Saturday, April 12, 2025

The Great Toon War: Remastered Chapter 3

A few minutes after the modern Cartoon Network characters left, Madame Foster, founder of Foster's Home For

Imaginary Friends, stood on a podium.

"Okay, cream puffs!" She said. "We are going into war! For the next four weeks, we are going to train very

hard to beat their butts! Now, who's with me?!" Everyone except for the Eds, some Imaginary Friends, Dexter,

Billy, Mandy, Grim, Juniper Lee, Samurai Jack, and Ben fled. Courage, Dee-Dee, and Cow were also going to

be on their way, but were stopped by the PowerPuff Girls. Madame Foster then focused her eyes on Cow.

"Bovine!" She snapped. "You have four stomachs, right?"

"Yes?" Said Cow.

"And you have a superhero identity?" Madame Foster continued.

"How did you know that?" Cow asked sheepishly.

"That's not important!" Said Madame Foster. "Your superhero identity might come useful during the

battle. Now, purple dog!"

"Purple dog?" Said Courage. "Nobody called me that before."

"Ah, so you can talk." Said Madame Foster. "Now, is it true that you have a home computer in your attic

that you use when researching your enemies?"

"Yes." Answered Courage. "But it often calls me a twit."

"Could we use it to research the newer characters?" Asked Madame Foster.

"I suppose," Said Courage. "But my computer is a Doors 95, and he's been my second-best friend since I have

been adopted. I'm afraid that he'll change if we upgrade him."

"Well, the short scientist with orange hair can help you." Said Madame Foster. She then focused her eyes on

Dee-Dee. "Kiki, your brother has a secret lab. Right?"

"My name's Dee-Dee, not Kiki." Corrected Dee-Dee. “And it’s not really a secret. Everyone knows about the

lab, even mom and dad! I’m surprised Dexter never got punished, though.”

"He's a genius for someone his age." Said Madame Foster. "He will be very useful for the battle. Could you

get him over, sweetie?"

"Okay!" Said Dee-Dee, and she skipped off the podium to grab her younger brother.

"You know you could have just asked me to come over, Dee-Dee." Said Dexter.

"Dexter, my sweetie." Said Madame Foster. "Could you get your sweet grandmother copies of statistics for

everyone who will be fighting? And could you help this poor little dog fix his computer?"

"Oh, no!" Complained Dexter. "Not another dog!"

"What do you have against dogs?" Asked Courage. This surprised Dexter.

"Why, this is remarkable." Said Dexter. He grabbed Courage and looked down his throat with a

flashlight/telescope. "Animals aren't capable of speech, except for domesticated parrots. And I have never

seen a dog, let alone a mammal, with purple fur!"

“This is a cartoon, Dexter.” Said Dee-Dee. “Anything can happen.”

“Oh yeah.” Said Dexter. “I forgot.

“So, Dexter. Do we have a deal?” Asked Madame Foster. “Will you fix Courage's computer and do research

on our friends as well as foes? The ones who will be participating in battle?"

"It's a deal." Said Dexter, and he shook hands with the elderly woman.

—----------------------------------------

Back in the real world, Jim got his friend Bill over to watch The Great Toon War. They finished watching the latest episode, and they started a wager.

“I bet you 10 Yu-Gi-Oh cards that the new Cartoon Network characters win.” Said Bill.

“I bet you a whole deck’s worth of Yu-Gi-Oh cards that the old characters will win.” Said Jim.

“Deal.” Said Bill, and the two shook hands.

—----------------------------------------

Meanwhile, while universe hopping (literally), Uncle Grandpa and his crew ended up in the DCAU

(DC Animated Universe).

“Why do all the people look like they came out of Megas XLR or Ben 10?” Asked Pizza Steve.

“Because it’s not the real world, dough boy.” Said Mr. Gus.

“Maybe the next universe will be the real world.” Said Uncle Grandpa.

“Or the fifth.” Said Pizza Steve.

“Or the 2,000th.” Said Mr. Gus. Regardless, Uncle Grandpa pressed a button on the RV, and it literally

hopped out of the DCAU. Little did they know that Clark Kent, Superman’s alter ego, was there reading

a newspaper.

“Looks like I don’t have to send it to the Phantom Zone, after all.” He said.

Author's Note: In Cow & Chicken, Cow had a not-so-secret identity called 'Super Cow'.
Super Cow will appear in Chapter 13.
In Courage the Cowardly Dog, whenever Courage needed advice or information about the impending danger, he would consult with his computer in the attic.

Image result for Courage the Cowardly Dog- Courage's computer
Courage's computer will appear in Chapter 4.

No comments:

Post a Comment