Who Framed Fozzie Bear Chapter 13

With all five Moopets defeated, Rich ran over to the Mega Shredder to turn it off, which was seven feet away from Fozzie and Janice. Right before Rich could turn off the machine, Tex Coleman knocked him off and got out a sword. Rich saw some swords lying around, so he grabbed one, only for it to wilt due to the effects of Muppet Labs All-Purpose Tenderizer. Rich threw the sword aside and grabbed a magnet, using it to try to grab Coleman's sword. Coleman, however, used his sword's magnetism to attract a drum to it, trapping Rich.

"Don't move." Said Coleman, getting out a Muppet Labs crushing machine. As the machine approached Rich, he tried to struggle free, but nothing happened. He then grabbed a Muppet Labs Exploding Hat and placed it on the magnet, making it explode. Rich got out of the way and got a bottle of Muppet Labs Super Adhesive. He lured Coleman to the crusher, sprayed some on Coleman's shoes, and rolled out before he could get crushed. Rich rushed over to the Mega Shredder and turned it off, which was four feet away from shredding the two Muppets.

"I wasn't worried." Said Fozzie. "Were you?" As everyone watched Judge Coleman get crushed, they were surprised to see a metal endoskeleton be exposed.

"Holy smokes, he's a puppet!" Said Rich, as the crusher slowly rose up.

"I prefer the term animatronic." Said 'Coleman', as he got up to get himself repaired.

"That makes sense, now." Said Rich, as Coleman was rebuilding himself. "Tex's last name is Richman, not Coleman, and he's in California. Also, Richman was an oil baron, not a theme park baron." When Coleman finished rebuilding himself, Rich identified the being: He had robotic movements and photorealistic eyes. It was the same animatronic who killed Paul! All that was missing was a Muppet-like voice.

"Remember me, Richard?" Coleman asked, starting to sound like Waldorf. "I am the one who killed your brother!" Rich started running, but as soon as he made it to the Mega Shredder, Coleman threw him to the floor and turned the Mega Shredder back on. When Rich got up, Coleman threw a punch at him that sent him flying ten feet backwards. With Rich on the floor, Coleman got out a chainsaw and threatened to kill him with it. Rich lunged out of the way and saw something helpful: A pig whistle. He blew into the whistle, and Miss Piggy, not Poogy, burst through the factory, and Coleman turned off his saw.

"Anyone called for moi?" She asked. "And who's that creep with the chainsaw?"

"I called you, Piggy." Said Rich. "And long story short, Judge Coleman is actually an animatronic, and he wants to destroy Puppetown and kill everyone who lives there to make room for a Star Wars theme park."

"That means you would've killed my frog!" Shouted Piggy, and ran over to Coleman and karate chopped him right into the Puppet Shredder. However, he didn't get shredded, and the machine got jammed.

"No!" Said an unknown voice. The Puppet Shredder turned itself off, inches away from Fozzie and Janice, and out came Disney CEO Bob Iger. "What did you do with my machine? No destruction company would want to destroy a place where their childhood companions lived! Now Star Wars Land will never be made!"

"So, you're the one who thought of the Star Wars Land concept." Said Rich.

"That's right." He said. "Nobody cares about the Muppets anymore, but Star Wars is still loved by millions! And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids."

"Save it for someone who cares." Said Piggy, tying Iger up with rope. "Go, Mr. Jewel! Save your friends!" First, Richard had to destroy the Mega Shredder. He grabbed a box of Exploding Clothes and poured them onto the Shredder. He jumped off the machine before it blew up, creating an explosion powerful enough to destroy the wall that bordered Puppetown. On the other side were Fraggles, singing, dancing, and playing games.

"How are we supposed to get down?" Asked Fozzie. Rich grabbed a remote control that controlled the hook. He lowered the hook down until Fozzie and Janice were on the ground. He untied them, and they were happy.

"Thanks, Richie!" Said Fozzie. "That was a close shave. I thought that our rubber chicken was cooked!"

"Fozzie!" Said Janice, hugging the bear. "You were a magnificent pillar of strength!"

Author's Notes: In the Paul Williams episode of The Muppet Show, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew introduces an All-Purpose Tenderizer. It could tenderize anything, including a ladle, a dish, and even the table.

In the Gilda Radner episode of The Muppet Show, Bunsen and Beaker test out a super adhesive that was so strong, it got stuck to everyone!

Coleman's crushing machine is inspired by Bunsen and Beaker testing pressure in the Muppets NOW episode 'The I.T. Factor'.

Bunsen crushing Beaker's Babe Ruth-signed baseball.