Meanwhile, back in the real world, Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus met up with Enrique Chavez, and he had blueprints for his latest project.
“What are the papers for?” Asked UG.
“They’re blueprints for my next creation.” Replied Enrique, unrolling the blueprints of AI-powered battle robots. “These are designs for AI-powered battle robots. In case you’re unfamiliar, AI is short for Artificial Intelligence.”
“What’s that?” Asked UG.
“It means that the robots will have minds of their own.” Said Mr. Gus. “Like Tiny Miracle, but more violent.”
“Oh, okay.” Said UG. “But will you promise that your robots won’t kill anyone?”
“I promise.” Enrique replied, only for him to cross his fingers behind his back.
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The next day, everyone was at a vacant battle area on Nameless Island. The Classic Cartoon Network (CCN) clan
"Are you ready to settle this once and for all?" Asked Nicole.
"You bet it, sister!" Said Madame Foster. "Ed boys! Granny wants you to make a throne for her!" The Eds started making a crudely built throne out of lawn chairs local to Tristan da Cunha.
"That'll do, boys." Said Madame Foster. Wilt grabbed her and put her on the top. "Let the games begin!" Everyone soon assembled to their right team and got their weapons ready.
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"First up," Madame Foster shouted through a megaphone. "Dexter vs. Hector!" The short scientist and the colorful giant started approaching each other.
"My mom told me not to get into any fights." Said Hector.
"Well," Said Dexter. "My parents never really cared if I got into fights at school. Do you know what that means?"
"Not really." Said Hector.
"It means they wouldn't care if I turned into..."Dexter started drinking the monster serum and turned into a 350-foot-tall purple reptilian monster with orange plates on his back. "DEXZILLA!!!" Hector only reached Dexzilla's stomach.
"What's the matter, mouse lemur?" Dexzilla laughed. "Too scared to fight someone that might kill you? Ha ha ha ha! You may be big, but not only do I have a bigger body, I have a bigger brain! That means you're a stupid Neanderthal!" While Dexter continued laughing, Hector started getting angry.
"NOBODY CALLS ME STUPID!!!" Shouted Hector, and he climbed up Dexter's body and started punching his face.
"That was just a warm-up!" Said Dexter, and he breathed fire on Hector. The colossal ape let go of the monster and fell to the ground with a loud thud.
"Bobert!" Shouted Hector. "I need backup!" The robot turned his legs into wheels, rollerbladed to Dexter's tail, and pinched it.
"What was that?" Asked Dexter. He turned around and saw a small (or at least to him) robot pinching his tail. "Why, if it isn't an insignificant little toy! A child must be missing it."
"Initiating combat mode." Said Bobert, and he took on a Transformers-like form.
"Do your best, Metal Man!" Mocked Dexter. Bobert shot lasers into Dexter's eyes, blinding him. Bobert broke out of Dexter's grip, returned to his normal form, and flew away. Hector was dropped to the ground, and he decided to smash Dexter's toes, making him shrink back to his original form. Cow and Chicken then came by and placed the unconscious Dexter on a cot.
"You have your first patient, Dr. Chicken!" Said Cow, and they headed back to the CCN home base.
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Back in the real world, Bill and Jim just finished watching the episode, and they started exchanging thoughts.
“Did Dexter turn into a kaiju on the show?” Asked Bill.
“Actually, yes!” Said Jim. “The episode ‘Monstory’ was about him and Dee-Dee turning into bigger and bigger monsters. Their final forms could even be seen FROM SPACE! However, Dexzilla looked smaller compared to last time. I actually have the first season on DVD, which contains that episode, if you want to watch.”
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