The Great Toon War Chapter 18

The Great Toon War Chapter 18

"I'm Kellen Kellerman, here on Aberdale News!" Said a female news reporter. "It has been a week since the events of the Great Toon War, and Finn Mertins was reported to have been killed. A funeral is being held today at the Adventure Time set. Meanwhile, Internet sensation Nom Nom the Koala has been arrested for turning three civilized bears savage. He has been sentenced to spend ten years in the Charles Darwin Zoo." The scene then changes to Nom Nom in a cage with a python.

"Why do I have to be with a snake?" Asked Nom Nom.

"Because our other koala already has a mate." Said the python. "That's what Mr. Lyon says."

"Help me." Nom Nom whimpered. The scene then switched back to Kellen Kellerman.

"In unrelated news," Kellerman continued. "Last night, Blooerguard Q Kazoo has been given a special Oscar for making the first piece of film to be recorded by a cartoon character." The scene then switched to Bloo, with the help of Wilt, building a shelf for his trophy.

"I can't believe I won something for once!" Said Bloo.

"Me neither, Bloo!" Said Wilt. "You must be proud of yourself."

"I am proud of myself!" Declared Bloo. "Too bad I won't get a key to the city or a new car." The scene then switched back to Kellerman.

"That's all we have to say for now on Aberdale News!" Said Kellen. "I am Kellen Kellerman, signing off!"

Meanwhile, at nighttime in the land of Ooo, thousands of denizens and citizens showed up at Finn's funeral. It was presented by Bonnibel Bubblegum. Jake, Marceline, Ice King, LSP, BMO, and Phoebe already gave their speeches, and Bonnibel was ready to give hers.

"We have gathered here today because Finn, the last human in existence, died during the Great Toon War." She began. "He was one of the most amazing people I've ever met. He has rescued many princesses, fought many monsters, explored multiple dungeons, and was willing to help others with their problems! We will forever be grateful. Wildberry Princess, could you get some flowers ready when we bury Finn?"

"Okay, Princess Bubblegum." Wildberry Princess replied with a squeaky voice. Soon, Jake arrived with Finn in his bulldozer-shaped hands. He placed Finn on the ground, dug a hole for Finn to fit in, and placed Finn inside the hole.

"Now, Wildberry Princess!" Said Bonnibel. The berry princess threw flowers into Finn's grave. Marceline felt it was right to sing the song 'Best Friends In The World'. During the song, a celestial owl appeared in the sky and screeched like a falcon.

"The Cosmic Owl." Said Viola, one of Jake's children.

"We'll miss you, Uncle Finn." Said Charlie, another one of Jake's children.

"How are we gonna continue the show without Finn?" Asked Jake Jr, yet another one of Jake's children.

"I don't think we can." Said Jake. Little did everyone know that within a snail's shell, the whole funeral was being viewed by Pendleton Ward, creator of Adventure Time.

A week later, a package arrived at the Tree Fort. The doorbell rang, and Jake opened the door. Jake was surprised to see a package here. There was a sticker that said 'Open Immediately', so Jake opened the package, and to his surprise, Finn was in there!

"Buddy!" Shouted Jake. "But you're supposed to be dead."

"You should read this note, Jake." Said 'Finn', holding a piece of paper. Jake grabbed it and started reading.

Dear Jake,

I heard about Finn's death in Tristan da Cunha. Our crew in New York was devastated when they heard that, so Fred Siebert decided that we should make a Xerox copy of Finn for the final season of Adventure Time. We also didn't want the show to end on a cliffhanger, or else we'd get lots of angry fans. I also felt that you deserve Finn, and that you two need each other. That is one of the reasons we made a copy of Finn, but in our hearts, nothing will replace the original. We hope you like our present!

Your chum, Pen Ward

After reading the letter, Jake looked at the Finn clone and asked him a question.

"Would you like to go on an adventure?" Asked Jake.

"You bet I do!" Replied Finn. "Just let me grab Scarlet!" The two of them then set off on an adventure to the Valley of Monsters.

The End

Author's Notes: Kellen Kellerman was a news spokeswoman from the Clarence episode 'Sneaky Peaky'.

Bloo complaining about not getting the key to the city or a new car is a reference to the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends episodes 'Phone Home' and 'Bloo's the Boss'.

The python Nom Nom unfortunately gets constricted by in this chapter is Slips Python from My Gym Partner's a Monkey.

The koala Slips mentions in this chapter is another 'Gym Partner' reference: Deirdre Koala from 'She's Koala That'.

The snail in this chapter is a character in Adventure Time who appears in every episode as an Easter Egg. He's similar to how the Pizza Planet truck from Toy Story appears in every single Pixar film except for The Incredibles.

The Cosmic Owl, another Adventure Time character, flying over the Adventure Time characters in this chapter is a homage/reference to a rainbow that appeared over Pixar shortly after the announcement of Steve Jobs's death, as shown in the book 'Creativity Inc'.

The song 'Best Friends In The World' is from the Adventure Time episode 'What Was Missing'.
Well, that puts the end to my story The Great Toon War. On Saturday, December 16th, I will review Blue Sky's 12th feature film, Ferdinand!