Meanwhile, Anna and Elsa were walking on the Tujunga Wash Greenway back to Disney. However, they got ambushed by the fastest weasel of the trio, Snappy.
“Do you know where Chip n Dale went?” He quickly asked.
“No, to be honest.” Replied Anna. “But you’re not gonna pry answers out of us, so you better go back to Weasel-Town, weasel!”
“You asked for it!” Said Snappy, and he got out his bazooka and tried to zap Anna, but luckily, she dodged the attack.
“Let me take care of this, Anna.” Said Elsa. “You will not hurt Anna.”
“Hmm.” Snappy thought out loud. “Marketing has proved that you’re more popular than Anna, and if I kidnap you, there won’t be any Frozen 3! Arrivadaci, Slush Queen!”
“Run, Anna!” Pleaded Elsa, and she fired an icy blast at Snappy’s bazooka, rendering it useless.
“There’s more than one way to skin a cat!” Said Snappy, and he started to run around Elsa until she was trapped behind dust clouds. However, she managed to freeze the ground while the weasel was running, and he slipped on the ice. Anna then got out a cellphone from her dress pocket and started calling the police.
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Chief Bogo, his troops, and the Rescue Rangers soon arrived at 285 Grey Street, and they soon had both Angelicas surrounded. The Rescue Rangers had shades on, just in case.
“Angelica C Pickles.” Said Bogo. “You are under arrest for kidnapping CGI Toons, memory wiping victims, and deleting Ugly Sonic. What do you have to say?”
“Me?” Asked CGI Angelica, putting on Cynthia-brand sunglasses. “Say cheese, suckers!” She pulled out a flashlight that would memory-wipe anyone within a 200-foot radius. Adult Angelica also put on a pair of sunglasses to block the flash. She pressed the button, and all the cops, save for Chief Bogo, got memory-wiped. “What’s wrong with you, stupid cow?” She pressed the button again, but nothing happened.
“I’m a cape buffalo.” Said Bogo. “And cape buffalos never forget. Angelica Pickles 2.0, you are under arrest. Prepare to be cuffed.” The buffalo went inside the police cruiser to get out cuffs and trapped CGI Angelica with them.
“I knew this would happen.” Said Adult Angelica, pressing a button on a remote. “Good thing I have a secret weapon!” The garage door opened to reveal none other than Alexandrite from Steven Universe.
“Let’s see.” Said Dale. “Six arms, 35 feet tall, pink and blue skin, and possibly spider-eyes behind that mask. Maybe she’s friendly.” Alexandrite then opened her mouth right where her chin is located, and she roared like a lion.
“DEFINITELY NOT FRIENDLY!” Dale screamed, and the Rescue Rangers ran for their lives with Alexandrite in pursuit. Adult Angelica pressed a button on her own flashlight, memory-wiping the police force again. To avoid Chief Bogo, she lit an ACME-brand smoke bomb to clear her tracks while she ran off to find Marvin.
“Men.” Said Chief Bogo. “Follow that girl. We’re gonna catch Angelica even if it takes until the day Disney turns a hundred!”
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Meanwhile, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were returning to Nick Animation Studios, but got ambushed by Biggo-Ego, who tripped on his own tail.
“You are under arrest for being animated on a computer.” Said the weasel.
“I don’t think that’s a punishable offense.” Said Donatello.
“Mikey, Donnie!” Said Leonardo. “You fight that clown. Raph and I will call Nick about the news. And remember to disarm their USB weapons!” Leo and Raphael ran off to call the Nick security Toons about Biggo-Ego.
“Are you familiar with nun chucks?” Michelangelo asked the weasel.
“Not really.” Said Biggo-Ego. “Now do what I say, or your nun chucks will go bye-bye. And then you will, too!”
“You asked for a fight!” Said Mikey, getting out his nun chucks while Donnie took out his staff. Biggo-Ego tried to blast the turtles with his USB bazooka, but the turtles dodged each attack. Mikey jumped behind the weasel and knocked the bazooka out of his hand. Mikey then pinned Biggo-Ego to the ground while Donnie carefully dislodged the USB drive from the bazooka and threw it in someone’s backyard.
“I wonder how Marvin is doing.” Asked Biggo-Ego.
Author’s Note: If you’re all wondering where Dale’s other FanCon buddies are, Lumiere and Tigra, I imagine that the latter got roles for Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. As for Lumiere, he’ll make a guest cameo in the last chapter of my story.
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