The next morning, everyone on the Classic Cartoon Network campus was once again listening to Madame Foster.
"Okay, troops!" She started. "We already covered half of the combatants, and who will fight who. We have Samurai Jack against Finn..."
"I'll die with honor." Said Jack.
"The PowerPuff Girls will fight Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl..."
"We're the PowerPuff Girls!" Said Blossom.
"Billy will fight Banana Joe..."
"Grim!" Billy shouted. "Could I use your scythe?"
"Of course not, Billy!" Said Grim. "I gave you too many chances to use the scythe, but you always end up causing trouble of catastrophic proportions! Instead, I'm going to give you this butter knife." He hands Billy a small kid-friendly knife.
"Oh." Said Billy in disappointment. "This is the best gift ever!"
"Ahem." Said Madame Foster. “And finally, Juniper Lee will fight KO.”
“But isn’t KO just a kid?” She asked. “I can only fight monsters.”
“Looks can be deceiving.” Said Dexter, taking out an iBot and showing June a photo of KO. “He may be a kid, but his punches are powerful enough to crack a planet in two.”
“So, he is a monster.” Replied June.
“But he’s just a little one.” Said Bloo.
“I better bring my armor.” Said June, as she ran back to her house to get proper supplies.
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Meanwhile, Uncle Grandpa and company have finally made it to the real world, specifically Encino California.
“We finally made it!” Said UG. “Where should we look? What day is it?”
“Thursday.” Said Mr. Gus.
“That means the kids are still in school!” Said Belly Bag. “Maybe we should go to a school. Kids and teenagers go to school until they are 18.”
“But shouldn’t we wear disguises?” Asked Pizza Steve. “In the real world, food and bags don’t talk, men don’t interact with kids unless they have a camera crew or are related in some way, and dinosaurs have been dead for a billion years.”
“That’s 65 million years, Steve.”
“My disguise will be easy.” Said UG. “I’m a human, just like them! In fact, I’m everyone’s all over the world uncle and grandpa!”
“Maybe on the show.” Said Mr. Gus. “But this is the real world. That would be considered really gross.”
“Roar!” Said Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
“Press the RV’s live-action button?” Asked UG. “Okay!”
“But what will happen to Pizza Steve?” Asked Pizza Steve.
“You can wear this piece of plastic!” Said Belly Bag, pulling out a piece of plastic to wrap up Pizza Steve in.
“You might need a pair of pants.” Said Uncle Grandpa, giving Mr. Gus a large pair of pants. “You might end up turning into a human!”
“Roar!” Said Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, turning on the button with her rainbow fart. Pretty soon, UG and Mr. Gus turned into live-action humans! GRFT, on the other hand, stayed the same. As for Pizza Steve, he wasn’t affected thanks to the plastic bag.
“Look at you, guys!” He said, removing the plastic from his body. “You’re freaks of nature!”
“Do you have a mirror, Belly Bag?” Asked Uncle Grandpa, who was now live-action.
“Yes I do, UG!” Said Belly Bag, who was now a real fanny pack. Uncle Grandpa reached into Belly Bag, grabbed a mirror, and looked at himself in it.
“Ahhhhh!” He said, nearly dropping the mirror. “I have pink skin, no overbite, and five fingers on each hand!”
“It’s not that big of a deal, Uncle Grandpa.” Said Mr. Gus. “I turned into a human, too. Besides, it will only be until we find some fans in the real world. Just remember that we need to lie low. We don’t want to draw attention to ourselves. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, can you make sure Pizza Steve doesn’t do anything crazy while we’re gone.”
“Roar!” Said the tigress, and she watched the pizza slice with her static eyes.
“In case I don’t see you again,” Said UG. “Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!” He and Mr. Gus left the RV to search for fans across Encino.
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Back in the real world, Jim and Bill were watching The Great Toon War, only to be interrupted by the news.
“We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news!” Said the announcer. “An RV that looks identical to the one on Uncle Grandpa is located on the streets on Encino, California! It has the same 2D look, which is impossible to do without after-effects of some sort!”
“Something tells me that this will be a huge Cluster-Cuss for everyone.” Said Jim.
“Jimmy!” Said Bill. “Don’t swear like that.”
Author's Note: Uncle Grandpa's last sentence is a nod to The Truman Show, in which Truman Burbank's catchphrase was "And in case I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
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