A Loud Legend Chapter 14

Meanwhile, in Hillwood, the townsfolk were celebrating the victory of the Coon's defeat. There was a parade with musicians, acrobats, and a Chinese dragon suggested by one of the locals, Mr. Hyunh. The dragon was green with orange eyes and blue plates on its back. Squidward, Ronnie Anne, Heffer, Harold, and Sid were also in the parade, labeled as the 'Heroes of Michigan', with Squidward and Ronnie Anne riding horses. However, the girl and the gang of three had sad looks on their faces. Lincoln spotted Ronnie Anne, and Lynn, with Lincoln still on her back, galloped towards her.

"Ronnie Anne!" Said Lincoln.

"Lame-O?" Questioned Ronnie Anne.

"Some of the Coons survived." He said. "They're in the city!"

"You don't belong here, Lame-O" Replied Ronnie Anne. "Go home."

"I saw them in the mountains." Said Lincoln. "You have to believe me."

"Why should I?" Asked Ronnie Anne. Lynn stood in front of the girl horizontally.

"Why else would I come back?" Responded Lincoln. "You said you trusted Collin. How is Lincoln, or as you called me, Lame-O, any different?" Ronnie Anne simply continued her way. Lincoln then saw Heffer, Harold, and Sid.

"Keep your eyes open." Lincoln told them. "I know they're here." Lincoln got off of Lynn and started heading for city hall.

"Where are you going?" Asked Craig.

"To find someone who will believe me." Answered Lincoln, and he swam (but not literally) through an ocean of people.
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Meanwhile, at city hall, Ronnie Anne, Squidward, the gang of three, and the green dragon were walking up to Really Really Big Man. Squidward was holding Oonski's mace. When they made it to the top, a gong was hit, and Kenneth Thompson showed up.

"Citizens of Hillwood!" He announced. "Heaven smiles down upon Hillwood and Royal Woods. Michigan will sleep safely tonight thanks to our brave warriors." Everyone cheered upon the Royal Woods mayor's words. Meanwhile, Lincoln is trying to find someone who would listen, but to no success.

"I present to you the mace of Oonski the Great." Said Ronnie Anne, bowing on her knees.

"I know what this means to you, Ms. Santiago." Said Kenneth. "Bobby would've been very proud." Suddenly, an anhinga swooped down and took Oonski's mace. This wasn't any anhinga: it was Oonski's anhinga, and Oonski appeared on the roof! Coons popped out of the dragon, ran off with Kenneth, and went inside a tall building. Ronnie Anne ran towards the entrance, but it was locked. Oonski appeared on another building. The soldiers tried to break down the door of the building with a trash can, but to no prevail.

"They'll never reach Big Man in time." Lincoln said to himself. He got the attention of Ronnie Anne, Heffer, Harold, and Sid and told him about his plan: They were going to go up the building by using ropes, a similar technique used for fetching the arrow. But first, Sid, Heffer, Harold, and Lincoln needed disguises, so they went to a Macy's and bought some clothes.

After the shopping spree, the gang of three and Lincoln dressed up as women. Sid, Heffer, and Harold climbed up using ribbons, Lincoln climbed up using a yo-yo with a strong string, and Ronnie Anne climbed up using her purple jacket. They snuck in through different windows.
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Meanwhile, on top of the building, the beaver brothers of different colors, Norbert and Daggett, were holding Big Man. Oonski appeared from below and said "Boo."

"Guard the door." He told the beaver flunkies. Oonski then spoke to Big Man. "Your walls and armies have fallen, and now it's your turn. Bow to me."

Norbert and Daggett, along with other Coons, were now below on the fourth floor. Lincoln and the gang got out of a closet and pretended to be women with their new disguises, while Ronnie Anne was waiting behind a chair. Lincoln wore a white wig, an orange blouse, a blue skirt, and pearl earrings. Sid wore a black wig, a red dress, and black leggings. Harold wore a blonde wig, a red shirt, a purple dress, and green leggings. Heffer, being a cow, only had to wear an Extra Large red skirt and dress combo with a green hair-bow.

"Concubines." Said Norbert.

"Ugly concubines." Said Daggett. An apple dropped from Sid's dress, and it had a bite out of it. Ronnie Anne just face-palmed herself, but this didn't go unnoticed by Oonski's anhinga. Thankfully, before he could screech, Craig breathed fire on the bird, burning all the feathers off.

"Now that's what I call a Cajun barbecue." Said Craig.

Meanwhile, Daggett picked up Sid's apple, but then, he, Harold, and Heffer all pulled out different fruit from their dresses. Heffer pulled out two watermelons, plopped them on the beavers' heads, and clocked them together.

Sid pulled out another apple, put it in Rancid Rabbit's (the green bunny) mouth, kicked him in the stomach, and then smashed him with his head.

Harold dodged the rat's bites, grabbed him by the snout, and slammed him to the ground.

Lincoln kicked the dog and tied him up with his yo-yo.

"Ronnie Anne, go!" He said. While the gang of three were fighting, Lincoln changed back into his normal clothes.
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Meanwhile, on the roof, Oonski was starting to get tired of Kenneth's stubbornness.

"I'm getting tired of your arrogance, Fat Man." Said Oonski, pointing his mace at Big Man. "Bow to me!"

"No matter how hard the wind blows, the mountain cannot bow to it." Said Big Man.

"Then you shall kneel in pieces!" Before he could attack Kenneth, Ronnie Anne came through a door and started fighting the beaver. During the fight, Lincoln, who was now wearing his normal clothing, got to the roof with the trio, and he told Heffer to bring Big Man down.

"Sorry, your hugeness." Said the bovine, and he went down a telephone wire with Big Man in his arms. Sid and Heffer soon followed. This made Oonski mad, and he kept fighting Ronnie Anne until she fainted. Lincoln cut the wire so Oonski wouldn't make it down. Oonski then looked at Ronnie Anne, who just woke up.

"You." Said the beaver, grabbing Ronnie Anne by her shirt. "You took away my victory!"

"No she didn't!" Said Lincoln. "I did." He put his mouth guard back on to show him the similarities between Lincoln and 'Collin'.

"The soldier from the mountains." Oonski let go of Ronnie Anne and charged after Lincoln instead. Lincoln locked the door and started running through the halls. Craig met up with Lincoln riding on the featherless anhinga.

"So, what's the plan?" He asked, but Lincoln didn't answer. "You don't have a plan?!"

"Hey, I'm making this up as I..." Lincoln then saw fireworks men in the distance. "Go. Craig, could you get me a firework, please?"

"Way ahead of you, brother." Said the serpent, and he jumped on a kite to the next building. Oonski eventually broke through the door and continued chasing after Lincoln. He walked out of a window and climbed up a roof.

Author's Notes: The dragon disguise is none other than Reptar, the babies' fictional dinosaur idol and hero in The Rugrats.

The idea for Lincoln using a yo-yo as a weapon came from The Loud House episode 'The Butterfly Effect'.

Lincoln's disguise is based on Linka Loud, Lincoln's female counterpart at the end of the episode 'One of the Boys'.

Sid's disguise is based on Rhonda W Lloyd, the rich kid in Hey Arnold who claimed she had a sense of fashion.

Harold's disguise is based on Angelica Pickles, Tommy's devious older cousin in The Rugrats.