The Great Toon War Chapter 8

The Great Toon War Chapter 8

After four long weeks of training, both the old and new Cartoon Network characters went on two different airplanes from California to Tristan da Cunha. It took nearly eleven hours to get there. However, because Tina and Hector were so big, they had to go by boat, which took a little longer. The PowerPuff Girls, however, flew to Tristan da Cunha in five minutes. Ben turned into Ripjaws and swam great lengths to get to Tristan da Cunha. Since dangerous weapons are not allowed to bring on an airplane, Grim carried Jack's sword and the Chicken Ball and opened a portal to Tristan da Cunha with his scythe. Steven's Lion also did something similar: He opened a portal for the Crystal Gems (minus Steven), Phoebe Flame, and Bobert, as well as Rose's scabbard, two of Finn's swords, and Banana Joe's light saber, to get to Tristan da Cunha.

The next day, everyone was at a vacant battle area in Tristan da Cunha. The Classic Cartoon Network (CCN) clan was lead by Madame Foster, while the Modern Cartoon Network (MCN) clan was lead by Nicole Watterson. She and Madame Foster walked over to each other.

"Are you ready to settle this once and for all?" Asked Nicole.

"You bet it, sister!" Said Madame Foster. "Ed boys! Granny wants you to make a throne for her!" The Eds started making a crudely-built throne out of lawn chairs local to Tristan da Cunha.

"That'll do, boys." Said Madame Foster. Wilt grabbed her and put her on the top. "Let the games begin!" Everyone soon assembled to their right team and got their weapons ready.

"First up," Madame Foster shouted through a megaphone. "Dexter vs. Hector!" The short scientist and the colorful giant started approaching each other.

"My mom told me not to get into any fights." Said Hector.

"Well," Said Dexter. "My parents never really cared if I got into fights at school. Do you know what that means?"

"Not really." Said Hector.

"It means they wouldn't care if I turned into..."Dexter started drinking the monster serum and turned into a 250-foot-tall purple reptilian monster with orange plates on his back. "DEXZILLA!!!" Hector only reached Dexzilla's stomach.

"What's the matter, mouse lemur?" Dexzilla laughed. "Too scared to fight someone that might kill you? Ha ha ha ha! You may be big, but not only do I have a bigger body, I have a bigger brain! That means you're a stupid Neanderthal!" While Dexter continued laughing, Hector started getting angry.

"NOBODY CALLS ME STUPID!!!" Shouted Hector, and he climbed up Dexter's body and started punching his face.

"That was just a warm-up!" Said Dexter, and he breathed fire on Hector. The colossal ape let go of the monster and fell to the ground with a loud thud.

"Bobert!" Shouted Hector. "I need backup!" The robot turned his legs into wheels, rollerbladed to Dexter's tail, and pinched it.

"What was that?" Asked Dexter. He turned around and saw a small (or at least to him) robot pinching his tail. "Why, if it isn't an insignificant little toy! A child must be missing it."

"Initiating combat mode." Said Bobert, and he took on a Transformers-like form.

"Do your best, Buzz Lightyear!" Mocked Dexter. Bobert shot lasers into Dexter's eyes, blinding him. Bobert broke out of Dexter's grip, returned to his normal form, and flew away. Jake the Dog then appeared, shaped his feet into a hammer, and smashed Dexzilla with it. He then fell to the ground and returned to his original form. Cow and Chicken then came by and placed the unconscious Dexter on a cot.

"You have your first patient, Dr. Chicken!" Said Cow, and they headed back to the CCN home base.

Author's Note: It's actually unknown of what Hector's (the colorful giant in Gumball) actual height is. I guess it varies from episode to episode.