Back at 410 Setreal Road, Adult Angelica and Marvin tied up Chip and Gadget with metal
wire and hoisted it above the water. As for Zipper, he was trapped in a jar.
“It’s almost feeding time for my fish!” Said Angelica, as she lowered the wire to the water and
a dorsal fin popped out.
“Please let it be a dolphin from Mary Poppins Returns.” Chip muttered to himself, and Glut, theshark from The Little Mermaid, popped out.
“Can’t we have one last word before we get eaten?” Asked Gadget.
“Oh no.” Said Marvin. “We’re not falling for that trick. You’re gonna trick us into giving someone a
hint that will let you escape.”
“What’s the point in trying to escape, Gadget?” Chip asked with a melancholy tone. “Without Dale,
I’m nothing.”
“You sure are, you dumb babies.” Said Angelica.
“Can we get on with this?” Asked Glut. “I’m getting hungry!”
“Alright, alright.” Said Marvin, grabbing an ACME singing sword that bared a strong resemblance to
John Bon Jovi.
“Tommy used to work on the docks.” It sang. “Union’s been on strike. He’s out on his luck. It’s tough,
so tough.” Marvin tossed the sword aside and shot the wire with a musket, making it snap and have
Chip and Gadget fall into Glut’s mouth. With Angelica and Marvin distracted, Zipper had the courage
to knock the jar he was trapped in off the table, making it shatter.
“Hey, who did that?” Asked Angelica. She then noticed that Zipper was loose. “Alexandrite, follow
Zipper. Make sure he doesn’t make it to the police." Alexandrite followed Zipper all the way to Ellie’s
detective agency.
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At Ellie’s agency, she was contemplating about the lack of Toon cases in Los Angeles. She hasn’t
solved a case since clearing the name of Jack Skellington.
“What I’d use for advice from Valiant and Valiant.” She said. Suddenly, Zipper flew through the window.
“Are you Ms. Steckler?” He asked. “Chip, Dale, and Gadget are in trouble. Dale’s been sucked
into a USB drive, and Chip and Gadget have been eaten by a Toon shark.”
“That’s horrible.” Replied Ellie. “But where’s Monty?” Then there was a knock on her door. She
walked over to the door, opened it, and saw Alexandrite. “Now who’s this?”
“Your worst nightmare.” Said Alexandrite while opening her second mouth right where her chin was.
“Don’t worry.” Said Ellie, opening a safe. “I have a weapon for every animation style known to man.
Let’s see. Eraser. Ballpoint pen. USB drive. Here it is: Turpentine acetone benzene, or as you may
call it, dip. This is lethal to hand-drawn Toons, so it’s advised to stand back.” Ellie opened a bottle of
dip and spilled it on Alexandrite, making her melt into a puddle of blue and purple paint.
“Where are Chip and Gadget tied up?” She asked.
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Meanwhile, inside Glut’s mouth, Gadget was trying to knock some sense into Chip.
“Chip, snap out of it!” She said. “We can still rescue Dale if you stop being mopey! You still have
Bruno and Ribbits back at Coercive as your friends! Not to mention Monterey Jack.”
“Dale was special.” Answered Chip. “He was the only friend I had during elementary school. During
college. During production of Rescue Rangers. Even during last year’s escapade. Besides, it would
take a miracle for someone to get us out of here.” As if on cue, Ariel opened up Glut’s mouth and
placed a ruler inside his mouth. She grabbed the rodents, untied them, and placed a six-pack on Glut's
mouth. When she swam to the surface, Chip asked her questions.
“What are you doing here?” He asked. “Shouldn’t you be back at Disney? They’re having a 100-year
anniversary later this year.”
“Think of it as a thank you for rescuing Flounder last year.” She said, and Ariel threw Chip and Gadget
back onto the dock, right where Angelica and Marvin were standing.
“How did you get back up here?” She asked. “No matter. There’s more than one way to skin a munk.”
She grabbed a bag and pulled out an ACME-brand spiked boot. “Say goodbye again, dumb babies!”
Suddenly, they heard a car driving into the dock, and Chip was surprised to find out who was there:
Not just Ellie with her customized truck, but also Ed, Edd n Eddy in the back.
“The caviar has arrived!” Claimed Eddy.
“It’s actually cavalry, Eddy.” Said Double D. “Not caviar.”
“Whatever.” Said Eddy. “Time for the El Mongo Stink Bomb!” Eddy picked up a green water balloon
and threw it onto the dock, emitting a foul odor that made Chip, Gadget, Angelica, and Marvin all faint.
“Better pinch your nostrils, everybody!” Said Double D, and he gave Eddy and Ellie nose plugs, while
Ed and Zipper didn’t need plugs.
“Do you suppose you could rescue my heroes?” Asked Ellie.
“Already on it!” Said Ed, opening the truck door and walking over to the dock to grab everyone, while
Zipper snatched the USB drives containing Moana and Dale. Ed literally threw Angelica and Marvin into
the back of the truck and gently handed the rodents to Ellie.
“Next stop, the police station.” Said Zipper, and they drove off to the LAPD.
Author’s Notes: I’m so sorry for killing off Alexandrite in this story. I imagine that Alexandrite in
this world is not Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl fused together, but a separate actor.
Yes, the shark from The Little Mermaid is named Glut. I’m aware that he shouldn’t be able to
talk, but if Zipper can talk in Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers (the 2022 film), why not Glut?
Glut tearing apart some of the sunken ship.
The singing sword caricatured after John Bon Jovi is a reference to how Eddie Valiant in
Who Framed Roger Rabbit pulled out a sword that looked like Frank Sinatra.
The ballpoint pen in Ellie’s safe is a nod to how the early Looney Tunes character, Bosko,
was sucked into a ballpoint pen in his first appearance, since he was made out of ink.
so they couldn’t call for help.
In the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode ‘Fool on the Ed’, Eddy claims that he’s the king of pranks.
However, when a mysterious prankster known as the Prank Master starts pranking other kids,
it scares the Eds. After giving each other wedgies, however, they discover that there was no
Prank Master, and the kids were just pretending to be pranked. Eddy decides to take revenge
by pulling the best prank yet: The El Mongo Stink Bomb.
However, the smell is too strong, and it makes the other kids either run away or faint from the
stench. Ed, however, finds the smell pleasing.
In ‘Rescue Rangers’, Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas has apparently
been embezzling from his own charity for years.
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