Little Lost Luvdisc Chapter 12

Little Lost Luvdisc Chapter 12

Back in the WHC, Sam was almost ready to drop off Marlon and Waseri at their destination.

"All right, we're here, dudes!" Said the Blasoise. "Get ready! You're exit's coming up, man!"

"Where?" Asked Marlon. "I don't see it!"

"I see it!" Said Waseri, pointing to a downwards current.

"You mean the swirling vortex of terror?" Said Marlon.

"That's it, dude." Said Sam.

"Of course, it is." Said Marlon.

"Okay," Said Sam. "First, find your exit buddy." Waseri grabbed onto Marlon. "Do you have your exit buddy?"

"Yes!" Said Waseri.

"Okay." Said Sam. "Squirt will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique." Squirt then popped up and started giving the technique.

"Good afternoon!" Said the Squirtle. "We'll have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! And remember: Rip it, roll it, and punch it!"

"He's trying to speak to me, I know it!" Said Marlon. "You're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again."

"Okay, Jelly Man." Said Sam. "Go, go, go!" Squirt pushed Marlon and Waseri off Sam's back and into the current. It felt like a roller coaster. Normally, Marlon would be scared to death, but this time, he actually enjoyed it.

"That was...fun!" He said. "I actually enjoyed that." Waseri then saw the Blastoise family from the distance.

"Hey, look! Squirtles!" She said, pointing at Sam in the distance.

"Most excellent!" He said. "Now, turn your fishy tails around and swim straight on to Slateport! No worries, man!"

"No worries!" Said Marlon. "Thank you, dude Sam!"

"Bye!" Said a Squirtle.

"Bye, Jelly Man." Said another Squirtle.

"You tell your little dude I said hi, okay?" Said Sam.

"See ya later, dudes!" Said Squirt.

"Bye, everyone." Said Waseri.

"Rakki would have loved this." Said Marlon. Suddenly, he remembered something. "Hey, Sam, I forgot! How old are you?"

"2,000 years old, dude, and still young!" Said the Blastoise. "Rock on!"

"2,000!" Said Marlon. "I gotta remember that." Waseri then looked to the west and saw a big blue wasteland.

"Whoa." She said. "We're going in there?"

"Yep." Answered Marlon.

"M Shinkai 134 Zigzagoon Way, Slateport?" She asked.

"Yep." Answered Marlon. "We're just gonna swim straight."
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After swimming for a while, Marlon noticed something wrong.

"Wait, wait, wait." He said. "I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it before, and that means we're going in circles, and that means we're lost! Let's get help from the surface!" Before Marlon could swim to the surface, Waseri grabbed him.

"Hey!" She said. "Relax and take a deep breath." Both of them took deep breaths, and they calmed down. "Now, let's ask somebody for directions."

"Fine." Said Marlon. "Who do you want to ask, the speck? There's nobody here!"

"There has to be someone." Said Waseri. "It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two down here. Let's see." She looked around and saw a fish-like figure in the distance. "There's somebody. Hey excuse-"

"Waseri, Waseri!" Interrupted Marlon. "Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could digest us and spit out our bones!"

"Was is it with men and asking for directions?" Asked Waseri.

"I don't want to play the gender card right now." Said Marlon. "Want to play a card? Let's play the 'Let's Not Die' card."

"You want to get out of here?"

"Of course, I do."

"Well, then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Can't you trust me?" Marlon then looked at Waseri's Jellicent sting.

"Fine." Said Marlon. "We can give it a shot." Waseri then swam forward so she could speak to the mysterious figure.

"Excuse me!" She shouted. "Little fella? Don't be rude. Say hi."

"Hello." Said Marlon nervously.

"His son Rocky-"

"Rakki."

"Rakki was taken to...uh..."

"Slateport."

"Slateport! And it's very important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella! Come on." Marlon then discovered what Pokemon that figure could be.

"Waseri, I'm a little fella." Said Marlon. "I don't think that's a little fella." The figure then turned around, and it was the silhouette of a Wailord.

"Oh! Big fella. Wailord." Said Waseri. "Okay. Maybe he only speaks Wailord. Mooo! Weee neeed tooo fiind his son." Marlon didn't understand what Waseri was doing.

"What are you doing?" He asked. "Are you trying to speak Wailord?"

"Can youuuu give us diiirectionsss?" She continued.

"Waseri!" Said Marlon. "Heaven knows what you're saying!" The Wailord started swimming away. "See, he's swimming away."

"Cooome baaack."

"He's not coming back. You offended him."

"Maybe a different dialect. Moooohhhmmooo!"

"Waseri, you're not speaking Wailord. You're speaking upset stomach."

"Maybe I should try Sinnohese."

"Don't try Sinnohese."

"Wooooooo!"

"You actually sound sick."

"Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!" Little did they know that the Wailord was swimming right towards them.

"Don't do that!"

"Too much Kyogre. Did it sound too much like Kyogre?"

"It doesn't sound like Kyogre." Said Marlon. "It sounds like something I've never heard." However, Waseri still tried speaking Wailord. "It's just as well. He might be hungry."

"Wailord don't eat Luvdisc." Said Waseri. "They eat Clauncher."

"Swim away!" Said a swarm of Clauncher.

"Oh, look!" Said Waseri. "Clauncher!" Marlon turned around and warned Waseri.

"Move, Waseri! Move!" He pleaded. However, the Wailord swallowed them both.
Author's Note: Wartortle, which Blastoise evolves from, is said to live up to 10,000 years. Hope it can said for Blastoise.