Monday, April 21, 2025

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 12

WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH IN THIS CHAPTER!

"Next up," Said Madame Foster once again through the megaphone. "Samurai Jack vs. Finn the Human!" As both Jack and Finn walked towards each other, both teams cheered their lungs out.

"What time is it?" Asked Finn.

"ADVENTURE TIME!" Shouted the MCN clan.

"Who had to get back from the past?" Asked Jack.

"Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack!" Shouted the CCN clan.

"Let's duel." Said Jack. He and Finn took out their swords and started dueling one another. Finn took out his Demon Blood Sword and swung it towards Jack, but the samurai blocked it with his sword. After a few minutes of clashing swords, Finn's Blood Sword finally broke. Luckily, he brought another sword, but this was a smaller sword that looked a bit like a fencing sword.

"You call that a sword?" Asked Jack.

"Uh-huh." Said Finn. "You have a problem with that?"

"No." Replied Jack. "The question is, do you have a problem with this?" He then pulled out his not-so-mini mini-gun, and Finn started to get nervous. He had no choice but to call for help.

"JAKE!" He shouted, and the magic dog stretched right over. "Can I use the Jake suit?"

"Yes you may, bro!" Said Jake, and Finn went inside the dog, and the boy and dog started fighting Jack together. Jack started firing his gun, but Jake, with Finn inside him, jumped very high, formed his fist into a hammer, and smashed Jack with it. However, Jack stabbed Jake with a kunai and made it out.

"Are you alright, Jake?" Asked Finn.

"I'm alright, Finn." Said Jake. "I'm a magic dog, remember?"

"Oh yeah." Said Finn. "I think I know the strategies to defeat this guy, Jake. You can go back."

"But we're in this together, bro!" Said Jake.

"You already fought in two battles today, Jake." Said Finn. "I don't want you to get killed. I also remember that time you used me as a suit."

"Okay, bro." Said Jake. He spat Finn out and gave Finn a box with something special inside. "Good luck!" Jake then headed back to the MCN campus. Finn opened the box and saw Scarlet, his original sword, in perfect condition. There was also a note attached.

Dear Finn,

I have heard a lot from your dog friend Jake about your love of swords. Since I’m a smith, I decided to repair a sword for you. When I worked with Rose, I was skilled at making weapons, even though she was a heavy pacifist. Anyway, I hope you use this sword in combat!

Sincerely, Bismuth

After reading the letter, Finn grabbed Scarlet 2.0 and ran towards Jack. Jack then put his mini-gun on the ground and pulled out his sword. Finn and Jack then jumped in the air and hit each other with their swords. Jack managed to take a hit, but Finn collapsed to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jake shouted from the distance. Jake and Doctor Princess rushed over to Finn and carried him back to the MCN home base.

Back at the MCN home base, Jake, Marceline, and Phoebe were looking at Finn. He had a big gash on the side of his stomach. Jack also got injured a little, but after being stuck in the future for 50 years, he's been used to it.

"Please don't die, Finn!" Pleaded Jake. "You are the last one of your kind!"

"I know, Jake." Finn said weakly. "But I'll still be in your heart. I love you, Jake."

"I love you, too, bro." Sobbed Jake. Finn then closed his eyes and Marceline checked his pulse. His heart stopped beating. Finn the Human was now dead.

"Wait!" Said Steven. "I might be able to bring him back to life."

"I don't think that's a good idea.' Said Pearl. "Remember what happened when you revived Lars after he got killed in an explosion?"

"He basically became a clone of Lion!" Said Amethyst.

"I know that if you were to revive him, he would get very upset." Said Garnet. Connie then walked over to Steven to comfort him.

"It's okay, Steven." Said Connie. "It's for the best.” Unbeknownst to both clans of Toons, Uncle Grandpa and Enrique Chavez were watching the war in the camouflaged RV, complete with the battle robots ready.

“Can we start now?” Asked Pizza Steve. “I’m crying so hard that my toppings are falling off!”

“Patience, my high carb friend.” Said Enrique. “All good things to those who wait.”

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill shared thoughts again.

“Did they really kill Finn?” Bill asked Jim. “I still can’t get over the death of Maude Flanders on The Simpsons, and that happened a decade before I was born!”

“Well, Finn dies of old age in Distant Lands.” Replied Jim. “I don’t see how this is any different.”

Author's Notes: On occasions in Adventure Time, Finn would go inside of Jake and wear the dog as a suit, because of his amazing powers.
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Scarlet is the name of Finn's first sword in Adventure Time.
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Bismuth was a character on Steven Universe who could make weapons. She wanted to make a weapon that could shatter a Gem, but Rose (Steven's mom) didn't like the idea. For those SU fans out there, feel free to correct me!

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