Meanwhile, in Hillwood, the townsfolk were celebrating the victory of the Coon's defeat. There was a parade with musicians, acrobats, and a Chinese dragon suggested by one of the locals, Mr. Hyunh. The dragon was green with orange eyes and blue plates on its back. Squidward, Ronnie Anne, Heffer, Harold, and Sid were also in the parade, holding a banner that read 'Heroes of Michigan', with Squidward and Ronnie Anne riding horses. However, the girl and the gang of three had sad looks on their faces. Lincoln spotted Ronnie Anne, and Lynn, with Lincoln still on her back, galloped towards her.
"Ronnie Anne!" Said Lincoln.
"Stinkiln?" Questioned Ronnie Anne.
"Some of the Coons survived." He said. "They're in the city!"
"You don't belong here, Stinkiln." Replied Ronnie Anne. "Go home."
"I saw them in the mountains." Said Lincoln. "You have to believe me."
"Why should I?" Asked Ronnie Anne. Lynn stood in front of the girl horizontally.
"Why else would I come back?" Responded Lincoln. "You said you trusted Collin. How is 'Stinkiln' any different?" Ronnie Anne simply continued her way. Lincoln then saw Heffer, Harold, and Sid.
"Keep your eyes open." Lincoln told them. "I know they're here." Lincoln got off of Lynn and started heading for city hall.
"Where are you going?" Asked Craig.
"To find someone who will believe me." Answered Lincoln, and he swam (but not literally) through an ocean of people.
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Meanwhile, at city hall, Ronnie Anne, Squidward, the gang of three, and the green dragon were walking up to Mayor Dixie. Squidward was holding Oonski's mace. When they made it to the top, a gong was hit, and Miss Sarah Dixie showed up.
"Citizens of Hillwood!" She announced. "Heaven smiles down upon Hillwood and Royal Woods. Michigan will sleep safely tonight thanks to our brave warriors." Everyone cheered upon the Mayor's proclamation. Meanwhile, Lincoln is trying to find someone who would listen, but to no success.
"Sir, Mayor Dixie's in danger!" He told a man with a 5:00 shadow, black hair and a moustache, big muscular arms, green suspenders, and a blue wool cap, but he just scoffed off. He then tried to persuade an old man that looked like Squidward.
"But the Coons are here." Lincoln exclaimed, but the man walked off as well. Lincoln then looked at Craig. "No one will listen." Even Craig was ignoring Lincoln.
"Did you say something?" He asked. "You're a worthless boy again, remember?"
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Back at city hall, Ronnie Anne was about to show Mayor Dixie Ooonski's mace.
"I present to you the mace of Oonski the Great." Said Ronnie Anne, bowing on her knees.
"I know what this means to you, Ms. Santiago." Said Sarah. "Bobby would've been very proud." Suddenly, an anhinga swooped down and took Oonski's mace. This wasn't any anhinga: it was Oonski's anhinga, and Oonski appeared on the roof! Coons popped out of the dragon, ran off with Dixie, and went inside a tall building. Ronnie Anne ran towards the entrance, but it was locked. Oonski appeared on another building. The soldiers tried to break down the door of the building with a trash can, but to no prevail.
"They'll never reach the Mayor in time." Lincoln said to himself. He got the attention of Ronnie Anne, Heffer, Harold, and Sid and told him about his plan: They were going to go up the building by using ropes, a similar technique used for fetching the arrow. But first, Sid, Heffer, Harold, and Lincoln needed disguises, so they went to a Macy's and bought some clothes.
After the shopping spree, the gang of three and Lincoln dressed up as women. Sid, Heffer, and Harold climbed up using ribbons, Lincoln climbed up using a yo-yo with a strong string, and Ronnie Anne climbed up using her purple jacket. They snuck in through different windows.
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Meanwhile, on top of the building, the beaver brothers of different colors, Norbert and Daggett, were holding Dixie. Oonski appeared from below and said "Boo."
"Guard the door." He told the beaver flunkies. Oonski then spoke to Mayor Dixie. "Your walls and armies have fallen, and now it's your turn. Bow to me."
Norbert and Daggett, along with other Coons, were now below on the fourth floor. Lincoln and the gang got out of a closet and pretended to be women with their new disguises, while Ronnie Anne was waiting behind a chair. Lincoln wore a white wig, an orange blouse, a blue skirt, and pearl earrings. Sid wore a blonde wig, an orange shirt, a green jacket, blue jeans, and purple lipstick. Harold wore a blonde wig, a red shirt, a purple dress, and green leggings. Heffer wore a purple wig, a yellow shirt with a cat on it, a blue skirt, and magenta pants.
"Concubines." Said Norbert.
"Ugly concubines." Said Daggett. An apple dropped from Sid's dress, and it had a bite out of it. Ronnie Anne just face-palmed herself, but this didn't go unnoticed by Oonski's anhinga. Thankfully, before he could screech, Craig breathed fire on the bird, burning all the feathers off.
"Now that's what I call roast chicken." Said Craig.
Meanwhile, Daggett picked up Sid's apple, but then, he, Harold, and Heffer all pulled out different fruit from their dresses. Heffer pulled out two watermelons, plopped them on the beavers' heads, and clocked them together.
Sid pulled out another apple, put it in Rancid Rabbit's (the green bunny) mouth, kicked him in the stomach, and then smashed him with his head.
Harold dodged the rat's bites, grabbed him by the snout, and slammed him to the ground.
Lincoln tried to hit a yo-yo at Boomer, the blue bear, but he just grabbed it from the boy's hands and pinned him to the ground.
"That's what you get for burying my fellow Coons, Goldilocks." He said. Before he could scratch Lincoln's eyeballs out, Craig appeared behind Boomer and bit him with flaming fangs, knocking the bear unconscious.
"You can breathe fire?" Lincoln asked in astonishment.
"I told you I had real powers!" Said Craig. Lincoln then looked at Ronnie Anne.
"Ronnie Anne, go!" He said. While the gang of three were fighting, Lincoln changed back into his normal clothes.
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Meanwhile, on the roof, Oonski was starting to get tired of Sarah's stubbornness.
"I'd rather get infected with orange and green slime than bow to you." She replied.
"Then you shall kneel in pieces!" Before he could attack Dixie, Ronnie Anne came through a door and started fighting the beaver. During the fight, Lincoln, who was now wearing his normal clothing, got to the roof with the trio, and he told Heffer to bring Mayor Dixie down.
"Sorry, Mayor Trixie." Said the steer, and he went down a telephone wire with Sarah in his arms. Sid and Heffer soon followed. This made Oonski mad, and he kept fighting Ronnie Anne until she fainted. Lincoln cut the wire so Oonski wouldn't make it down. Oonski then looked at Ronnie Anne, who just woke up.
"You." Said the beaver, grabbing Ronnie Anne by her shirt. "You took away my victory!"
"No she didn't!" Said Lincoln. "I did." He put his mouth guard back on to show him the similarities between Lincoln and 'Collin'.
"The soldier from the mountains." Oonski let go of Ronnie Anne and charged after Lincoln instead. Lincoln locked the door and started running through the halls. Craig met up with Lincoln riding on the featherless anhinga.
"So, what's the plan?" He asked, but Lincoln didn't answer. "You don't have a plan?!"
"Hey, I'm making this up as I..." Lincoln then saw fireworks men in the distance. "Go. Craig, could you get me a firework, please?"
"Way ahead of you, brother." Said the serpent, and he jumped on a kite to the next building. Oonski eventually broke through the door and continued chasing after Lincoln. He walked out of a window and climbed up a roof.
Author's Notes: The dragon disguise is none other than Reptar, the babies' fictional dinosaur idol and hero in The Rugrats.
'Stinkiln' was a nickname Lynn Jr. would give Lincoln on The Loud House from time to time.
Sid's disguise is based on Debbie Thornberry, Eliza's older grouchy sister on The Wild Thornberrys.
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| Debbie is on the left. |
Harold's disguise is based on Angelica Pickles, Tommy's devious older cousin in The Rugrats.
And finally, as a joke, Heffer's disguise is based on Miko Kubota from the Netflix-exclusive Glitch Techs. She's a Japanese-American video game fanatic with ADHD, which I'm sure will appeal to special needs viewers.
The old man that looks like Squidward in this chapter is actually Barnacle Boy from SpongeBob SquarePants.
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| Barnacle Boy is on the right. |
The man with a 5:00 shadow, black hair and a moustache, big muscular arms, green suspenders, and a blue wool cap is actually Angus from the recent Nicktoon Middlemost Post, which follows in the same footsteps as SpongeBob.
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| Angus alongside protagonist Parker J Cloud and pet walrus Russell. |
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