20. Escape From Planet Earth (2013)
This film is basically Planet 51 in reverse. On the Planet
Baab, a blue alien named Scorch Supernova (Brendan Fraser) sets off to planet
Earth after hearing about SOS signals coming from that planet. He gets captured
by General Shanker Saunderson (William Shatner), and now, it’s up to Scorch’s brother Gary (Rob
Corddry) to save him. The film has generic character designs and a plot point
that makes me laugh: Aliens from across the universe have been captured by
humans to build impossible inventions, like Smartphones, the Internet, and even
animated films. There’s even a Pixar reference with a caricature of John
Lasseter!
19. Walking With Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie (2013)
Walking With Dinosaurs was a hybrid feature that would bring
viewers to how Earth was like 70 million years ago. The film was originally going to
have no dialogue, but the executives at 20th Century Fox, who
distributed the film, felt like the viewers would emphasize with the characters
more if the dinosaurs would talk. At the last minute, Justin Long, John
Leguizamo, Skyler Stone, and Angourie Rice recorded voices for four of the
dinosaurs. The end result was a movie with beautiful animation interacting fruitfully with live-action landscapes, but is
dominated by a clumsy script with infantile humor. However, when Walking With
Dinosaurs was released on Blu-Ray in March 2014, there is an audio option called the
‘Cretaceous Cut’, which featured the film without the dinosaurs talking.
18. Free Birds (2013)
This movie is basically a cross between Chicken Run and Back
to the Future. Reggie (Owen Wilson), a pardoned turkey, has been picked by Jake
(Woody Harrelson) to go back in time with him to the 17th century to
stop turkeys from being on the Thanksgiving menu. Free Birds may not be as horrible as later films on this list, but it has a corny plot and tone with some mediocre animation. Thankfully, Reel FX Creative Studios, the animation house behind Free Birds, redeemed themselves with
The Book of Life, which made it into my Top 30 Best CGI Movies countdown. Also, like Rachel said in this video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHrcO_sou7g
Jake and Reggie landed in the wrong time period. Turkey was not a major course at the first Thanksgiving. In fact, turkey didn't become a Thanksgiving tradition until at least the 1940s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHrcO_sou7g
Jake and Reggie landed in the wrong time period. Turkey was not a major course at the first Thanksgiving. In fact, turkey didn't become a Thanksgiving tradition until at least the 1940s.
17. Arthur and the Invisibles (2007)
If you thought The Ant Bully was bad (which I don’t think
so), then Arthur and the Invisibles is even worse. The story is about a young
boy named Arthur (Freddie Highmore), who is in danger of losing his home from
real estate agents. Through his deceased grandfather’s clues and a book about tiny
creatures called the ‘Minimoys’, Arthur finds the tribe, turns into a Minimoy
himself, and sets on a journey with Princess Selenia (Madonna) and her brother Betameche (Jimmy Fallon) to save Arthur’s home. If you look back at my
review of The Ant Bully, you can tell that I partially
enjoyed it, but Arthur and the the Invisibles bored me half to death. My thoughts of The Ant Bully are in this link below.
http://asateriale.blogspot.com/2016/03/movie-review-ant-bully-2-27-16-in-2006.html
http://asateriale.blogspot.com/2016/03/movie-review-ant-bully-2-27-16-in-2006.html
16. The Wild (2006)
What would happen if you combined The Lion King and Finding Nemo, two of
the most popular animated films of all time, and put in a drop of
DreamWorks' Madagascar? You get an animated film with out-of-place
designs and forgettable side characters. The Wild is about a lion named
Samson (Kiefer Sutherland), who lives in the Central Park Zoo with his
son Ryan (Greg Cipes). Wanting to be like his father, Ryan escapes to
Africa. Now it's up to Samson, along with his friends Benny the
squirrel (Jim Belushi), Nigel the koala (Eddie Izzard), Larry the anaconda (Richard Kind), and Bridget the giraffe (Janeane Garofalo)
to escape from New York to Africa, as well as saving Ryan from being
eaten by wildebeests who are tired of being at the bottom of the food chain. While The Wild may be more pleasant to look at
than Madagascar, the film suffers from uneven storytelling and an odd
choice for an antagonist: a wildebeest voiced by William Shatner.
