Movie Review: Furry Vengeance 4-10-17
In
this train wreck of a film, Dan Sanders (Brendan Fraser), who works for
a supposedly Eco-friendly house developing company, wants to destroy a
forest he and his family moved in to to make room for a deluxe shopping mall. When
the local woodland animals hear about this, they stop at nothing to
prevent Dan from destroying their home.
Boy, was this movie bad. Furry Vengeance is so bad it makes Open Season
look like Spirited Away! It makes Rugrats Go Wild look like The Lion
King! It makes Paul Blart look like a Spielberg film! The story is
cliched and predictable, the characters range from one-dimensional to
downright racist and offensive, the jokes are inappropriate and too
gross for kids, and the stunts and effects look cheap and corny. I
am aware that the filmmakers used real animals, but certain scenes look
cheap, like a scene of a turkey vulture chasing Dan.
There's also a scene in which a bear traps Dan in... Gah, a porta potty.
This is a movie that kids will ask their parents to see, and you expect them to think this is funny? What's wrong with you?!
The filmmakers use almost every kind of North American forest mammal imaginable, but no hoofed mammals. How come there are no deer or moose in this film?
In
conclusion, Furry Vengeance is the worst environmental movie I've ever
seen! If you want a good environmental film with a message kids will
understand, I recommend WALL-E, Ferngully, or any of the Disney/Nature
films! Stay away from Furry Vengeance!
Rating: 1 star out of 5
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