A Loud Legend Chapter 1

Nicktoons © Viacom International. Splinter created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.

Mulan © Disney Enterprises. Songs courtesy of Matthew Wilder and David Zippel.

Call of Duty © Activision.

Halo © Microsoft Studios.
Like my previous stories, this story is set AU (alternate universe).
Just as a reminder, Lola and Lisa WILL NOT appear in the story, Lynn will appear as a horse, and the remaining Loud House characters will be aged by four years: Lori and Bobby will be 21, Leni will be 20, Luna will be 19, Luan will be 18, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, and Clyde will be 15, Lucy will be 12, Lana will be 10, and Lily will be 5.
When the words are in italic, in means the characters are singing.

It was 2 AM in Royal Woods, Michigan. A 21-year-old woman was walking along the wall that borders Michigan and an Ontario wildlife preserve. However, the fauna in this section of Ontario were not too friendly: They were a gang of forest mammals who evolved to a human level, and their motto is 'Eat, beat, kill.' Suddenly, an anhinga (a type of bird) swooped down and made the woman drop her cellphone! Then, several pine cones attached to rope shot up into the sky and the pine cones latched themselves to the wall.

"We're under attack!" Said the woman. "Light the signal!" As soon as Lori, the female soldier and the general's second-in-command/girlfriend, started heading towards a ladder, a beaver with yellow fur entered through a door and was ready to attack. Lori climbed up the ladder, just before the beaver started chewing on it. Before she could light the signal, a bigger beaver with a turtle shell for a helmet and two more on his shoulders, appeared in front of Lori, and the anhinga landed on the beaver's shoulder. This was Oonski the Great, leader of the Ontarian wild animal tribe, known as the Coons. Lori then lit the signal, causing an alarm to sound off in a 2-mile radius.

"Now all of Michigan will know you're here." Said Lori. Oonski took a flag with the Michigan state symbol and snapped it in two.

"Perfect." Said the beaver.
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In a matter of minutes, Bobby Santiago, Lori's boyfriend and General of Royal Woods, marched into the mayor's office to tell him about the news. The mayor's name was Kenneth Thompson, known to the townsfolk as Really Really Big Man. His understudy was the rather crabby and pessimistic Squidward Tentacles, named after his freaky deformed feet.

"Kenneth," Said Bobby. "The Coons have crossed our northern border, and Oonski is leading them. We'll set up defenses around the town hall immediately."

"No." Said Kenneth. "Send your troops to protect the Royal Wooders. Squidward."

"Yes, your highness?" Asked Squidward.

"Deliver draft notices throughout all of Michigan." Said Kenneth. "Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible."

"Forgive me, Big Man," Said Bobby, "But l believe my troops can stop him."

"I won't take any chances, Santiago." Replied Kenneth. "A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat."