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It has been one year since Chip n Dale defeated Sweet Pete, shut down his bootlegging facility, and freed all the bootlegged Toons. They reunited with Monterey Jack, Gadget, and Zipper for a feature-length reboot movie of their hit show, Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers, and it managed to earn more money than Raya and the Last Dragon and Encanto put together! However, our story doesn’t begin with the rascally chipmunks. It begins at FanCon one night. After performing on stage with Mike and Sulley from Monsters Inc, Ugly Sonic was finally loved for who he really was. As all the humans and Toons left for the night, Ugly Sonic noticed a 2D weasel in front of him by the front door.
“Are you Sonic the Hedgehog?” Asked the weasel.
“Yes and no.” Replied Ugly Sonic. “I am Sonic the Hedgehog, but I’m not the Sonic the Hedgehog. I’m Ugly Sonic, who was going to appear in the first Sonic the Hedgehog movie, but then the internet took one good look at my human teeth and burned the place to the ground.” Flasher, the weasel, couldn’t help but look at Ugly Sonic’s uncanny human teeth.
“What?” Asked Ugly Sonic. “You think I’m ugly, too? If you plan on hurting me, I’ll have to call the FBI.”
“Real Sonic or not,” Said Flasher, holding out a bazooka with a USB drive at the end. “You’re coming with me.” He pulled a trigger on the bazooka, and Ugly Sonic got sucked in as if it were a vacuum cleaner.
“Now to memory-wipe anyone who saw the crime.” Said Flasher. He pulled out a flashlight to memory-wipe everyone with a 200-foot radius. However, this woke up Ed, who with his friends, Edd and Eddy, snuck into FanCon every day after their show got canceled a decade prior.
“Guys, wake up.” Said Ed, looking under the table to wake up Eddy and Edd.
“Ed!” Said Eddy. “You ruined my perfect dream! I dreamt I was in a mansion filled with money. AND JAWBREAKERS!”
“But there was a flash, Eddy.” Said Ed. “It might be important. You told me to keep watch.”
“C’mon, Eddy.” Said Edd, or as everyone else called him, Double D. “It could lead to another ‘Ed-venture!” He then gave out a laugh.
“Alright, alright.” Said Eddy. “Double D, hand me the goggles from episode 106B: Ed-n-Seek!” Double D then handed Eddy a pair of gray goggles with orange lenses. Eddy put them on, and he saw the weasel going into a car.
“It’s a weasel.” He said. “And he has a USB drive with him.”
“USB drive?!” Said Edd. “Eddy, USB drives are lethal to Toons who are made from newer computer technology. What does the car say?”
“Let me look, Sockhead.” Said Eddy. “It says ‘Angel Paradise’. That sure smells fishy, boys.”
“I wish, I wish I was a fish!” Said Ed.
“I think we should contact Chip n Dale, Eddy.” Said Edd. “They solved the bootleg case last year. Maybe it’s connected to this incident. We could get money for the case.”
“Okay.” Said Eddy. “But we’ll contact them tomorrow. I want to go back to my dream!”
“I often dream of pipes, Eddy!” Said Ed.
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The next day, Dale appeared at a kids’ birthday party alongside Krusty the Clown. Dale decided that comedy is what he’s really best at, so he quit being an exotic dancer and joined Krusty the Clown.
“Hey, hey, hey, kids!” Said Krusty. “Hoo-hoo ha-ha-ha-ha! Sideshow Mel is on vacation, so here’s my backup sidekick, Sideshow Dale!” He pulled Dale out of his hat, who was donning bunny ears.
“Hi there, kids!” He greeted using his high-pitched voice, and the kids cheered with glee.
“Say, kids.” Said Krusty, while Dale took off his bunny ears. “What do you want me to do with Dale today? Hit him with a cupcake?”
“No!” Shouted the kids.
“Should I make him juggle golf balls?” Krusty asked.
“No!” Shouted the kids.
“How about shooting him out of a cannon?” Krusty asked, pulling out a cannon the size of a water bottle.
“YES!” They all shouted.
“Um, Krusty.” Dale said in his normal voice. “I don’t think this is safe.”
“It’s not!” Said Krusty, stuffing Dale inside the tiny cannon. “Besides, most Toons can’t be injured by breaking their legs.”
“That does apply to CGI Toons, Krusty.” Said Dale. Regardless, Krustly lit the fuse, making Dale fly through the air and crash into a tree.
“This is as bad as getting hit with a pipe each week.” Dale thought to himself. “But at least I get 40 bucks a day! I wonder what Chip is up to.”
Author’s Notes: In the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode ‘Ed-n-Seek’, the Eds discover that the kids are all playing Hide and Seek. The Eds get to participate, but only if they’re it. Double D invents body heat-seeking goggles that help them find all the kids.
Ed being viewed through the goggles.
In the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode ‘Wish You Were Ed’, Rolf misses life in the old country, so the Eds decide to recreate his home village. Eddy tricks Rolf into thinking that they got a bowl of Chunky Puffs (which are actually tennis balls) by wishing on a shoe. While swimming through the milk, Ed exclaims ‘I wish, I wish I was a fish!’
In the episode ‘Ed, Ed and Away’, the Eds spend the whole afternoon chasing a balloon. When the Eds lose track of the balloon, Double D claims that it was probably just a pipe dream. Ed’s response? ‘I dream of pipes too, Double D!’
For this story, I was thinking about what a CG equivalent of Dip would be. After playing the video game ‘Luigi’s Mansion’, I was inspired by how Luigi sucks up ghosts with his vacuum cleaner.
Angelica’s lackeys in this story suck up CG characters with a USB drive, and the only way to get them out is to insert the drive into a computer.
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