Tuesday, April 22, 2025

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 13

"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. "Mandy vs. Nicole Watterson!" The cat and the human started walking towards each other.

"Grim!" Mandy shouted. "Throw me the chicken ball!" Grim threw the chicken ball at Mandy's face, and he and Billy laughed. Mandy took a bite out of the chicken ball and her hair turned a fiery orange.

"Turning Eastern, are we?" Asked Nicole. "Guess I have to change, too!" She then turned into an anime version of herself. "NOW I'M READY TO FIGHT!" Nicole punched Mandy, but Mandy blocked it.

"Now it's my turn." Said Mandy, and she punched Nicole and sent her flying.

"You're going to pay for that!" Said Nicole, and she started running towards Mandy. Mandy shot fireballs at Nicole, but the blue cat dodged many of them. When she approached Mandy, Nicole punched and scratched Mandy's face and chest.

"Is that how we're gonna play?" Asked Mandy. "Then I'll play your game." She sent furious kicks at Nicole, but she blocked many of them. Nicole then delivered powerful kicks and sent Mandy flying. Nicole then ran over to Mandy and pinned her to the ground. Unfortunately for Mandy, her powers ran out.

"Any last words to say, from a bratty little girl like you?" Asked Nicole.

"I'm not a bratty little girl." Said Mandy, who started to smile. "I am the bratty little girl."

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Back at the CCN home base, Grim, who was finally put back together, was watching the fight through Dexter's telescope.

"Oh no!" He said. "Mandy smiled!"

"What's so bad about that?" Asked Chicken.

"Reality will fall apart and turn us into little girls with no fingers, bug-like eyes, and distinctive color schemes!" The PowerPuff Girls then looked at Grim with angry faces. "No offense, kiddos." Suddenly, light engulfed the battlefield, and both Mandy and Nicole disappeared.

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Meanwhile, at the MCN home base...

"Not another loss of a loved one!" Pleaded Jake.

"Hold on a minute." Said Bobert. "It appears Nicole and Mandy have been sent to another dimension. Route home inaccessible."

"Not on my watch!" Said Gumball. "I have a portal gun!" Everyone looked at Gumball with weird looks. "What? It's invisible." Gumball then set the 'portal gun' to 'Alternate Dimensions'. He made a firing noise with his mouth, and suddenly, a real portal appeared in the sky!

"I told you it would work!" Said Gumball. Soon, Nicole and Mandy, who were back in their Western forms, fell out of the portal.

"Lock this brat up and send her back to the enemy base." Said Nicole.

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"Next up," Madame Foster said through the megaphone. “Cow and Monkey vs Enid and Rad!” Dexter’s monkey, along with Cow, walked over to the battlefield and faced both Enid and Rad.

“A monkey dressed in cosplay and a bovine standing on two legs?” Asked the teenage girl.

“Maybe we should bring this monkey to the zoo!” Said Rad.

“Don’t you dare hurt this monkey!” Said Cow. “This looks like a job for…” She ran off to change outfits. “Super Cow alescate!”

“I’ll take care of this, Enid.” Said Rad, using zero-point energy to freeze Cow and toss her aside. This made Monkey mad, and he flew over to Rad and attacked him like, well, a wild monkey.

“Hey!” Enid shouted. “Nobody picks on Rad except for me and Gar!” She shot fireballs from her feet at Monkey, but he stealthily dodged them.

“That’s it!” Said Enid, running over to Rad. “Rad, have you recovered yet?”

“Five more minutes, mom.” Said the alien.

“Snap out of it!” Said Enid. “We have to use our combo moves! Use your freeze-finger after I’ve turned into a log so you can throw me at Monkey!”

“I could always throw you regularly like in ‘Red Action to the Future.'” Said Rad, right before flexing his biceps. “I didn’t get these muscles for nothing, you know!”

“Alright.” Said Enid, using her ninja powers to turn into a log. Rad threw her at Monkey, only for the smaller primate to use telepathy to send Enid flying towards Rad, making her change back into her original form.

“That’s animal cruelty!” Said Cow, who now had a boxing glove on her udder. “You evil-doers will pay for your crimes! Help me out, Monkey!” Monkey flew over to the teens and tied up Enid’s hair with Rad’s antennas, and Cow hit them both with her udder. “Super Cow has done it again!” Monkey then grabbed Cow and flew off back to CCN home base.

“Come on, you big baby.” Said Enid, disappearing in a puff of smoke and leaving a log in its place. “Why didn’t you use your laser?”

“Peebles had the powers removed after the events of ‘We Messed Up!’” Rad cried.

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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill were writing down who was winning so far.

“I counted two ties, three wins for Modern Cartoon Network, and four wins for Classic Cartoon Network.” Said Jim. “It seems you might win. A Yu-Gi-Oh card deck consists of 40 to 60 cards. How many do you want for your deck?

“Sixty.” Bill replied with a devilish grin. “Looks like you’ll have to go to the store tomorrow!”

Author's Notes: Nicole becoming an anime version of herself came from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Fury'.
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The outcome Grim hypothesizes about is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'My Fair Mandy'. In that episode, Mandy enters a beauty pageant, but there's one problem: She has to smile, but she never smiles. So, when Mandy did smile, she tore apart reality and turned herself, Billy, and Grim into The PowerPuff Girls.
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The portal gun was from the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Points'. In that episode, Tobias Wilson, the colorful ball of fluff with lots of moo-lah, spends over 50,000 dollars on in-game weapons for 'Galaktrek'. Gumball and Darwin were jealous of him, so they do chores for Tobias so he can pay them points. However, Gumball and Darwin realize that the points were nothing at all, so they race Tobias to his house to tell his parents. However, Tobias had his weapons with him (except they're invisible), and one of Tobias's weapons was a portal gun.
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In case you don't know, Tobias is the one fighting with Darwin, the goldfish with sneakers, in this picture.
However, this brings up a question: Why couldn't Rachel, Tobias's older sister from 'The Party', do his chores for him? In case you forgot Rachel looks a bit like a noseless Smurf.
Rachel
Oh, well. There were already LOTS of characters on the show as it is.
The chicken ball is from the Billy and Mandy episode 'Chicken Ball Z', which was a spoof on Dragonball Z.
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Similar to Perry on Phineas and Ferb, Dexter's pet monkey on Dexter's Laboratory was secretly a superhero who would fight villains in each episode he appears in.
On OK KO, Rad could freeze objects like Syndrome in The Incredibles with his fingers, though he might fire a laser, instead.
As well as the ability to shoot fireballs from her feet and incredible ninjutsu skills, Enid could also turn into a log. Enid uses this to help her best friend and crush Red Action to defeat the Giant Borgs.
Log Enid stuffed into Red Action's cannon.

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