15. Fly Me To The Moon (2008)
Fly Me To The Moon is said to be the first animated film to be created for stereoscopic 3D. The film takes place in 1969, and young fly Nat dreams of being an adventurer like his
grandfather. Along with his friends, IQ and Scooter, Nat hitches a ride
on the Apollo 11 rocket ship heading to the moon. However, the Russian flies are jealous, and will do anything to prevent Nat, IQ, and Scooter from coming home. Fly Me To The Moon has
a juvenile script that feels like it was written by a ten-year-old,
animation that mirrors the early days of Pixar, and lots of corny fly
puns.
14. The Hero of Color City (2014)
A good way to describe this movie is like Toy Story with crayons. Whenever Ben, a young human boy, goes to sleep, the crayons in his room come to life. When the cowardly Yellow gets left behind, she meets an unfinished drawing named King Scrawl, and follows her to Color City. Tired of being just white, Scrawl blocks the Colorfalls, where the crayons get their color. Without the falls, the color from the crayons would fade away. Now Yellow, along with cool Blue, timekeeping Green, sassy Red, and twins Black and White to find Scrawl and save Color City from disappearing. The Hero of Color City has a poorly-written plot, bad animation, unlikable characters, jokes that don't make sense, and degrading songs, though there's only three in the whole film. It's hard to believe this movie was even released in theaters!
14. The Hero of Color City (2014)
A good way to describe this movie is like Toy Story with crayons. Whenever Ben, a young human boy, goes to sleep, the crayons in his room come to life. When the cowardly Yellow gets left behind, she meets an unfinished drawing named King Scrawl, and follows her to Color City. Tired of being just white, Scrawl blocks the Colorfalls, where the crayons get their color. Without the falls, the color from the crayons would fade away. Now Yellow, along with cool Blue, timekeeping Green, sassy Red, and twins Black and White to find Scrawl and save Color City from disappearing. The Hero of Color City has a poorly-written plot, bad animation, unlikable characters, jokes that don't make sense, and degrading songs, though there's only three in the whole film. It's hard to believe this movie was even released in theaters!
13. Strange Magic (2015)
Oh, George Lucas. Why did you have to be involved with this
Frozen knockoff? Based on William Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’,
Strange Magic is about a fairy named Marianne, who wants to search for true
love, and finds it in the most unlikely place. Strange Magic is a mess with a
forgettable plot, unoriginal characters, and unnecessary needle drops, though the animation is near Pixar quality.
12. Alpha and Omega (2010)
Alpha and Omega is an animated tale about two
different
wolves: a carefree omega wolf named Humphrey (Justin Long) and a
reindeer-hunting alpha wolf named Kate (Hayden Panettiere), who have
nothing in
common. When they are taken from their home in Canada to Idaho, the two
wolves
have to journey back home together, whether they like it or not. I am
aware
there are some people that love this film, but I’m personally not too
fond of
it. The animation is mediocre, the story is clichéd and predictable, and
the
side characters are annoying. Also, this was one of the last movies for
Dennis Hopper to be involved with, as he passed away before the film's
premiere.
11. Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006)
The
plot of Barnyard was basically a cross between Toy
Story, The Lion King, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with farm animals.
The story is about a carefree cow named Otis who has to protect his farm
from coyotes. However, he spends more time on having parties and
pranking humans. The film
has no coherent storyline, bad character designs, and unfunny jokes. In
fact, I
think I’d prefer Home on the Range, which was also about farm animals,
over Barnyard. To
make matters worse, there was a Barnyard TV series, called Back at the
Barnyard, which had worse animation, no continuity from the original
film, and
the absence of Daisy, the cow who was pregnant in the original movie.
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