It was now 4 PM. The Eds were practicing using their Canadian Squirt Guns on the Furious Flaming Feline.
"Cat!" Shouted Ed, and they started squirting at the flaming cat. However, after it was doused, it was revealed to be the PowerPuff Girls.
"I hate it when they do that." Said Buttercup. Bubbles then noticed something.
"Look!" She said. "It's Dexter!" Dexter walked towards the podium where Madame Foster was sitting.
"Here’s the monster serums." Said Dexter. "However, only Dee-Dee and I will use these. Where's Ben 10? I'd like to speak to him."
"I'll call him over, sweetie." Said Madame Foster. "Ben Tennyson! Dexter would like to see you!"
"I hope it's the Omnidrix I've been asking for!" Said Ben.
"You're in luck, Ben!" Said Dexter. "Here is your upgraded Omnidrix. I was able to recover 50 of your countless alien forms. You will now be able to switch from alien to alien with ease. Unfortunately, I was unable to recover Ultimate forms."
"Thanks, little dude!" Said Ben, giving Dexter a noogie. As he walked away, the PowerPuff Girls flew near Dexter.
"Could you make us a machine that spins very fast?" Asked Blossom.
"What for?" Asked Dexter.
"We might need it to perform X-Q." Said Buttercup. Dexter then flipped through his pamphlet and found what they were talking about.
"Oh, I see!" Said Dexter. "That's when you spin around at very high speeds and make clones of yourselves. I shall make a machine that will spin at 200 miles a minute, and that should make thousands of clones!"
"Yay!" Said the PowerPuff Girls.
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The next day, on the other side of CN City, the modern Cartoon Network characters were being given a speech by Nicole Watterson, Gumball's mom.
"Listen up, pussy willows!" She said. "Sissy talk and tickling fights stop now. It's make your mama proud time!"
"I love my mama!" Said Hector.
"Gumball!" Nicole said to her son. "You're annoying, obnoxious, and impulsive. Want to know who else has those traits?"
"Uh, who?" Asked Gumball.
"Blooerguard Q Kazoo!" Replied Nicole. Bobert then projected a picture of Bloo for Nicole. "You will be fighting him."
"But I don't want to fight." Said Gumball, only for Nicole to punch a rock and leave a hole in it.
"Mam, yes, mam!" He replied.
"Garnet! Amethyst! Pearl!" Said Nicole. "You will fight the PowerPuff Girls."
"But we only fight corrupted Gems!" Said Pearl. "Those are just innocent children!"
"Really?" Said Nicole. "These Girls can punch through boulders, fly faster than the speed of light, and fire powerful beams through their eyes. They also unwittingly helped their enemies numerous times." Steven then looked at Garnet.
"Would you ever do that to me?" He asked sadly.
"Of course not, Steven." Said Garnet.
"So, you will fight these creatures?" Asked Nicole.
"As long as we don't kill them." Said Pearl.
"Moving on then." Nicole continued. "Banana Joe, you will be fighting Billy."
"But I don't fight." Said the Googley-eyed banana. "I make jokes."
"But isn't it true that you tested a lightsaber?" Asked the cat mom.
"What's a lightsaber?" Nicole sighed and showed a picture of a lightsaber.
"Oh, that thing!" Said Banana Joe. "But it wasn't any good! It didn't help your eyesight, it cut someone in half when you tried giving someone a haircut, and it overheated my sandwich!"
"That's because it's supposed to be a weapon!" Snapped Nicole. "It's basically like a sword, except made of plasma."
"Oh." Said Banana Joe. "I didn't know it was a weapon. Let the practicing begin!"
"We'll begin after the presentation, Banana Joe." Said Nicole. "Hector, you're going to fight Dexzilla."
"But what if I destroy the city again?" The giant asked.
"That's why the fight's going to take place on Nameless Island." Said Nicole. "It's the most desolate place on Neptoon. Penny, you will fight the Grim Reaper. Darwin, you will fight Cow."
"Why would I want to hurt a cow?" Asked Darwin.
"Well, you and Gumball did kill hundreds of cows to expand Joyful Burger just so he could get a secret burger." Said Nicole.
"How did you know?" Asked Darwin.
"I had to fess up sooner or later." Said Richard.
"And don't you have some piranha in you, Darwin?" Nicole asked persuasively.
"I guess." Said Darwin.
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Back in the real world, Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus asked every school in Encino if any of the kids liked his show. Unfortunately, there were only four kids that were devoted Uncle Grandpa fans.
“Just face the facts, UG.” Said Mr. Gus. “You’re just not that popular compared to Finn and Jake, Steven Universe, or even Clarence Wendell.”
“NO!” Shouted UG, loud enough for other people walking by to hear and just stare at the strangely-dressed man. “I won’t rest until I’ve asked every kid in the real world if they like Uncle Grandpa or not!” Among the people walking by was famed robot engineer and AI programmer Enrique Chavez.
“Why are you dressed in cosplay?” He asked.
“Dressed in cosplay?” Asked Uncle Grandpa. “This is what I regularly wear, but I’m actually…” Mr. Gus covered his mouth so he wouldn’t reveal his true identity.
“We’re supposed to lie low, remember?” He whispered to him.
“If you want,” Said Enrique. “We could go somewhere private.”
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Not too long after, Enrique, Uncle Grandpa, and Mr. Gus arrived at Enrique’s mansion. They were amazed at how big and glamorous it was.
“You can no longer lie low, now.” Said Enrique. “Reveal to me your true identity!”
“What does that mean?” Asked UG.
“Press the button!” Said Belly Bag, sticking out his felt tongue with a button on it.
“Okay!” Replied UG, pressing the button on Belly Bag’s tongue. Pretty soon, UG, Mr. Gus, and Belly Bag turned back into Toons.
“You’re cartoon characters?” Asked Enrique. “Are you sure you’re not demons?”
“We’re from an alternate universe where there are such things as cartoon characters!” Said Belly Bag, making Enrique’s eyes light up.
“An alternate world where cartoon characters are real?” He asked. “Do you suppose you could take me there? I’ll make you as big as a cartoon star as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and Homer Simpson!”
“You will?” Asked UG.
“Of course!” Replied Enrique. “What do I have to do?”
“Help me win a Toon War in case they make up.” Said UG.
“Foolish buffoon.” Enrique fought to himself. “When I get to your universe, I will find a way to destroy animation! Cartoons are a waste of time, not to mention paper and electricity.”
This attack will be used again in Chapter 15.
In the Amazing World of Gumball episode 'The Boredom', Banana Joe was asked by a secret science lab to test what appeared to be a Light Saber, from the Star Wars franchise. I find this interesting because this episode was made after Disney bought the rights to Star Wars.
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