Meanwhile, the police have dropped CGI Angelica in Toontown, which was now home to preschool Toons. All the Toons woke up and started greeting Angelica, including a curious little ape, a quartet of five-year-old kids with huge heads and a passion for music, mermaids the size of goldfish, and a stop-motion clown.
“Look!” Said one of the big-headed kids. “There’s a new friend to visit us.”
“We should sing to her.” Said the clown, and they all started singing cheerfully and ominously at the same time.
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Shouted Angelica. “Cynthia, help me!!!”
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Monday morning arrived, and Chip had an hour until his work shift started. He used this time to drive over to the door and knocked on it. Soon enough, Dr. Otto Von Scratchansniff arrived at the front door.
“Why, if it isn’t Chip.” He said. “Are you here to pick up Monterrey Jack?”
“Yes.” Answered Chip. “And make it quick, please. I promised my friends at work that I’d come back on Monday, and today’s Monday.”
“I’ll be right on it.” Said Dr. Scratchansniff, as he walked over to the guest’s bedroom and picked up Monterey Jack, who actually gained half a pound from eating so much cheese.
“Monty?” Asked Chip. “What happened to you?”
“I don’t want to see another piece of cheese until the next month!” The mouse complained before letting out a belch.
“To help my patients with their addictions,” Scratchansniff added. “The first thing I always do is feed them whatever they’re addicted to until they can't stomach anymore. Within a few weeks, Monty will prefer vegetables over cheese.”
“Can I come with you to work today, Chipper?” Asked Monty. “I don’t want to get Miley sick.”
“It’s Millie.” Said Chip, walking Monterrey over to his car. “And no, she’s not lactose intolerant. But you can come to work with me, if you want.”
"Looks like I'm off to the grocery store." Replied Scratchensniff.
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Word soon spread that Ugly Sonic has been depixelated by Angel Paradise. With this in mind, the producers of ‘Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes’ held auditions for who would be the new star (or stars) of the show, which would be changed to a har+ exclusive. Auditioning Toons included Anastasia and Drisella from Cinderella, Forky from Toy Story 4, Pumbaa from Jon Favreau’s The Lion King, and even though he’s not ugly or unsettling, Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. Patrick, however, believes that eating ketchup, onions, and oysters will make him ugly. It does, however, give him halitosis.
“Hello, there!” He said to a mirror in the lobby. “I am Ugly Sonic, and I have to give you a ticket.” The smell was so bad that it actually punched Drisella in the face.
“You may not be ugly,” She said. “But you need a visit from the dentist!” Soon, five ugly monsters burst through the door, so ugly, in fact, that they’d make Ugly Sonic look like a supermodel. The first monster was purple with protruding tusks and wore nothing but underwear. The second monster was made entirely of butts, but was the most mature member of the group. The third monster looked like a mole with a filthy orange shirt and a huge grotesque nose. The fourth monster was basically a green ball with pimples and hairy human arms. The fifth and final monster had dry blue skin and looked like a gargoyle.
“Hello, there!” Said the purple monster, and all the other Toons were downright disgusted. “We’re the Disgustoids, and we’re here to audition for the show! We haven’t had work in years, and we’d love to work on a show that views ugly Toons in a positive light! Where do we sign up?”
“The desk is right over there.” Said Pumbaa, pointing to the desk with his tail. The green monster bounced over to the desk, wrote out the form, and burst through the next door, with the other monsters following. The CEO was horrified yet impressed by the monsters, and he immediately asked who they are.
“Exactly who are you beasts?” He asked.
“We’re the Disgustoids!” Said the purple monster. “I’m Festro, and these are my partners Fart, Gweelok, Slog, and Dingle.”
“And we were the stars of Secret Mountain Fort Awesome!” Said Gweelok, the green ball. “But then those executives at Cartoon Network gave us the boot after we were on the air for six months, two weeks, and one day. FanBoy and Chum-Chum lasted longer, for crying out loud!”
“And now, we’re trying to find work.” Said Fart, the one made out of butts.
“Well, you certainly look ugly.” Said the CEO. “As you may or may not know, Ugly Sonic starred in a reality show with the FBI called ‘Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes’. However, now that there’s no Ugly Sonic, the future of the show is in jeopardy. Because not many people watch TV anymore, we’re changing the show to a har+ exclusive. How would you five like to work on the show? We could call it ‘Ugly Monsters, Uglier Crimes’.” The monsters’ eyes grew as big as dinner plates.
“We’d love it!” They all said.
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Meanwhile, at the Los Angeles jail, Adult Angelica was in a prison cell right next to Jimmy and Bob, two members of the infamous Valley Gang. Bob looked towards Angelica and asked a question.
“Who are you?” Bob asked with his dead eyes.
“I’m Angelica Pickles.” She answered. “If I had a USB drive, I’d zap you, especially with those Polar Express eyes.”
“And if Sweet Pete wasn’t in the rubber room,” Bob retorted. “He’d bootleg you and make you look like, say, Star Butterfly.”
“Maybe you should just lift your grudge, your foulness.” Said Biggo-Ego. “Eddie Valiant was able to lift his grudge against Toons. Maybe you should lift your grudge against CGI characters.”
“That will happen when mankind colonizes Neptune.” Said Marvin, who was in the same cell as Captain Putty. He then looked at the claymation figure in the corner. “And what are you in for, Gumby?”
Author’s Notes: Whoever can successfully recognize the preschool Toons in this chapter will be rewarded with a movie of your choice for me to review in October! However, in case no one gets the answer, I'll provide some hints: The curious little ape is adapted from a series of children's books by Hans and Margret Rey, the big-headed kids are from a Disney Junior show that was best described as a cross between Dora the Explorer and Fantasia, the mermaids the size of goldfish are from a Nick Jr. show which has CG character with 2D faces, and the stop-motion clown was from another Disney Junior show starting with a J.
Har+ was a streaming service in the world of Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers. Mr. Doubtfire, a sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire starring Meryl Streep, was a movie on the service.
In the SpongeBob episode ‘Something Smells’, it’s Sunday, and SpongeBob decides to celebrate the occasion by having an Ice Cream Sundae. However, he has no ice cream or fresh peanuts, so he makes one out of ketchup, onions, and a rotting peanut plant. This gave SpongeBob halitosis (bad breath), making everyone want to avoid him.
Patrick tells him that everyone ran away because they thought SpongeBob was ugly. SpongeBob soon becomes afraid to go outside the house, so Patrick tells him that he’s ugly and proud of it. While at the movie theater, SpongeBob gives Patrick some of his Sundae, and now, he thinks he’s ugly, too!
“I caught… the ugly!”
Luckily, SpongeBob and Patrick discover that they’re not actually ugly: They just stink.
The oysters, however, come from the fact that starfish love to eat bivalves (which includes oysters, clams, mussels, and scallops).
The stink line punching Drisella in the face is a nod to how the cheese that Monty bought was so smelly that it (the smell) actually punched Monty in the face!
The smell forming a fist.
Secret Mountain Fort Awesome was a short-lived Cartoon Network show about five monsters: Festro, Gweelock, Slog, Dingle, and The Fart. Together, they hang out at their underground mountain fort and unleash crazy stunts to the public.
Secret Mountain Fort Awesome was best described as Ren and Stimpy but with monsters. The show got negative reviews from audiences, and it’s easy to understand why.
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