Pearl. "Is it okay if I fuse with you?"

"Opal?" Asked Amethyst.

"Opal." Said Pearl. They performed their dance and formed Opal.

"Who's the purple woman?" Asked Buttercup.

"She's Opal." Said Garnet, who recently reformed. "And she's going to kick your butt." Buttercup looked at Opal again, and she had an arrow pointed at her. Opal fired, but Buttercup dodged the arrows. However it hit Blossom instead.

"Ow!" She said.

"Blossom, are you okay?" Asked Bubbles.

"I'm fine, Bubbles." Said Blossom, who now had a black eye. "I just damaged my eye a little." This enraged Buttercup.

"Don't you dare touch my sister!" Said Buttercup, and she started brutally attacking Opal, splitting her back into Amethyst and Pearl. Amethyst turned into a mouse and crawled toward Garnet, and the fusion picked her up.

"Time to mash things up?" Amethyst asked.

"Yes, it is." Said Garnet. While Garnet and Amethyst started performing their fusion dance, Pearl distracted the PowerPuffs with Holo-Pearls. After 20 seconds, Amethyst and Garnet formed Sugilite.

"Ready to fight a real opponent?" She asked.

"That's what we do!" Said Buttercup. "Ready girls?"

"Ready!" Said Blossom and Bubbles in unison.

"B-Bomb!" Said the PowerPuffs. They started connecting together and a beam of pink, blue, and green was about to hit Sugilite and Pearl, but then Steven jumped in and activated his shield, protecting the Gems from the dangerous attack.

"What the?" Said the PowerPuff Girls in unison. Sugilite swung her mace around and hit the PowerPuff Girls! When they recovered, Blossom announced their next plan.

"Girls." She said. "We have to perform X-Q."

"But we didn't cover that in training!" Said Bubbles.

"Why not use Cosmic Cannonball?" Asked Buttercup.

"That would kill our allies!" Said Blossom. "We wouldn't want to do that."

"Okay." Said Buttercup. "I'll be right back." A couple seconds later, Buttercup came back with Dexter's spinning device.

"Will this really make thousands of copies of ourselves instead of just dozens?" Asked Bubbles.

"I hope so." Said Blossom. The girls then strapped themselves to the device, and the machine activated automatically. Soon, the PowerPuff Girls were spinning at 200 miles a minute. They were starting to get dizzy, but they felt themselves dividing. After two minutes, the machine let go, and there were now 3,000 PowerPuff Girls instead of just three.

"I wonder what's taking those brats so long?" Asked Sugilite. Suddenly, she and Pearl heard a swarming noise: The PowerPuff Girls returned, but there was more of them!

"Time to perform some homicide." Said Sugilite. She swung her mace and hit a couple dozen. However, they were too many for Pearl to handle, and she got poofed.

"No!" Said Steven. He grabbed Pearl's gemstone, put it in his cheeseburger backpack, and trapped himself in a bubble. Six PowerPuffs started chasing after him. Thankfully, Steven's bubble was nearly indestructible. He started calling two of his friends with his cell phone.

"Gumball! Darwin!" He said. "I need your help! We need you to buy use some time! Bring a mirror!"

"Why a mirror?" Asked Darwin.

"Pretend it's a round of Space Gladiators!" Answered Steven.

"But you know the rule!" Said Gumball. "Break a mirror and you get seven years of bad luck!"

"Do you want seven years of bad luck, or do you want seven years in the infirmary?" Asked Darwin.

"Okay." Said Gumball. Not knowing where he was going, Steven hit a rock. Luckily, Gumball and Darwin came just in time.

"Follow me!" Said Steven. "And try not to get killed!" Gumball and Darwin followed Steven, while still carrying the large mirror.

When the three came back, Amethyst and Garnet were fighting the PowerPuff Girls unfused. Suddenly, Steven felt his backpack rumble. He emptied his backpack, and Pearl reformed.

"Steven?" Pearl asked. "Why are you trapped in a bubble again?"

"The PowerPuff Girls poofed you." Said Steven. "When you retreated into your Gem, I put you in my backpack so they wouldn't find you." Steven then turned off his bubble. "Gumball, Darwin. Could you do us a favor and fight the 'aliens' for us? Think of it like a video game!"

"Oh boy!" Both of them said in unison. They grabbed the mirror and headed towards the PowerPuff Girls. One of them tried shooting a beam at the cat and goldfish, but the mirror reflected it back and hit a PowerPuff.

"Combo breaker!" Said Gumball and Darwin.
Author's Notes: Space Gladiators is the name I gave to the unnamed video game that Gumball and Darwin play in the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Phone'. It was reminiscent to the classic arcade game Space Invaders.
 
The fight between the PowerPuff clones and Gumball and Darwin is homage to the scene in 'The Phone' in which Gumball and Darwin fight Ocho, an 8-bit spider.

In case you're wondering what they're saying, Gumball and Darwin are saying "Co-co-co-co-combo breaker!"

In Steven Universe, Pearl was actually able to make holographic clones of herself for sword-fighting lessons.

For those not keeping up with Steven Universe, Garnet is actually two Gems fused together: Ruby, a short-tempered red Gem with fire powers, and Sapphire, a calm and kind blue Gem with ice powers. She can also see into the future.

Blossom saying 'the cold never bothered me, anyway' is an obvious reference to Frozen.