Many days later, the classic Cartoon Network characters finished watching all the episodes of the modern Cartoon Network shows, and vice versa. Each of them had mixed opinions on the shows.
"Sarah?" Jimmy asked his friend timidly. "Is there really an alien rock at the center of the Earth that will crack the planet open like an egg?"
"Of course, not, Jimmy!" Said Sarah. "Everyone knows aliens don't exist! Or at least, not in our show."
"Why does someone containing candy have to be so mean?" Bubbles sobbed.
"It's okay, Bubbles." Said Blossom, who was comforting her sister. "He's just acting. He couldn't possibly be that mean in real life."
"Hey, Mandy!" Billy asked. "Can we open our own food truck like those bears did?"
"You know you stink at making your own food." Said Mandy. "Besides, you would eat it all before the first customer arrives."
"I personally wish one of those princesses would fall for me." Said Johnny Bravo. "But not that fat purple one. She's scary."
"Haven't you noticed how similar the Ed's lives are to ours, Jeff?" Clarence asked in a giggly voice.
"Yes, Clarence." Answered Jeff in an annoyed tone. "I have noticed."
"Steven," Pearl said to the half-gem. "Were cartoons always that surreal and disturbing?"
"I don't remember so." Said a confused Steven. "That was probably what Rebecca grew up with.
"I think I noticed something, Darwin." Gumball said to Darwin. "Hector looks like he came from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends."
"You know, what?" Said Darwin. "You're actually kind of right." Everyone soon went to a booth to write a review for each cartoon they saw, excluding their own. After everyone wrote down their reviews, Double D decided to announce the reviews.
"Okay, everyone!" Said Double D. "Time to cast the votes! First, let's see what reviews the classics got. Let's see, Dexter's Laboratory: A. Johnny Bravo: A. Cow & Chicken: A. The PowerPuff Girls: A. Ed, Edd n Eddy: A-. Courage the Cowardly Dog: A. Samurai Jack: A+. Billy and Mandy: A-. Codename: Kids Next Door: B+. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends: A+. And finally, Camp Lazlo: C+. That means we're certified fresh!" Everyone cheered.
"Now it's time for the next team's reviews." Said Double D, and he began reading reviews for the newer Cartoon Network shows. "First off, Chowder: B-. Adventure Time: A. Regular Show: A-. The Amazing World of Gumball: B+. Steven Universe: A. Over the Garden Wall: A+. We Bare Bears: A-. Craig of the Creek: A-. Summer Camp Island: B+. And finally, Infinity Train: A+ Well, looks like that rounds up our..." Double D was interrupted by Uncle Grandpa.
“Wait a gosh-darn minute!” Said the old man. “Where is my show?”
“Sorry, Uncle Grandpa.” Said Double D. “But you’re not that popular in the real world.”
“That can’t be!” Said UG. “There’s only one thing we can do.”
“Settle our differences and head home?" Asked Belly Bag.
"Make an episode on how awesome Pizza Steve is?" Asked Pizza Steve.
"Agree to disagree?" Asked Mr. Gus.
"No." Said Uncle Grandpa. "We have to go into war. What day is it, Mr. Gus?"
"October 8th." Said the grumpy dinosaur.
"Then on November 8th," Declared Uncle Grandpa. "The Great Toon War will begin. If you win, the wall will be torn down. If we win, you have to move to another planet!”
“Does it have to be so drastic?” Asked Belly Bag.
“Yes.” Replied Uncle Grandpa. “Besides, we have to go to the real world to see if there are at least some Uncle Grandpa fans out there.” UG, Pizza Steve, Mr. Gus, and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger went in the RV, set it to ‘universe-hop’, and the vehicle hopped like a grasshopper into another dimension.
"I guess we have to go, too." Said Finn, and the rest of the modern Cartoon Network characters started leaving.
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Back in the real world, Jim was watching the show with a popcorn ball.
“Is this gonna be like the upcoming Barbie movie coming next Summer?” Jim said to himself. “If that’s the case, I’m gonna bring Bill over tomorrow! This will be exciting.”
Author's Note: In case you're all wondering, Jimmy and Sarah from Ed, Edd n Eddy referenced Steven Universe, the PowerPuff Girls referenced Regular Show, Billy and Mandy referenced We Bare Bears, Johnny Bravo referenced Johnny Bravo, Clarence and Jeff referenced Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Steven and Pearl from Steven Universe referenced The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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